October 30, 2010

"My girls would wear Chanel, maybe a little black dress... They were very elegant."

"A lot of guys who stay at the hotels go down to the bar and they'll have a few drinks with a pretty girl. At some point, she hits him with a price. It's an impulse buy."

The business model that is prostitution at luxury hotels.

As for Charlie Sheen:
Insiders were skeptical Sheen "stiffed" Anderson for $12,000. "The first thing they do is take an imprint of the credit card," one pro said.

What? They walk around with little credit card machines? "No, they're too bulky," the woman said. "The girls just roll their lipstick over the carbon paper to get an imprint."
Lipstick! Carbon paper! Come on. If they're wearing Chanel, you'd think they'd have one of these things:



It's fun watching that video about an iPhone Square and thinking about prostitutes using it. It's so everything-but-prostitutes.

33 comments:

Unknown said...

It's an angle so old, suburban wives have been known to play it with their commuter husbands to spice things up.

FedkaTheConvict said...

Heh....

In the early 80's, fresh from Guyana, I worked at the U.N. My office was in the UN Plaza Hotel building on the corner of 1st Ave & E44th Street. For a long while it puzzled me how so many extremely attractive women hung around in the hotel bars at all hours of the day. It took a more worldly colleague to inform me.

During the General Assembly in September and the pledging conferences the place would be overrun by prostitutes.

Big Mike said...

$500 to $3500 an hour and the "girls" can't afford a small, discrete electronic credit card reader?

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William said...

Give a prostitute the imprint of your credit card? What could possibly go wrong?.....There was a picture in the Post where Capri Anderson, to her disadvantage, posed next to Denise Richards. There's a big difference in looks between a movie star and a porn star.....That said, Capri Anderson chose a cool name and is extremely good looking. This is a much better story than the one with Spitzer and his luxe hooker. It really puts the glamour back in the call girl business. Have sex in the Plaza with a movie star and receive $12,000 for the trouble. This story will undoubtedly encourage many young women to consider a career in escort services. Eliot Spitzer with his over the calf black socks and cadaverous grin was an advertisement for staying in nursing school.

T J Sawyer said...

"The first thing they do is take an imprint of the credit card."

Quite believable to me. I haven't been stopped lately, but I recall your Wisconsin Highway Patrol using an imprinter on my MasterCard after a speeding stop. Business is business. No one carries cash anymore.

Wince said...

Hmm. Makes me wonder if Breyer, Ginsburg or Sotomayor could use one of these iPhone Square devices to effect a "'purchase' on Tony Kennedy's mind"?

That Souter could transact such a purchase without one makes me think of Souter wearing "Chanel, maybe a little black dress," rolling "lipstick over the carbon paper to get an imprint."

Shudder.

cubanbob said...

"There was a picture in the Post where Capri Anderson, to her disadvantage, posed next to Denise Richards. There's a big difference in looks between a movie star and a porn star....."

Sums it up perfectly. As noted by another commenter the girls get paid to go away or at least it used to be that way.

LL said...

Jim J wrote: During the General Assembly in September and the pledging conferences the place would be overrun by prostitutes.

Yeah we knew the General Assembly was a bunch of prostitutes; however, you still haven't explained why all those good looking women were hanging around.

Big Mike said...

@LL -- I think you just won the thread!

Fred4Pres said...

This is how it works in those hotels, right?

jamboree said...

Who gets access to the iphone square database? I can definitely see drug dealers using it if the database were secure. They need to be able to handle anonymous "cash" transactions.

ricpic said...

Maybe Denise Richards' body was as good as Capri Anderson's at the same age but I doubt it was better. That counts for more in the sack than perfectly chiseled cheek bones.

bandmeeting said...

I've got a pretty fair BS detector but I have to admit that the $12,000 price tag (maybe she is bar coded) didn't cause me to blink. However, the wonderful "What Would Tyler Durden Do?" blog seems to think that she absolutely was not paid that much, and now that I think about it, I'd have to say that there aren't a lot of $12,000 per night prostitutes and she is certainly not one of them.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/10/charlie-sheen-did-coke-naked-in-a-restaurant-bathroom/

David said...

Prices have gone up since I was on the road, but the MO is the same.

1775OGG said...

Well now, porn websites pioneered credit card payments back in the day and led the web in providing for that easy form of payment. So, now hookers are going to lead the way using "Square" and an iPhone, or perhaps other smartphones, which will allow everyone to be a webseller.

Cool. Wonder if the fuzz will start tracking this information, and sharing it with the IRS. Interesting.

Cheers.

Penny said...

"This story will undoubtedly encourage many young women to consider a career in escort services."

No doubt! Now will someone please explain to all the pretty young ladies that they have about as much chance of making that kind of money as a high school or college athlete does when they daydream about being in the NBA or the NFL.

Penny said...

In fact, if I were in charge of determining high school curriculum in 2010, I'd add "Statistics". The subject could be laden with cultural reality, and might wake up a few kids on the way to law school, professional sports AND prostitution.

Howard said...

What strikes me about the comments to this thread is degree of junior high titillation.

You folks are pathetic.

The comment s by William win the thread: women can be nurses or hookers, depending on the going rate.

Charlie Martin said...

Had a lot of experience with the business end of prostitution?

Charlie Martin said...

$500 to $3500 an hour and the "girls" can't afford a small, discrete electronic credit card reader?

It occurs to me that carrying a card reader in your purse might be a little difficult to explain if you got picked up for hooking in a bar.

Charlie Martin said...

Howard, is it difficult to get glasses frames that go with the blue of your nose?

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1775OGG said...

Charlie: There's a new plug in gadget for iPhones, which allows an iPhone user to scan in a credit card. The gizmo is very small. maybe about 1-inch square and about the same thickness as an iPhone. It's a neat concept and has applications way beyond credit card payments and viewing porn.

Still, your point is on point.

Cheers.

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Pretty much like ordering the 'extra pillow'. Must be great business for them, most guys on the raod will be bored on an evening time.

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