Ah here in the wild hills of metropolitan Los Angeles (I live 8 miles as the crow flies from City Hall) we've got three mountain lions in the Verdugo Hills (I live in the brushline of the Verdugos) a mountain lion in Griffith Park and half a dozen bobcats in my immediate neighborhood. Not to mention the deer, the coyotes and the rattlesnakes. And the lions will and do kill and take an occasional German shepherd sized dog within a mile or less from my house.
But I bet those Chernobyl lynx livers would glow in the dark if they were ever biopsied.
Generations & generations of young lynxi will grow up exposed to huuuge amounts of radiation. Then, they'll mutate. And mutate some more.
One day, they'll be red & scaly, 25 feet tall, 6 in. fangs & claws, and the ability to rapidly heal wounds.
One day, in the not too distant future, they'll run out of fresh meat on the Chernobyl preserve. Their hunger will drive them to an new, abundant source of meat --- man flesh (perogis with feet, as it were). THAT will be the beginning of the end for mankind!
ARE YOU READING THIS SYFY CHANNEL! I just gave you the plot line for a new made for cable movie! I WANT MY NAME IN THE CREDITS THIS TIME, you miserable thieving bastards!
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9 comments:
Oh no. Another exotic breed for Meade's blog. They keep multiplying.
The first owner at the Dog Park that shows off a radioactive, glow in the dark Lynx wins.
My favorite dog is a lion.
#QuestionsNoOneIsAsking
How radioactive are the lynxes around Chernobyl?
That's not a lion. Ok, a Lynx is not a dog either. It's a cat that you don't want to meet in a dark alley. We demand a separate but equal Cat Park.
Ah here in the wild hills of metropolitan Los Angeles (I live 8 miles as the crow flies from City Hall) we've got three mountain lions in the Verdugo Hills (I live in the brushline of the Verdugos) a mountain lion in Griffith Park and half a dozen bobcats in my immediate neighborhood. Not to mention the deer, the coyotes and the rattlesnakes. And the lions will and do kill and take an occasional German shepherd sized dog within a mile or less from my house.
But I bet those Chernobyl lynx livers would glow in the dark if they were ever biopsied.
This should encourage the lefty enviros to go for nuclear!!
Obviously fake, because everyone knows that nothing can grow in the radioactive contamination around Chernobyl.
The science is settled!
Forget plutonium. Lynxes qualify for the cat's nine lives exception.
Dudes, you just know what's going to happen here!
Generations & generations of young lynxi will grow up exposed to huuuge amounts of radiation. Then, they'll mutate. And mutate some more.
One day, they'll be red & scaly, 25 feet tall, 6 in. fangs & claws, and the ability to rapidly heal wounds.
One day, in the not too distant future, they'll run out of fresh meat on the Chernobyl preserve. Their hunger will drive them to an new, abundant source of meat --- man flesh (perogis with feet, as it were). THAT will be the beginning of the end for mankind!
ARE YOU READING THIS SYFY CHANNEL! I just gave you the plot line for a new made for cable movie! I WANT MY NAME IN THE CREDITS THIS TIME, you miserable thieving bastards!
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