Kris Jenner has already planned an episode of Keeping up With the Kardashians around her having a G-Shot. Kim, Khloe and Kourtney delve into the dilemma of mom's sexual problems while Bruce, Scott and Lamar play golf and Rob models his sock line. Ryan Seacrest goes to the bank.
An angel's smile is what you sell You promise me heaven then put me through hell Chains of love got a hold on me When passion's a prison you can't break free
Whoa! You're a loaded gun (yeah) Whoa! There's no where to run No one can save me The damage is done
Shot through the heart And you're to blame You give love a bad name I play my part And you play your game You give love a bad name You give love... a bad name
You paint your smile on your lips Blood red nails on your fingertips A school boy's dream you act so shy Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye
Whoa! You're a loaded gun Whoa! There's nowhere to run No one can save me The damage is done
How annoying to go to all that trouble, humiliation, pain, and expense and then be expecting some lump of "filler" to perform for you. What goes through your mind when you're having sex with a partner, but thinking of that lump of foreign matter that the doctor put in there?
I've read that during Victorian times a great number of middle class women were frigid. (I don't know how they conducted the survey. Time travel, I suppose.) There was a time that an atrophied libido was the ideal to which women aspired. Women were supposed to be spiritual and refined and above such urges of the flesh. Nowadays women strive to reach the orgasmic level of a porn star on a meth binge.....I don't know what the beau ideal of human sexuality is, but we do seem to miss the mark quite often.
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16 comments:
The answer my friend, is plugged into the wall...
Hitachi Magic Wand.
Everyone knows that...lol.
What people will do...
Kris Jenner has already planned an episode of Keeping up With the Kardashians around her having a G-Shot. Kim, Khloe and Kourtney delve into the dilemma of mom's sexual problems while Bruce, Scott and Lamar play golf and Rob models his sock line. Ryan Seacrest goes to the bank.
Rub a dub dub.
Oh, please. Every man knows the female orgasm is a myth.
Shot to the twat
And you're to blame
You give love... a bad name
An angel's smile is what you sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passion's a prison you can't break free
Whoa! You're a loaded gun (yeah)
Whoa! There's no where to run
No one can save me
The damage is done
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part
And you play your game
You give love a bad name
You give love... a bad name
You paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream you act so shy
Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye
Whoa! You're a loaded gun
Whoa! There's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done
I suspect it's all psychological. The injection tricks some women into believing they'll have better/more orgasms and , voila, they do!.
American women a the most neurotic beings to ever walk the face of the Earth. Actually enjoying anything is nigh impossible for them.
I thought vibrators were gonna replace men? So now it's a 'G' shot?
Once you find it, it would make more sense to just attach a handle to it and be done.
How annoying to go to all that trouble, humiliation, pain, and expense and then be expecting some lump of "filler" to perform for you. What goes through your mind when you're having sex with a partner, but thinking of that lump of foreign matter that the doctor put in there?
Injecting a foreign substance into the vagina is dangerous!
I'm giving shots this month for $120--limited to the first thousand women only. Better act fast! Restrictions apply.
*If you're pregnant, nursing, or plan a career in nursing, special restrictions apply. Void where prohibited by common sense.
I've read that during Victorian times a great number of middle class women were frigid. (I don't know how they conducted the survey. Time travel, I suppose.) There was a time that an atrophied libido was the ideal to which women aspired. Women were supposed to be spiritual and refined and above such urges of the flesh. Nowadays women strive to reach the orgasmic level of a porn star on a meth binge.....I don't know what the beau ideal of human sexuality is, but we do seem to miss the mark quite often.
The country is barking mad.
The country is barking mad.
"What goes through your mind when you're having sex with a partner, but thinking of that lump of foreign matter that the doctor put in there?"
If that bothers her, then she shouldn't be screwing a doctor.
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