This artist is using a hazardous substance and his activities need to be regulated, the substance taxed out of existence. It is a health hazard, and everybody's health is everybody else's business. More on coffee. I totally made it all up. If you want to argue, fine with me, because frankly I don't know what I'm talking about. But what difference does that make when I can feel what it's doing? Check it out just to see the anim wut I dun. It's a nerve that goes binkbinkbinkbinkbink...
Chip, I only drink dark roast (all day and all night). So, according to your link, I'm maximizing the synaptic action and minimizing the stomach acid? This is good, yes?
According to Blank. But that's appealing to authority, it's what you feel that counts. The jitters. Or, it's what I feel that counts, for I exist on a higher plane and I and other high plane existers decided it's in all our best interest for society to back off from coffee entirely, and if you don't agree with us, for your benefit and your expanded freedom, we should probably consider taxing coffee a lot more. This is the initial stages of our "nudge" in that direction. We're nothing if not patient.
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This artist is using a hazardous substance and his activities need to be regulated, the substance taxed out of existence. It is a health hazard, and everybody's health is everybody else's business. More on coffee. I totally made it all up. If you want to argue, fine with me, because frankly I don't know what I'm talking about. But what difference does that make when I can feel what it's doing? Check it out just to see the anim wut I dun. It's a nerve that goes binkbinkbinkbinkbink...
Chip, I only drink dark roast (all day and all night). So, according to your link, I'm maximizing the synaptic action and minimizing the stomach acid? This is good, yes?
in Ireland, they do that with the foam in your Guinness.
According to Blank. But that's appealing to authority, it's what you feel that counts. The jitters. Or, it's what I feel that counts, for I exist on a higher plane and I and other high plane existers decided it's in all our best interest for society to back off from coffee entirely, and if you don't agree with us, for your benefit and your expanded freedom, we should probably consider taxing coffee a lot more. This is the initial stages of our "nudge" in that direction. We're nothing if not patient.
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