February 5, 2014

"Listen Elizabeth, this is the President!"

"I don’t have any time for this ****. I‘m keeping the world from nuclear war all the time. I’m sending a plane to pick you up."

Scurrilous nonsense, no doubt. Let's squelch these rumors quickly.

75 comments:

AReasonableMan said...

Also on Radar regarding the accuser, Tom Sizemore’s Drug Shame: Caught On Camera In SECOND Video Smoking Crystal Methamphetamine.

traditionalguy said...

"Elizabeth, this is your Commander in chief...the Fuck stops here."

Bill Clinton was a leader of women.

David said...

Elizabeth has her lawyers on the case. That should clarify things.

(Sounds like bullshit to me, but with Clintons you never know.)

Howard said...

BJ's numbers just increased 5-points.

Fen said...

Hillary The Cuckhold! Yay feminism! You've come a long way baby.

Michael K said...

It's OK because Hillary was in bed with Huna.

cubanbob said...

If true this won't help Hillary but then again it won't hurt her either but for the majority of straight men in America it does move the envy-admiration needle in behalf of Bill. Now I understand why Hugh Grant was with a crack-whore but I fail to get why Clinton was involved with Monica. Liz Hurley is smoking today at 48 and back then even hotter. Something not quite right with Bill unless he just can't say to to any piece that comes his way.

PB Reader said...

I think the Clinton folks would consider this an increase in her popularity as the long-suffering wife.

Fen said...

I guess we should be grateful Clinton didn't set up Rape Dungeons like his counterparts in the middle east. He merely abused the authority of the Oval Office to get his poon fix. I guess thats something...

traditionalguy said...

Bill Clinton may be called the first black President, but he will never be called the first Gay President. Hillary still has a chance to make history.

Fen said...

Clinton is a sexual predator. Don't ever forget that. Its not cool. If he had come to power as an arab in the ME, he would have done the same things they did.

David said...

That tape makes one thing absolutely clear. Sizemore is a piece of shit with about a 9th grade mentality.

cubanbob said...

traditionalguy said...
Bill Clinton may be called the first black President, but he will never be called the first Gay President. Hillary still has a chance to make history.

2/5/14, 11:39 AM"

Now thats funny. You think Bill ever tried to get a threesome going with Hillary and Huma?

David said...

cubanbob said...
If true this won't help Hillary but then again it won't hurt her either but for the majority of straight men in America it does move the envy-admiration needle in behalf of Bill.

Yep, Admirable all right. Just when I thought I could not admire Clinton more, this comes along. (This comment assumes the story is true, which I doubt.)

Amexpat said...

I'm sceptical, not of the deed but of the dialogue they're attributing to Clinton. “Elizabeth, this is your Commander-in-Chief" might be said by Clinton ironically but not seriously.

cubanbob said...

David said...
That tape makes one thing absolutely clear. Sizemore is a piece of shit with about a 9th grade mentality.

2/5/14, 11:41 AM"

Well that simply means he is a typical actor but the question is is the tape for real?

n.n said...

This will only play in a moral society. Clinton has nothing to worry about.

Brennan said...

Never leave your daughter alone with list. Not even to turn your back.

1) Mick Jagger
2) Bill Clinton
3) ???

Brennan said...

"This is your Commander-in-Chief." - President Clinton

"I'm English and you're reportedly a Rhodes Scholar." - Liz Hurley

SteveR said...

You think that's bad, Scott Walker had sex when he was in college. Scandalous, he can never be president and should be recalled as governor.

mccullough said...

I didn't know Hurley dated Tom Sizemore. I'll believe anything about her if that's true

jacksonjay said...


Will this new revelation divert MSM attention from the IRS scandal?

Naw, probably not!

PB Reader said...

For most people, this will increase their awe for Bill. Misuse of power, misuse of public funds, yes, all true. Awesome misuse.

The Drill SGT said...

Liz is a buxom lass.

Loved her in "Sharpe's Enemy"

It put her best features on display as it were...

tim maguire said...

If being president means you can order up an Elizabeth Hurley anytime you want, I'm going to have to take another look at this politics thing.

