"The 46-year-old also allegedly chucked a brick through KFC’s drive-through window..."
ADDED: An element of this mystery — why did he do it? why doesn't he have hands? — is that he was (allegedly) brought into this country by the United Nations. Could it be that in his home country, he had a penchant for throwing things through windows and he was punished by having his hands cut off?
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Good for him, KFC sucks.
High-five, handless guy!
Oh. Oops.
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How does the United Nations just "bring someone in" to the United States? Is he a diplomat?
I love the verb "chuck.". Second only to the verb "tump."
@Sofa King
Sheesh, you make it sound like they held his hand through the whole process.
Farmer, you're cracking me up. Applause!
Oops.
I wonder if handlessness is where handicapped comes from? The man seems very handy, given his condition--though employed in a criminal direction.koiduce 18
Not handicapped!
Handicapable!
Get with the program!
Maybe he felt discriminated against by the slogan "Finger Lickin' Good"
There was a woman who suffered from some kind of urge to brake windows in Wisconsin Death Trip.
Ernest T Bass trying to impress Charlene Darling!
"There was a woman who suffered from some kind of urge to brake windows in Wisconsin Death Trip."
I was going to look up that clip and embed it in the post. Glad to see you thought of that too.
Hatman's "friend".
He wanted to get in a little practice for this year's Long Hot Summer.
I love the verb "chuck."
Me too! The slightly shorter 'huck' works for me as well.
I also love it when we chuck formal units of measure and replace them with sporting goods.
"They fuck you @ the drive thru!!"
Leo Getz[Joe Pesci]
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