Althouse: "Madison Detached Hand Mystery….. Solved?"

August 15, 2011

"Madison Detached Hand Mystery….. Solved?"

LOL.

27 comments:

Fred4Pres said...: My first thought was some unlucky soul took ever too long reaching out at a Madison all you can eat buffet...but then of course the hand would be completely devoured.; 8/15/11, 10:34 AM
traditionalguy said...: That is hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.

So the dead man tried to grab the gold ring of the Alhouse video camera and suffers the fate of all Don Corleone opponents.; 8/15/11, 10:41 AM
edutcher said...: That's what she meant when she said the Apes movie was too tame for her.

She likes the hands-on action of "Kill Bill".

Or, in this case, hands-off.; 8/15/11, 10:45 AM
jeff said...: Qaddafi Flees Libya, Replaces Steven Tyler on American Idol; 8/15/11, 10:55 AM
Astro said...: Any Objectivist could tell you that A.A. is A.A.; 8/15/11, 11:03 AM
Carol_Herman said...: Dickamn?

The joke's on Dickman, then!

I guess when they do their "wanted" poster ... they do "Last seen alive at Alhouse' Blog."

While if Fat Cop, Officer Calhoun had arrested the real purps ... there'd be no dead bodies.

HA HA HA

See Ann? These animals have an agenda! Next time, have them arrested.; 8/15/11, 11:19 AM
Anonymous said...: rof, lmao; 8/15/11, 11:20 AM
Calypso Facto said...: I think it more likely that Lefty's hand got severed by the entitlement mob down in the Capitol Square as punishment for touching evil incarnate (AA) a ... a ... a... moderate Democrat!; 8/15/11, 11:35 AM
Wince said...: In the middle of the screen, at 3:38, in the red “fist” T-shirt and holding a heart-shaped balloon, is the man who pointed me out in the rotunda yesterday and who (apparently) participated in the comments yesterday under the pseudonym “Dirty Hippie.”

Take your stinking hand off me you damn "Dirty Hippie".; 8/15/11, 11:41 AM
Phil 314 said...: Funny.; 8/15/11, 11:46 AM
sonicfrog said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 8/15/11, 11:46 AM
sonicfrog said...: This is still my personal favorite I've written so far. It borrows from so many different story lines, plus, I have Dr Steve Martin talking about birds getting small!!!

Birds Shrinking Due To Global Warming, Will Disappear By 2035

Last year, I wrote two posts on Sonicfrog where I twisted real news stories into something funny and silly. Suddenly I realized I should have a separate site for this kind of thing... Kind of like The Onion! When I was looking to create a satire site based on current events, I couldn't believe the "AlteredNews.Com" domain was not taken.... That was 2010 people! ALL Dot Com addresses should be gone by now!!!!! It's fun to create stuff there, but it takes much more time than I have currently. When I hit the lottery though....; 8/15/11, 11:48 AM
pellehDin said...: Be careful: this is going to get picked up by MSNBC and Olberman as a legitimate story.; 8/15/11, 11:53 AM
PaulV said...: Sounds like something the ape Caesar would do after seeing AA attacked; 8/15/11, 11:54 AM
gerry said...: This is funny.

It brings to mind a day in a city park when a man asked me if I had a cell phone he could use to call police. His dog had retrieved a human skull from a wooded area nearby.

I stuck around. The police came and found the rest of the remains. They cordoned off the area. Some time after that, the coroner said it was a suicide.

Strange stuff can happen!; 8/15/11, 11:55 AM
The Crack Emcee said...: It's homeopathic:

Very powerful stuff.; 8/15/11, 11:57 AM
Levi Starks said...: I think you can expect a knock on the door by the authorities an minute now.; 8/15/11, 12:20 PM
traditionalguy said...: It is amazing the damage that a choke hold on a man's wrist by Chris Cohen can do.

It reminds me of an old wrestling trick in the stand up position. You grab the other guy's wrist with such a strong grip that he cannot free it, and the attention he pays to that opens him up a quick take down move.

Doing hours of wrist curls with 110 lbs can do wonders for your grip.; 8/15/11, 12:38 PM
Carol_Herman said...: I'd allow the Labrador back for seconds. Whatever he wanted for dinner, would be his.

Then, I'd invite in other dogs in the neighborhood. Handing out nibbles here. And, nibbles there.; 8/15/11, 1:05 PM
TWM said...: "Doing hours of wrist curls with 110 lbs can do wonders for your grip."

But, Mom, I only lock the door because I need privacy for my wrist curls.; 8/15/11, 1:07 PM
Jim Bullock said...: That linked piece is as strained and awkward as yesterday's two from Funny or Die.

Where's the wit?; 8/15/11, 3:14 PM
Carol_Herman said...: You know, maybe this story needs a re-write?

Wouldn't it have been better if the hand was around a cock. And, the dog nearly choked?

Isn't it gonna all be about "chokeholds" ahead, anyway?

Will Tubbs come to your house ... to measure your son's hand to see its circumference?

What teacher can't hand back a paper asking for "re-writes" ... With "check history" updates, too?; 8/15/11, 3:23 PM
sonicfrog said...: Jim...

That linked piece is as strained and awkward as yesterday's two from Funny or Die.

Where's the wit?

If you interpret it as an Althouse "hit piece", such as the lame Funny or Die Bachmann things were, then yes it may not be very funny. But trust me, it wasn't.

I know that author of the piece. He likes the Althouses a lot and just took advantage of the fact that one story about a dog bringing home a human man happened to appear at the same time Chris "removed" a protesters hand from his Mom!

The Bachmann thing was unfunny because it was so... obvious! Is there anything obvious about the "Althouse Mob"???.; 8/15/11, 3:48 PM
sonicfrog said...: Carol... Channeling Titus????; 8/15/11, 3:50 PM
sonicfrog said...: Moral of the story...

Left hand should alway pay attention to what the center-right hand is doing!; 8/15/11, 3:55 PM
Dan said...: I thought Chris had it in him. Protect Mom at all costs!!!! Thanks for the laughs and I am glad you are ok...; 8/15/11, 4:05 PM
caplight said...: My bad. Chris told me to hide the body on my way back to Kansas. I guess I'm not as nefarious as I'd hoped.

wv: siesse-as in, "Hey, you betta siesse ana desist a you grabbin' my a mama's hana you dirta ball."; 8/15/11, 4:42 PM