Althouse: Elisabeth Hasselbeck unfired.

March 11, 2013

Elisabeth Hasselbeck unfired.

Or... particularly false story refuted.

22 comments:

rhhardin said...: She makes great cameras.; 3/11/13, 6:41 PM
Sydney said...: She’s had to sit here for a decade and take the kind of guff we give her.

That show's been on the air for a decade? Good grief.; 3/11/13, 6:46 PM
Original Mike said...: Maybe Whoopi had a change of heart.; 3/11/13, 6:55 PM
YoungHegelian said...: @Original Mike,

Maybe Whoopi had a change of heart.

Naw, it's just that Elizabeth H. wasn't fired fired.; 3/11/13, 7:01 PM
Anonymous said...: Toothpaste back in tube. Just a little mess around the edges. Nothing to see here.; 3/11/13, 7:09 PM
edutcher said...: I guess Joyless leaving made the world seem brighter.; 3/11/13, 7:10 PM
Dante said...: Did they fire the fat woman? "Oh, Steel can't melt," that one. How do they make it in the first place?; 3/11/13, 7:16 PM
Titus said...: Thank God. She has a nice set of tits and they should be on the tele everyday.

It's hard out there finding nice tits on the tele.

Although, the Fox News Gals in Boston have amazing tits that they show off everyday.

I always determine the fab of a city by their newscasters. If they are ugly and fat and have bad hair you know you are in a podunk part of the country.

I love Andrew Cuomo on CNN, such a hot piece of Italian Sausage. And you know he has a major bod. His teeth are incred too. I wonder if he ever did a guy-my sense is yes he has switched over in his early years.; 3/11/13, 7:22 PM
virgil xenophon said...: Look, for the show to have any credibility (for the faithful, not people like us for whom that wish is a lost cause)they couldn't just have a complete airhead on the one hand, but the danger the other way in any new "conservative" hire is that despite the filtering process she might turn out to be dangerously smarter and more independent and, more importantly, more glib than The View programmers counted on. It's tough to hit the Goldie-locks "just right" target of formless yet spunky conservative mediocrity. Hassleback is a known comidity..; 3/11/13, 7:24 PM
Titus said...: I meant Chris Cuomo and I just saw him shirtless.

Fucking amazing. He is an incredible specimen of man.; 3/11/13, 7:25 PM
virgil xenophon said...: **"commodity"...Barbancourt strikes again..; 3/11/13, 7:26 PM
m stone said...: She’s had to sit here for a decade and take the kind of guff we give her.

So basically, the other libs on The View want her around to abuse her even longer.; 3/11/13, 7:28 PM
Mary Beth said...: She gives the show perspective and balance. One conservative balances how many liberals?; 3/11/13, 7:34 PM
Chip Ahoy said...: Following these lines, and expanding on your topic here, a thing I did not know at the time is your Hasselhoff potato should be soaked in water which makes the slats separate better. Sloughing the surface starch I imagine, but you can still safely stick slivers of garlic in between some of them without going too far if the slivers are sufficiently thin.

And an alternative to Hasselhoff potato that I invented is hedgehog potato. And I think I can probably carve a better hedgehog head than that.; 3/11/13, 7:50 PM
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Chip Ahoy said...: Ha! This thing said "service unavailable" while it privately serviced me.; 3/11/13, 7:52 PM
KCFleming said...: Hasselbeck as the only one who knew how to work the coffee machine.; 3/11/13, 7:54 PM
Titus said...: Let's all think about having sex with Chris Cuomo.

His lips pressing against yours.

Him shirtless with exposed pecs and tight abs.

Throbbing pre cum hog. Fuck, so hot.; 3/11/13, 8:39 PM
madAsHell said...: Ann Coulter will be replacing Behar.

I don't know that for sure, but it will make some heads explode.; 3/11/13, 9:51 PM
David R. Graham said...: "He is an incredible specimen of man."

No, sparkly, he is an incredible specimen of queer.

You too, you're too tight.; 3/11/13, 11:07 PM
MayBee said...: I suspect someone heard Joy was out and decided to spread a rumor to hurt Elizabeth instead. Maybe even Joy started the rumor

(Naming your daughter Joy or Bliss seems to be too tempting for the God of Irony to ignore. I've never known a happy woman with either name); 3/12/13, 2:39 AM
Alex said...: Whenever Titus appears, hide the children.; 3/12/13, 1:03 PM