I got all anxious about the big stack of pancakes that were LOSING HEAT! while he rapped. Where was whoever whisks them to the table before they turn COLD?! I'm clearly not laid back enough for that household.
Same reaction as ricpic. Those pancakes on the bottom of the stack are COLD! There have to be some sacrifices for art, but cold pancakes is going too far (especially for THIS art.)
Teflon is evil. All good people ban it from there houses. I make myself an omelet most days on a conventional All-Clad pan and it never sticks. First canola spray, then butter, swish around, then eggs. Don't touch for 30 seconds then shake pan. If it sticks, it's not hot enough or you didn't use enough butter.
In fact, not enough fat is almost always the problem. People who teflon have a thing against fat. They shouldn't.
Thanks for the suggestion (I mean that) but no thanks. Plain old All-Clad works fine. For the life of me, I have no idea other than an irrational fear of fat why people use any kind of non-stick pan.
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29 comments:
Winter's hard. So have some pancakes.
I actually listened to some of this. Meh. But there was something about Jerry Sandusky and a stun gun.
Bart!
Is he really using a metal spatula on a teflon pan? That's just wrong.
Clever.
Except he's using a metal spatula on a non-stick surface.
timmaguire42,
GMTA.
Metal on non-stick must be gangsta.
Freakin hilarious!
"That's done>"
Oatmeal (made with buttermilk) and OJ here.
Thinking of my son's friend whose Mom died on Friday. Way too young.
Rapper by night, auctioneer by day.
If I can get The Blonde to have breakfast at all, it's a good day.
Dude's a better rapper than a pancake maker.
And yes, metal spatula on non-stick is a world-class rookie move.
The woman tells the psychiatrist,"My husband insisted I see you just because I like pancakes!"
The psychiatrist says, "You don't say! There's nothing wrong with pancakes. I love 'em myself."
Sez the woman, "Then you must come to my house some time. I have suitcases full of 'em!"
I'm guessing his mom lets him live in her basement; boy, is she gonna be pissed when she sees her non-stick pan all scratched up.
No more kitchen rapping privileges - it's Top Ramen from here on out.
I got all anxious about the big stack of pancakes that were LOSING HEAT! while he rapped. Where was whoever whisks them to the table before they turn COLD?! I'm clearly not laid back enough for that household.
"I got all anxious about the big stack of pancakes that were LOSING HEAT! while he rapped."
I think the piles of pancakes represent all the earlier takes of the song.
I made my wife polenta, eggs and bacon, while she watched a fairy tale on HBO, "Too Big To Fail"...
I've been told that if I want to upgrade my computer to wait until Walmart BestBuy after christmas sales.
Does Amazon have comparable after Christmas sales?
Talk about a high glycemic index breakfast! No wonder type II diabetes is skyrocketing.
Same reaction as ricpic. Those pancakes on the bottom of the stack are COLD! There have to be some sacrifices for art, but cold pancakes is going too far (especially for THIS art.)
Polenta is too close to placenta to ever be appetizing.
Where can I find a non-metal, non-melting spatula?
Ralph, Amazon. Search silicone flexible turner. Apparently, the nylon spatulas melt, according to ratings. To the portal !
breakfast at my house, Swedish style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2s0aOhkjmY
Teflon is evil. All good people ban it from there houses. I make myself an omelet most days on a conventional All-Clad pan and it never sticks. First canola spray, then butter, swish around, then eggs. Don't touch for 30 seconds then shake pan. If it sticks, it's not hot enough or you didn't use enough butter.
In fact, not enough fat is almost always the problem. People who teflon have a thing against fat. They shouldn't.
their houses (not there houses). I always do that. (and write no for know and so on.)
Pancakes last me about an hour tops and then I'm hungry again. Too much sugar.
Harsh - check out Greenpan - stuff is silica based. Heat resistant up to 850 F. Works like a charm. Love it.
Moose,
Thanks for the suggestion (I mean that) but no thanks. Plain old All-Clad works fine. For the life of me, I have no idea other than an irrational fear of fat why people use any kind of non-stick pan.
One.
Pancake.
At.
A.
Time.
from a guy who can rap that fast?
It's pretty much like that around Meadhouse on a typical morning.
Have you considered decaf?
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