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That looks like the way our beloved commenter betamax3000 used to write before I begged him to give up using all those capital letters.
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I'm so glad that deposed Nigerian prince found gainful employment elsewhere as a copywriter.
This is Betamax's day job.
I could tattoo that on my prick and still have room left over for the words "BIG SALE!"
Of course, you'd hear the screams all the way over there in Madison, but still, I could do it.
I'd be a fucking dick calligrapher,...
Crazy Street Corner Guy Off His Meds Says:
Harvey Keitel does not believe in capitalizing any letters otHer tHan H or K. He is tHe center of tHe world around Him, and wHen you can puncH tHrough bricK walls you can pretty mucH Have your way. BricK walls maKe Harvey angry; He told me a bricK wall once fell on Him in OKlaHoma and it tooK tHree days for Him to dig Himself out of the blacKness and rubble. During tHose tHree days Harvey Had a vision of a blacK bird tHat wHispered darK secrets to Him: He will not tell me tHose secrets, and I am good not Knowing.
I note with keen interest and admiration that Althouse, never missing a trick, has coded the link to that page so that she gets a cut if one of her readers purchases some of this fine 5A Remy.
And I never knew hair extensions had grades. And who is Remy?
I don't miss the Title Case. Thanks to AA.
(it's nice to be beloved).
Wait, Freeman and beta aren't really the same person with different "handles?"
But their writing is identical.
There is more variance within my writing, or my f);$;(/(;& writing as you like, than between Freeman and beta, hence I declaim Angus Poop.
Proclaim. Declaim
Declare. Proclare.
Exacerbate the species.
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