November 8, 2012

"A man... has been arrested after he was found to be carrying genitals in his wallet..."

In South Africa.

It reminds me of that line spoken by Jimmy Stewart in the movie "Vertigo": "You shouldn't keep souvenirs of a killing. You shouldn't have been that sentimental. "

25 comments:

edutcher said...

Usually it's ears or a scalp.

So, um, what do you carry if you off a woman?

john said...

Link is down so I couldnt determine the species.

But maybe he was going to lunch at the Rocky Mountain Oyster Club.

Drew W said...

"I've got that guy's balls in my pocket" is usually meant figuratively.

Levi Starks said...

Looks to me like it was part of some kind of cultural heritage. Probably none of our business. what happens in a culture stays in a culture.

Known Unknown said...

I sometimes carry condoms in my wallet ... but not with a penis inside.

Cedarford said...

In East Africa, scores of people with albinism have been killed for their body parts in recent years.

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I just don't see much evidence in the world that where blacks are a majority, they can build or even maintain (Detroit) a civilization as good as whites, Asians, or Hispanics can do.
Maybe Ghana or Aruba can be pointed to as the exception to the rule..
But the visible results of black rule in other countries, black rule in US cities, is not encouraging.

Nor is there some "unique" problem in American society that makes for decaying, high crime black neighborhoods...
Look overseas to black areas in France, Brazil, the UK, Russia, Israel, Peru, Canada...even friggin Pakistan.....

Same situation.

Levi Starks said...

Cedarford,
don't expect to get any research grants anytime soon.

bagoh20 said...

That's what the term "meat wallet" is for.

TWM said...

Funny. Usually a man's balls are found in his wife's or girlfriend's purse.

Toad Trend said...

I've got a Rocket in My Pocket.

madAsHell said...

...and when you rub the wallet it becomes a suitcase?

Was Code Pink involved?

Toad Trend said...

Hmmm.

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Interesting.

Methadras said...

Is this akin to making a purse from a sows ear?

Toad Trend said...

"In East Africa, scores of people with albinism have been killed for their body parts in recent years."

Now I see, this victim was mistaken for one of those white people Bill Maher was talking to...

Comanche Voter said...

These would be uh--Romney's--if he were dumb enough to fall for the Obama ploy of "that white fella can come work in the White House".

Rabel said...

What's in your wallet?

Those credit card ads just got a little funnier.

Baron Zemo said...

Jeez don't ever go there.

They might get touchy over Meade's balls in your pocket. Just sayn'

David said...

"Honey, have you seen my wallet?"

MadisonMan said...

...and when you rub the wallet it becomes a suitcase?

Thank you. That was the joke I was trying to remember.

ndspinelli said...

At least Dahmer just cooked and ate the man oysters.

Rusty said...

Ed Gein would make slippers out of his victims lady parts.





So he could pussyfoot around.



I know.
I'm sorry.

LincolnTf said...

When a man says "I'd bet my left nut", sometimes there's nothing he can do but pay up.

jr565 said...

Show me your genitals... your genitals. (What)
Show me your genitals... Genitalia!

kentuckyliz said...

Genitalia...isn't that an Italian airline?

MDIJim said...

Back in the days before the sexual revolution came to my Irish-Catholic suburb I carried a condom in my wallet just in case I got lucky. Eventually the ring made an impression that plainly could be seen every time I took out my wallet to pay some lovely cashier for something. Would I have had more luck if the wallet had the impression of a penis?