January 31, 2011

To answer your questions...

Because of meter and rhyme. Not fellatio!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Isn't everything fellatio?

Because, if you don't support the gay activist agenda, you're a closet queer.

The only other alternative is to actually be queer.

So, everything is fellatio.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Anonymous said...

Huh. I never got past the Eating Chick part.

Simon Kenton said...

You men eat your dinner
Eat your pork and beans
I eat more chicken
Than any man ever seen.

-- Doors, Back Door Man

Unknown said...

That's probably more info than we need, although you've probably sent Jeremy into 7th Heaven.

traditionalguy said...

As a Professor you should see that the dash followed by a capital A was Truett's way of claiming his chicken sandwich got an A on eating tests. My favorite is Chicken Strips with the Chick-fil-A dipping sauce. At linch hour they have 3 employees with handheld devices walking up to waiting cars in the drive through line taking orders to speed up the flow. Everybody knows the platter number they want and chose their drink and sides. Since I must avoid the waffle fries now, I chose from among the the cole slaw, carrot and raisin salad or the fruit cup.Their secret ingrediant is that food tastes better in a clean and loving environment...a very traditional idea.

Peter Hoh said...

Speaking of regional names whose pronunciations sometimes escape those from other parts of the country, I was shocked when, on a trip east, a certain someone, dear to my heart, pronounced "Sunoco" the wrong way.

coketown said...

This seems to be a contentious issue.

http://fresnobeehive.com/news/2008/07/chickfila_comes_to_town_brings.html

Everyone I encountered in the South pronounced it 'filet.' That's what I go with.

Ralph L said...

At linch hour
In the New South, it's only 30 minutes. We don't fear the black man as much.

Known Unknown said...

You know, Mid-20th Century Gay Porn never really was the same after Fellatio Hornblower.

He really took a liking to the seamen.