When I read a review I want to learn quickly if the book in question is one I want to spend my time reading. I was able to do a little skimming and tell pretty quickly that whatever the writer was talking about, I wanted no part of.
Michelle Dean disqualified herself as a writer by putting you within superfluous quotation marks, so the rest of her commentary is essentially a non-writer's reflection on another non-writer's travails at the hands of the publishing industry. Too many real writers are ignored by the trade, so until they are published and read the fate of the evident crap produced by Ms. Heti doesn't interest me much.
Or maybe this is a story about how feminism turns women into indiscriminate philistines?
God ! I read novels all the time but they have a plot and something to interest the reader. Steven Pressfield, for example, is always interesting although dickheads sometimes write negative reviews. Navel gazing is rarely in vogue and not for men.
From the Amazon website: Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #497,693 in Books
Ranked #497,693? This is the book about which Michelle Dean says 'young women flock to it'?
I'm calling bullshit on that.
No doubt there are some intellectualoid women out there - intellectual posers - that 'find' something meaningful in the book. These are women whose attitudes are predictable and tiresome.
"I always figured that the fact that lots of women didn't like Hemingway validated it, in a way."
Not only have I read everything he's written but I have a book on his life in Paris and have found all his locations in that city. I haven't been to Pamplona, where "The Sun Also Rises" occurred but my kids have.
Interesting that "banality" would come up so naturally in a discussion of a novel. Normally they're opposites, aren't they?
A good rule for life is never to read a novel about people or events that are less interesting that what you personally would be doing if you weren't busy reading a novel.
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Was the Scarlet Pumpernickel a Seinfeld episode...No! my bad, it was the Marble Rye.aka Catcher in the Marble Rye.
The Red Bread was a movie starring ...dammit, that guy from Shampoo...Warren Beatty!!(had to do a six degrees thing...Bread Deliverence Truck, squeel like a pig, Ned Beatty, Warren Beatty)
The Pit and the Pumpernickel was a grade B movie with Vincent Price, who was a gourmand.
And Pump Her Nickolas was a grade C porno by the ol' hedgehog hisself.
I read someone who wrote that women are just children who are old enough to have sex. Men have to prove themselves. Women don't have to do anything, just be there. Banality does not matter.
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32 comments:
This is a very good book review.
When I read a review I want to learn quickly if the book in question is one I want to spend my time reading. I was able to do a little skimming and tell pretty quickly that whatever the writer was talking about, I wanted no part of.
Are you sure that's "being a woman" and not ADD?
Michelle Dean disqualified herself as a writer by putting you within superfluous quotation marks, so the rest of her commentary is essentially a non-writer's reflection on another non-writer's travails at the hands of the publishing industry. Too many real writers are ignored by the trade, so until they are published and read the fate of the evident crap produced by Ms. Heti doesn't interest me much.
Or maybe this is a story about how feminism turns women into indiscriminate philistines?
Was that a vagina monologue?
Sounds like Ms Dean may not understand men.
Men have been reading books written by women since the Bronte sisters.
I think we get it.
I mean, I had no problems with "The Scarlet Pumpernickel".
Some people enjoy bullshit, others don't. Its a matter of personal taste. God bless America. There is a market for everything.
"I mean, I had no problems with "The Scarlet Pumpernickel"."
I think that's "Pimpernel".
Or perhaps "Pimpmobile". Depending on context.
I can't comment on the novel, but this review is pretentious bullshit.
"I can't comment on the novel, but this review is pretentious bullshit."
Deliberately so. It's marketing. To a target audience.
God ! I read novels all the time but they have a plot and something to interest the reader. Steven Pressfield, for example, is always interesting although dickheads sometimes write negative reviews. Navel gazing is rarely in vogue and not for men.
Whatever. I always figured that the fact that lots of women didn't like Hemingway validated it, in a way.
So it doesn't bother me if I don't get what some woman writes for other women.
wv: Time Spa sounds like a sci fi novel.
I refuse to look up the definition of banality... again.
Ah; this book isn't shit, it's challenging!
"Slate"?
The kids that used to slap the erasers together to make sure they could see what was on you the next day?
They're either dead or nearly so.
WTF?
Why would an up-to-date, in-the-know, internet news site call itself "SLATE"?
I wonder if they are trying to position themselves in the hysterical historical niche?
I can see that working.
Except for the "hysterical" part.
We have a "War on Women" in the US of A!
That's just gonna piss off the ladies who "know" their roots.
From the Amazon website:
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #497,693 in Books
Ranked #497,693? This is the book about which Michelle Dean says 'young women flock to it'?
I'm calling bullshit on that.
No doubt there are some intellectualoid women out there - intellectual posers - that 'find' something meaningful in the book. These are women whose attitudes are predictable and tiresome.
"The Scarlet Pumpernickel" aka "The Red Bread"?
Banality knows nothing higher than itself...
"I always figured that the fact that lots of women didn't like Hemingway validated it, in a way."
Not only have I read everything he's written but I have a book on his life in Paris and have found all his locations in that city. I haven't been to Pamplona, where "The Sun Also Rises" occurred but my kids have.
When asked why publishing is in trouble I point to pretentious criticism, vampire novels, and vanity authors.This book has two out of three.
Paging rhh...
Interesting that "banality" would come up so naturally in a discussion of a novel. Normally they're opposites, aren't they?
A good rule for life is never to read a novel about people or events that are less interesting that what you personally would be doing if you weren't busy reading a novel.
"Banality knows nothing higher than itself".
Sheesh, so says new dad, Paddy O!
Aww, you're scared.
Give it a break, mister. Your kid hasn't a clue what "banality" means and, even when he does?
He's always going to be MOST impressed with just how BIG his dad was when he was supposed to be.
I mean, not your kid, Paddy, but I know BIG when I see it. ;)
As a typical male consumer of Great Literature, I can say that I had no trouble appreciating "The Scarlet Pumpernickel" either.
Here it is, for both sexes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ9Pu83swMs&t=0m18s
You can use html editing tags for links.
Type "<" then "a href=" followed by the URL of the item you want to link, and then follow that with ">" then type the name of the link, and follow that with "<" and "/a>". (But leave out the quote symbols, of course.)
As in:
The Scarlet Pumpernickel
Was the Scarlet Pumpernickel a Seinfeld episode...No! my bad, it was the Marble Rye.aka Catcher in the Marble Rye.
The Red Bread was a movie starring ...dammit, that guy from Shampoo...Warren Beatty!!(had to do a six degrees thing...Bread Deliverence Truck, squeel like a pig, Ned Beatty, Warren Beatty)
The Pit and the Pumpernickel was a grade B movie with Vincent Price, who was a gourmand.
And Pump Her Nickolas was a grade C porno by the ol' hedgehog hisself.
That concludes todays movie trivia made up shit.
Ps
I'll stick to Kipling
Tommy
I read someone who wrote that women are just children who are old enough to have sex. Men have to prove themselves. Women don't have to do anything, just be there. Banality does not matter.
Zach - That's a great line and principle. Let me know where to send the royalty checks.
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