March 1, 2011

"Let your mother know how much she means to you, in the form of a haiku."

The last item on a questionnaire, which... ... ... I don't care how compliant you've been up to that point, filling out the answers, you need to just say no. Shut up questionnaire!

9 comments:

Automatic_Wing said...

Come on, you know he loves to emote and be a drama queen. He loved answering that question.

Methadras said...

Andrew Sullivan Haiku:

Why wasn't I born with a vagina
My knee pads are broken
Oh, there it is.

Once written, twice... said...

Wow Ann, you still got a hard on for Mr. Sullivan? He is just going to ignore you.

Unknown said...

Lame is hardly the beginning.

Rarely has someone so underwhelmed me.

Jay Retread said...

Wow Ann, you still got a hard on for Mr. Sullivan? He is just going to ignore you.

Clearly, he was taught by union teachers.

PSGInfinity said...

Mom bequeathed us life
Insightful exuberance
And thence took her own

Erich said...
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Erich said...

This brings to mind another
questionnaire:

"My Mother? Let me tell you about my mother..."

Erich said...

This brings to mind another questionaire:

"My mother? Let me tell you about my mother..."

Haiku Guy said...

Thanks for not asking
About that Trig Truther crap.
I owe you one, dude...