"... more realistic sex positions. So here they are. Real sex positions. Modeled by real people. Completely unretouched. We're calling it Fifty Shades of Missionary. You're welcome."
Via Salon, "Cosmo’s craziest sex tips yet: 50 takes on the missionary position."
August 4, 2014
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The right decor can go a long way.
Won't be clicking through, thanks.
People who need instructions should just not bother,...
Salon isn't even trying to distinguish itself from parody site @Salondotcom anymore.
Very tasteful!! I looked at the first two and left. I never fully understood the term "click bait" until this article.
I don't trust a man in a leotard, especially one that low-cut in the back. Worse that shorts! Shudder.
Hey, not clicking through is one of the 50 positions, Crack!
Yes, sex is funny if not done with style.
Who was it who said there were 50 ways to love your lever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLejEZ2KYs0
"The beast with two backs" ... and four hands, four legs, four arms, four lungs, six lips, two brains, two hearts, two tongues and one phallus.
The possible combinations are many.
The Kama Sutra that isn't.
"Socks on missionary"?
As a 76 year old widower, my only reaction was" "I only wish..."
Just how affluent does a society have to be...
Somewhat cringe-worthy that the article refers to breasts as 'boobs.'
Speaking of boobs, I wonder what number Bubba uses with the Energizer. Now those are some hard choices!
A crook with less than a genius IQ worked many years to engrave the perfect counterfeit plates for a $15 bill. After running off the first batch, he took one and decided to try it out.
At the store, he bought gum for a dollar and handed the clerk his new $15 bill. The clerk didn't bat an eye, just handed him two $7 bills in change.
Boring. I stopped at 22. Someone had a lot of time on their hands to do this.
Someone should tell them it works better with your clothes off.
sojerofgod: Who was it who said there were 50 ways to love your lever?
Paul Simon, when he was on "The Muppet Show" (about 25 seconds in, actually):
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I laughed at your excerpted quote.
COSMO the shark hath jumped!
I liked the 7 Amazing Sex Positions, Illustrated by Peeps better, but I did get a few chuckles from that one. Some folks just have no sense of humor.
To have my woman wrap her legs around my waist, put her heels in the back of my knees, and wrap her arms around my shoulders, that's enough shades of anything.
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