"Research suggests that adults who begin their day this way are healthier and happier than those who simply opt for a cup of tea and some toast before heading out of the door."
ADDED: I think people are misunderstanding response #1, which I think is the best answer. "It" doesn't refer to sex in the morning. It refers to the news (that sex in the morning is good for your health). Let's have sex in the morning because it's a good heath treatment — that's unsexy. Ah! The aggravation I get for being subtle!
January 29, 2011
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That means I'd have to wake up 3 minutes earlier.
Boys Want Sex In The Morning
Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
When I'm not my best
Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
Tearing at my breast
Boys want
Someone who's winsome
Someone to pin
Someone to undertake
Boys want
Someone to fall on
Someone to crawl on
Someone half awake
Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
Covers at my knees
Boys want
Rotten conditions
Passive positions
I am a trapeze
Boys want
Someone who's sleepy
Someone who's keeping
Nothing in too deep
Boys want
Somebody first hand
Someone to burst
And then go back to sleep
There is nothing I like better
Than a jostle now and then
With the hands under the sweater
And the back that starts to bend
But before my eyes are open
I don't want to have to hide
From a simpleton still poking
With a thimbleful of pride
Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
Soiling the sheets
Boys want
Sex while I'm yawning
Suddenly spawning
When I'm half asleep
Boys want
Someone unconscious
Somebody not just
Waiting for a thrill
Boys want
Sex with surprises
Sex with sunrises
Someone on the pill
There is nothing like a lover
Who can satisfy your needs
And the joy when you discover
Just how often he succeeds
But before my eyes can focus
I don't need him to surprise
By descending like a locust
On a field of sleeping thighs
Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
When I'm still not fresh
Boys want
Something that strikes them
Someone who likes them
Fondling their flesh
Boys want
Someone to take and
Someone to break and
Comment on their size
Boys want
Someone to prod and
Someone who'll nod
And then just close her eyes
we wake each other with blowjobs...
but it's all downhill after that.
If I woke my wife up at 4:30 I'm pretty sure that sex would not be what she was thinking about.
Sex at any time of the day or night is fine. So long as the woman is of the full-flavor variety.
Peter
It's always morning somewhere.
I call bullshit on anything that's touted as boosting your immune system.
You wanna have sex, have sex, just don't try to bullshit me about it.
Quickies in the morning! Quickies! Forget that. We want the full blown, er, bore, er the full on fun that we were too exhausted to enjoy when we finally fell into bed last night.
Although I do feel better about the day if I have sex in the morning, I really don't like it. People tend to be smelly in the morning, and I don't feel sexy. Of course I still am incredibly sexy, but I just don't feel it, and that makes all the difference to me, and my satisfaction is all anyone should be concerned with.
You did not include:
"What sex? I'm married!"
You know what boosts your immune system? Exposure to disease. So, ask your wife to call a skanky hooker for early morning delivery. Now, put that in your "Healthy Living Section".
WV: "gentia" I thing the WV guy is just a bad speller.
I seem to recall Ann did a post on this general idea (morning sex) not long after Meade moved in.
So we know this is tested and Meadhouse-approved.
Ann Althouse said...
Ah! The aggravation I get for being subtle!
Poetry with a sledgehammer!
I'm looking for a nice Chinese lady.
First thing in the morning... afternoon delight.
Anybody got any suggestions.
My immune system does seem a bit depressed.
You need a lot of brute horniness to go at it absolutely first thing in the morning. I bet even Angelina Jolie looks kind of crappy, and a piss hard is not the perfect utensil for cementing the bonds of affection. This is something that people over forty should attempt sparingly, if at all.
I don't get morning wood anymore. I have learned to shoot pool with a rope.
@Christy
"Quickies in the morning! Quickies! Forget that. We want the full blown, er, bore, er the full on fun that we were too exhausted to enjoy when we finally fell into bed last night."
Exactly right.
My wife is at her absolute kinkiest upon waking up.
Getting laid any time of day will do the same thing.
wv = cackle
Even health professionals forget that you have to be healthy to have sex. People are able to have sex because they are healthy, it isn't the sex thats makes them healthy but their good health that allows them to be able to have lots of sex. On Fox and Friends TV program, actor Earnest Borgnine attributed his good health to masturbation but it is his good health that was the reason for his ability to still be able to masturbate at his age.
Regarding your addition: By inclination and training, lawyers read things very closely.
Most ordinary people don't.
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