There's video of Scott Walker drinking the milk straight from the carton. #WIUnionDesperation
— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) June 4, 2012
#WIunionDesperation Walker's mother's father father's mother mother's father is part Cherokee but he can't prove it
— Kimberly Morin (@Conservativeind) June 4, 2012
Scott Walker birth certificate states he was born in the 57th state of our union #WIunionDesperation
— Liz Schmidt (@LizSchmidt3) June 4, 2012
Scott Walker sneaks into your laundry room and takes that sock you're always missing. #WIunionDesperation
— JD Nelson (@JDNelson_68W) June 3, 2012
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The one about the sock I believe.
The rest are "crap."
Candy is dandy, but Twitchy is bitchy.
Pressure..
Disgrace under fire.
Toooooooo funny!
Scott Walker killed Professor Plum in the Library with a lead pipe.
Scott Walker is putting cannibal juice in the school water fountains.
I think twitter hashtag counter-riffing is my favorite recent political gambit (starting with:
#attackwatch!). All the more so because it's totally grassroots fun.
Scott Walker ate a cat.
That's what I heard.
Scott Walker left the seat up.
Scott Walker is going to start wearing a sweater vest.
And shorts.
We'll scare Althouse one way or another.
we might be thugs but we're flexible.
Scott Walker gave away the suprise ending of "The Crying Game" to Barack Obama . . . who was thinking of watching it again.
Scott Walker said "crap" on the Sabbath.
Scott Walker looks like he might be a Mormon.
Scott Walker did what he campaigned on - how is Obama supposed to understand such a thing?!
Scott Walker told the unions that there is no Santa Claus.
Scott Walker makes Obama pay when he lands on Boardwalk or takes a ride on the Reading.
Scott Walker went to second base with Pinky Tuscadero.
Scott Walker was arrested by federal authorities last night. This is NOT A PHOTOSHOP.
Scott walker clubs baby seals while on vacation.
Scott Walker spends millions of tax payer dollars to send his wife and kids on vacation...no wait, that's Obama.
Scott Walker gave millions of dollars to Solynd...no, that's Obama too.
Scott Walker insulted the Poles...
Scott Walker gave the Queen of Eng...
Damn...Compared to Obama, Scott Walker is a saint.
My own contributions were moderately hilarious, if I do say so myself (and I do).
This allows me to reiterate that the right political side of Twiiter have WAAAAAY more fun there, than the Left. It's because we have few sacred cows, and can blaspheme the name of anyone, regardless of gender, race, creed, sexual orientation, or dodgy birth certificate.
Cheers,
Victoria
Yay, Victoria! It's always such a treat to see you around these parts again-- commenting at Althouse again (I say as longtime fan of vbspurs).
It's because we have few sacred cows,
That and.. they lack humor. They are so serious and purpose driven (they think) that they can't laugh at themselves.
I saw Scott Walker drinking a 20 oz. soda. I know it was him, the soda jerk from NYC told me so.
Scott Walker wears Mormon underwear. Mormon ladies' underwear.
They forgot the most heinous -
Scott Walker roots for Minnesota.
PS vb!
Welcome back, mum!
Scott Walker mispronounces Sandra Fluke's name EVERY fluking time!
VB--great to see you back, ma'am
Scott said...
Candy is dandy, but Twitchy is bitchy.
WHICH?.....Scott are you?
Scott Walker pays sticker price at antique shops.
Scott Walker only pretends to like cheese.
I have a video of Scott Walker picking his nose ....... and eating it. Holding out selling the video until Trumka up his bid.
lol Saint Croix is on a roll this morning.
Scott Walker is a fan of the World Champion New York Giants.
Scott Walker roots for the Vikings!
Scott Walker put a recyclable can in the trash.
Scott Walker once left a 10% tip.
Scott Walker does math problems in pen.
Scott Walker once shot a man just for snoring too loud.
When you think you have the answer, Scott Walker changes the question.
Scott Walker uses the Oxford comma.
And yes, that is a mortal sin.
Scott Walker shot a man in Reno, just to see him die.
Scott Walker will sneak into your kitchen at night and adjust the freezer thermostat to make your ice cream go all melty.
He calls himself "Walker" but has been known to run.
He refuses to pick up feminine supplies on his way home from work.
Daddy, Scott's looking at me again!
Scott Walker doesn't like Call Me Maybe
Scott Walker accepted a phone call from a radio DJ pretending to be Hitler and a big financial backer. Sure, he didn't recognize the voice even though he used a really think German accent and said "you vill" and "Gottverdamnten Juden" a lot-- but he didn't hang up on him either.
Scott Walker was actually bred in a secret clone lab using DNA samples taken from Chuck Norris. This is all detailed in episode 29 of Walker, Texas Ranger, if you splice every ninth word into sentences.
Number 9, Number 9, Number 9.
Scott Walker selected the Badgers' color.
"Scott Walker gave away the suprise ending of "The Crying Game" to Barack Obama . . . who was thinking of watching it again."
Well, that's not so bad, he will forget the ending again in about 15 mins if recent actions are any clue:
http://dailycaller.com/2012/06/01/smartest-president-ever/
Scott Walker drinks Coors
Scott Walker roots for the Bears!
Scott Walker vacations in Minnesota!
Scott Walker doesn't like cheese!
Scott Walker is really..... the evil Scott Walker!
Scott Walker had to battle 7 evil exes. And then he had to fight nega-Scott!
Scott Walker liked the "New Coke".
Is Scott Walker somehow related to Johnnie Walker? They both embody and promote the entrepreneurial spirit and are top shelf!
I have a source that says Scott Walker wears socks with sandals, and Kleefisch wears white after labor day.
Scott Walker is such a rube that he never believed the media's claim that Sarah Palin was her own grandmother.
Walker's got nasty habits, he takes tea at three
Yes and the meat he eats for dinner
Must be hung up for a week
His best friend he shoots water rats,
And feeds them to his geese
Scott Walker shoots polar bears from his porch.
Scott Walker boiled the children's pet bunny.
Scott Walker kills with an icepick.
Scott Walker ends sentences with prepositions. -CP
Funniest Althouse post to date ... at least for me.
Oh yeah, Walker burned 20 old tires on earth day.
I heard that Scott Walker didn't put his left foot in or out. That's right, he didn't do the Hokey Pokey- and after all that's what it's all about!!
Scott Walker doesn't wear sun-blocker.
Scott Walker doesn't buckle up his seat belt.
Scott Walker adds salt to his McDonald's french fries.
Scott Walker ALWAYS super sizes.
Scott Walker turned his dead cat into a helicopter.
Thanks to all the lovely people above who spared a kind word about my return!!
Scott Walker is going to steal your uterus!
And your ovaries.
And your fallopian tubes.
He's building a woman in his basement.
And he's having a secret gay love baby with Paul Ryan.
In his basement.
As soon as he figures out how to put it all together.
Building a woman is harder than you think.
Scott Walker is going to cancel all the government cheese contracts.
Wisconsin is going to be up to its ass in chesse.
Everywhere you look.
Cheese!
At midnight, Scott Walker does a wild naked dance on Vince Lombardi's grave. He pees everywhere. It's awful.
He really did say "crap" on the Sabbath.
It was in the news and everything.
And I'm sorry but that's just not holy.
Holy crap.
Unless it's really big or green or the face of Jesus or something.
I'm glad it's Monday, I'd be in trouble.
No wait, it's Tuesday, holy crap.
oh God I got to go work.
when I start sounding like Titus, that's a problem.
Tits.
Scott Walker's in the basement, going, "Where do they go?"
Scott Walker comes down your chimney after Santa and steals your presents.
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