"The color is not good on her and instead of curvy she just looks lumpy."
Television Without Pity reviews the year's Best & Worst Awards Show Fashions, and you might not look at these pictures the same way they do.
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"But instead she opts for this yellow dress that looks like a motorcycle ran over her."
It does!
Maybe the colors look better in CFL lights.
Christina look lumpy? Not so much. Some writers are heteroblind.
Trey
The feathers on her sleeves make her look like a juicy Butterball turkey with great breasts and thighs. I would say a 325F oven for four hours should make her hot and tender and pop up her ready to eat button. Sorry, my mind wandered.
This is why women should design women's clothes.
Well, that's just a confusing list. Some of their "worst" looks are fabulous and some are just mediocre, very few are actually hideous. It seems like they were trying to avoid the trap of just picking all the weird, statement outfits to populate their "worst" list. And, they named like three little black dresses as "best". Of the entire year.
So, maybe they just lack taste.
Most of their choices seem completely arbitrary -- Hendrick's dress is just like Laura Linney's only more modest.
I was with them until Swift, and then it all fell apart for the next few frames, and I closed the tab.
"Heteroblind" nails it.
Observations:
First, "Curvy" is awesome. My wife was created by God to make sweaters look fantastic. She's more curvy at 50 than at 20 - and I like it. I am a blessed man.
More:
1) Cameron Diaz is starting to look old (isn't she in her early 30's? Has she had work done on her face?
2) Lady Gaga is beautiful, but only with no makeup (there's a couple of views of her plain in her Bad Romance video).
3)Scarlett J is beautiful - except when she does the tight hair thing like here. Not a fan.
4) Is it me, or is Mariah Carey becoming a bit freakish-elf looking? She is going to have a bad back in just a few years.
5) I don't care what Sophia Loren wears at all, if anything - no man remembers her clothes anyway. She's fantastic and every man agrees with me.
Scarlett J is beautiful - except when she does the tight hair thing like here. Not a fan.
You don't like the Vanilla Ice look on Scarlett?
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/
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Ice ice baby.
I'm shocked, I agreed with TWOP. The January Jones and "Joan" pictures were particularly bad, no doubt because they are so stylish on "Mad Men".
And yep, CH does look "lumpy".
If Meade is still searching for Christmas ideas, the bug pin on Blake Lively is a Wonder to Behold.
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I agree with their assessment of the first picture. Beautiful woman in an unflattering dress. But still a beautiful woman; note that they weren't taking issue with that.
I don't really notice the dress and I think it's fine.
On Worsts, I disagree on January Jones and Lea Michele. And there were a handful of Bests that were just middling. Otherwise, I think they called it pretty well.
I'd nominate this group of reviewers for 'Most jaded Tastes.' The girl in the blue dress was pretty. Where do they get off with 'annoying conical breasts?' Must be a DADT entry. And the black girl at the Teen awards. Cute outfit. Nice try at a lollipop Lolita.
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