Althouse: My post title "Buttons offed" made one reader picture "2 hands clasping the lapels of their own jacket and ripping them apart to reveal not a blouse but 2 voluptuous naked breasts."

December 26, 2012

My post title "Buttons offed" made one reader picture "2 hands clasping the lapels of their own jacket and ripping them apart to reveal not a blouse but 2 voluptuous naked breasts."

"Buttons offed, pop pop, that's the image that happens" — says commenter Chip Ahoy, prompting Dr Weevil to say "Photoshop or it (your fantasy) didn't happen."

If he hadn't achieved this status yet — and I think he had — Chip Ahoy became the #1 Althouse commenter of all time — not counting Meade — by producing the Photoshop. (There's a link within that link, so nothing NSFW unless you click again.)

24 comments:

Oso Negro said...: My...you are full of the holiday spirit at Meade house.; 12/26/12, 10:14 AM
Robert J. said...: Oh dear, she has implants. How disillusioning.; 12/26/12, 10:20 AM
Henry said...: That gray flannel jacket has a very Magritte look to me.; 12/26/12, 10:28 AM
Wince said...: What better example of the Internet's decent from a "return to reading and writing" to a "great, big video platform" than to substitute the traditional, alluring and passionate bodice-ripper cover with the gif image of "two hands clasping the lapels of their own jacket and ripping them apart to reveal not a blouse but two voluptuous naked breasts"?; 12/26/12, 10:33 AM
rhhardin said...: Women have buttons on opposite side so that men can undress them.; 12/26/12, 10:44 AM
Palladian said...: If he hadn't achieved this status yet — and I think he had — Chip Ahoy became the #1 Althouse commenter of all time — not counting Meade

Bitch.; 12/26/12, 10:51 AM
Palladian said...: I will defer to Chip Ahoy on sheer quantity of words, however.; 12/26/12, 10:52 AM
Anonymous said...: For a moment there I felt like Fabio.; 12/26/12, 10:57 AM
Chip Ahoy said...: I'm not offended because it's true.

I realize that. *hangs head*

But if you saw the shit I'm sparing you, then you'd be a little be more appreciative. I dump more crap than I post. I really do have logorrhea, the shit just pours out of me, it's horrible.

I did not realize this fully until my brother said to his wife, "watch this guy," as I set my fingers to the keyboard
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap dink dink dink brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap and a paragraph is filled, and they looked at each other and laughed. At me.

Then I say one simple thing and this editor here goes, sorry, you have to be under 16 trillion characters, which forces me to break it up in pieces or dump it so those get dumped.; 12/26/12, 11:21 AM
Meade said...: Boy, it seems like that stupid old NYT page takes forever to load. MSM - puh.; 12/26/12, 11:29 AM
jungatheart said...: Teacher's pet, I wanna be teacher's pet.

Buttons offed made me think of a dog named Buttons being hit by the mob.; 12/26/12, 11:50 AM
jungatheart said...: I thought it was so men and women could undress each other.; 12/26/12, 11:51 AM
Kirk Parker said...: Now the link is saying 403 - Invalid Security Token.; 12/26/12, 12:11 PM
Ann Althouse said...: "Bitch."

You were my original #1 commenter, but jeez, at some point, you've got to acknowledge the wonder that is Chip.; 12/26/12, 12:35 PM
Palladian said...: I do wonder about Chip.; 12/26/12, 12:39 PM
Palladian said...: You were my original #1 commenter

You were my original #1 blogger, but jeez...; 12/26/12, 12:40 PM
Ann Althouse said...: "Now the link is saying 403 - Invalid Security Token."

See? You give #1 status and they slack off!; 12/26/12, 12:40 PM
Palladian said...: psst... I'm just playing pretend-high-school-jealous ex-boyfriend... I'm amused by Althouse's charming coquettish attempts to start rivalries for her favor.; 12/26/12, 12:44 PM
Kirk Parker said...: "they slack off"

Yeah, and slacking off is what the buttonless jacket supposedly did, too.; 12/26/12, 12:48 PM
Chip Ahoy said...: Apologies. The security token changes automatically. The post is in draft, not published because it's tits and I don't care to have it or start a private album just for porno tits. And as mentioned they're fake tits too. I found them in one minute. Before/after surgery. Picked the best ones. Very objectified norks.

The last link I checked is this

http://bour3pages.blogspot.com/b/post-preview?token=vOhY2jsBAAA.zMUErZOMg6IRs4GLtgVkNg.rm9PdZlY8br53lLCAQvidw&postId=1859695444792236779&type=POST

but that might change too. It's crap. I'm sorry.; 12/26/12, 1:14 PM
edutcher said...: That's a better link, Chip, but I thought we'd see a smiling Althouse.; 12/26/12, 1:29 PM
Peter Hoh said...: See? You give #1 status and they slack off!

Chip, please note that Ann wrote "slack off," not "slacks off."; 12/26/12, 5:17 PM
Lem Vibe Bandit said...: Oh noooo.. you are not going to believe what happened.

I was running to the computer to catch up when I tripped up on some wires, hit my head blind. Now I cant see the link Chip has so carefully and meticulously prepared.

I'll come back when I'm feeling better.; 12/26/12, 5:41 PM
Badger Pundit said...: Hey, would it be too much as ask Chip Ahoy to give out a more-current link to this apparent masterpiece, for those just catching up on recent posts who missed it?

Just thought I'd check it out -- "research," mind you. If the excuse works for Pete Townshend (in less mild circumstances, http://bit.ly/PvggTe), it works for me!; 12/27/12, 10:50 AM