AJ Lynch said...

Clinton usually f-ed with kinda fat, homely women [Monica, Hillary and the one from Arkansas who sued him].

So I am shocked to hear he may have been banging Hurley. Props to him for accepting the presidential upgrade!

JoyD said...

Loser got just what he wanted - you googled him, right? I did, since he never caught my attention before in his life. So we know he's quite the old sleaze bag, but that's fine with him. He got his name out there.

EDH said...

"Lie back and think of England."

Pun intended.

cubanbob said...

Blogger JoyD said...
Loser got just what he wanted - you googled him, right? I did, since he never caught my attention before in his life. So we know he's quite the old sleaze bag, but that's fine with him. He got his name out there.

2/5/14, 12:22 PM"

Is that anyway to talk about a former president and publicity hound?

Althouse: post a poll on who thinks Clinton did not or would not bang Liz Hurley if given the chance?

Rob said...

I've been defending this man for fifteen years, and I'll defend him still. If the Leader of the Free World can't screw anybody he wants, then what is the goddam point?

Having said that, the dialogue Sizemore reports does seem improbable, even if the hookup with Hurley does not.

Fen said...

Hell, I'm surprised Clinton didn't try to fuck his own dog.

[Not you Hillary, sit back down]

Joe said...

Tom Sizemore is a loser, so even if the claim isn't true about Clinton,
Elizabeth Hurley has no class.

bad touch said...

One things for sure, you want to get it out early on...

Tank said...

@Cubanbob

Are you saying you wouldn't bang Hurley if you had the chance?

Gay.

Will said...

Yet another bimbo eruption to give the entire country the Kathleen Willeys

mrs. e said...

Tom Sizemore, Mr. Reliable. Yawn.

Lyle said...

Sizemore is a crazy drunk/druggie with no credibility.

Scurrilous nonsense is right.

Scott said...

...the famously-frisky ex-President...

Frisky, huh. The press is still covering this scumbag's butt.

Lyle said...

Cuckquean is what Hillary is. It's from the Canterbury Tales apparently.


http://www.salon.com/2007/09/05/cuckquean/

Titus said...

cool and hot.

Chance said...

The fact you guys seem to be seriously considering this as true is amusing.

Chance said...

The fact you guys seem to be seriously considering this as true is amusing.

William said...

This will put a fine Sheen on Clinton's reputation. It was kind of embarrassing that our President was shagging such dross. This adds dignity to the office and will encourage more of our young people to seek public office.

RecChief said...

funny that a story that really should be dismissed out of hand causes all of us, even if we won't admit it, to think it could have happened.

FullMoon said...


William said...

This will put a fine Sheen on Clinton's reputation. It was kind of embarrassing that our President was shagging such dross.

Benjamin Franklin said "All cats are gray in the dark"

Meade said...

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

traditionalguy said...

A John Doe Indictment for serial adultery and a 4 year investigation with leaks sounds about right for this case...wait, this is about Scott Walker, right.

tim maguire said...

Well of course we think it could have happened. We are talking about Bill Clinton, no?

EMD said...

I'm with ARM on this one a bit. Tom Sizemore, model character witness.

Birches said...

I didn't know Hurley dated Tom Sizemore. I'll believe anything about her if that's true

Yep.

exhelodrvr1 said...

Chance,
After what Clinton did with Lewinsky, why would anyone think the basic facts of this story couldn't be true?

SteveR said...

funny that a story that really should be dismissed out of hand causes all of us, even if we won't admit it, to think it could have happened.

I think we could dismiss the "evidence" as unbelievable for this story but there nothing hard to believe about Bill Clinton having sex with someone besides his wife, in the White House or a trailer in Conway, Ark.

Chance said...

Because the details are so ridiculous.

Fen said...

You mean like sodomizing your staff with a cigar? That kind of ridiculous?

exhelodrvr1 said...

Chance,
And the President getting BJs in the oval office from a 19 year old intern while on the phone with world leaders is ridiculous, too, isn't it? Who would believe that?

SteveR said...

Like having sex with someone besides your wife. That kind of ridiculous?

Fen said...

Chance has the same double post issue as another commenter here. What a coincidence.

Why are you hiding "chance" ? Could it be that you're ashamed of your defense of sexual predator Bill Clinton?

Chance said...

I don't read the comments here enough to know what the double post comment refers to, but I assure you I have only ever posted here as Chance.

I'm sorry I obviously upset some of you by questioning the veracity of a tabloid news story, but I guess I'll wait until Fox News confirms...

Chance said...

I concede I wouldn't be surprised if this is true, but I'm not sure I even care.

By details I meant not that he would have sex with Hurley in the White House while Hillary slept in the next room. I meant more why does he need to get the phone number from Sizemore? She was there hours later? Hurley told her drug addict ex all about it?

This isn't about Bill anyways. If there wasn't the threat of a Hillary presidency nobody would care.

Fen said...

Chance: "questioning the veracity of a tabloid news story, but I guess I'll wait until Fox News confirms..."

A tabloid news story, like the National Enquirer? The paper that broke the Lewinsky scandal that ABC was sitting on?

And I find it amusing that you think the Fox News insult affects anyone here. Maybe in your liberal echo chambers...

In short, you're an apologist for a known sexual predator. Go fuck yourself.

Fen said...

And tell that enabler Hillary! we said hi. I hope you aren't working for free. Their interns tend to get abused. Stay flexible! You never know when Bill will needs his cigar "wetted"

Chance said...

Whoa! F bomb. Nice.

LarsPorsena said...

ARM gets one right. Sizemore is a terminal crackhead/meth fiend.

Hey ARM: crack whores and meth hags vote straight dem. why are you alienating a core dem constituency?

Carl Pham said...

Come. This is the President. A Democratic President, a tribune of the people. A man who's spent a long career fighting tirelessly for a woman's right to abort the baby she got by some unexpected one-night stand. It boggles the mind to even conceive of something like this.

Unless there's actual photos of Hurley's lovely mouth encircling the Clinton nuclear missile, no right-thinking person would believe this.

I mean...if we were talking about Woody Allen or Newt Gingrich, now, that would be completely different.

Gahrie said...

Sizemore is a crazy drunk/druggie with no credibility

...at least until we find out he has a DNA sample also......

Paul said...

Sizemore is a loser!

Who tapped Liz Hurley's ass...

Moneyrunner said...

A few thoughts:
• Why is this hard to believe? Because it’s out of character? Because of the person telling the story? Because Hurley is a virgin? Because Bill and Hillary are committed to each other? Because things like this are not done by the President in the Oval Office?
• A comment on the culture: So many commenters admire either adultery or extra-marital sex. I realize it’s a macho things to say “yeah, I’d hit that” but would you really? If you had a wife? Or a girlfriend? If a pretty piece of meat asks you to ejaculate in her do you always say yes? Is that what men do?

cubanbob said...

Are you saying you wouldn't bang Hurley if you had the chance?"

Tank where did you get the impression that given the chance I wouldn't? Especially when she was in her prime and I was closer to mine.

Crazy Jane said...

Never thought I'd say this, but here goes:

Poor Elizabeth Hurley

rcocean said...

Sorry but Sizemore cannot be believed without more proof.

After all this is a President of the United states! They just don't commit sexual acts with young single women in the White House.

Anonymous said...

Now I finally have some respect for President Clinton.

I mean, this chick is hot.

Titus said...

Sizemore admitted to lieing...shockng...but you know the Clinton Machine got to him.

It happened....and the polls during the recent election were scewed.

Romney really won and we are dumb, old, fat, white, southerners who hate gays and that is how the country thinks!!!!!!!!

AlanKH said...

Where was the NSA when Hillary need4ed them?

carrie said...

He said that Bill and Hillary "both had separate romantic lives." That implies that Hillary had a separate romantic life too--Hillary's the potential candidate, why aren't they focusing on that?

Freeman Hunt said...

Sans baggage, being attracted to Clinton is the equivalent of being attracted to Huckabee. They are similar in appearance and manner.