What's dirty and sexy in this book? Nothing, I bet.
September 1, 2010
Speaking of politics and phallic symbols...
... which I just was... check out the cover of Meghan McCain's new memoir:
What's dirty and sexy in this book? Nothing, I bet.
What's dirty and sexy in this book? Nothing, I bet.
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Yabbut that's gonna sell more copies than The only distinction between me and some random Facebook bimbo is that my father ran for President, you know?
Oh, christ.
I watched her last night on the O'Reilly show. Isn't she a little old to speak like a Valley Girl?
Good grief, it's Daddy!
Is it about interns?
She went up north to Alaska the other night. Maybe she wants to learn about laying pipe from a north slope pipeline roustabout so she can become like Sarah Palin someday. The whole McCain family has Palin inside their head.
Does she smash some guy between her and Chelsea Clinton and call it a sandwich?
Does she operate a brothel from her DC apartment?
Does she drive while sexting congressional pages?
Does she spend thousands of dollars a month on hookers?
Does she drive a campaign volunteer she's trying to boink off a small bridge?
Does she sleep with a famous actor even though she's married?
Does she use a cigar?
What will she add to the current treasure of legislative lust?
...the elephant sneezed and fell on its knees and that was the end of the bunk bunk bunk!
Mixing sex and politics probably involves some kind of poll.
The sexy is Palin.
The dirty is the way McCain et. al. treated Palin.
BTW- I always suspected Meghan McCain was the source of the dirt on Palin during the campaign. Even more suspicious now that she says she was "fired" from the campaign - or at least asked to leave the bus. Those press reports about how awful Palin was from inside the campaign always had the air of second-hand gossip.
All I got from her explanation on O'Reilly was to the effect that hopefully the title will sell a few more books.
I bet the producers of Dirty Sexy Money are wondering why she cribbed off their creativity.
She's a good looking girl when she's dolled up. Probably thick as a brick though. What does a 20 something have to contribute in the form of a memoir?
"What's dirty and sexy in this book? "
"We wondered whether the Five Brothers, the nickname for the Romney sons, could handle the constant drinking and swearing that went on in our campaign - the press corps included. Not to mention all the tawdry stories about crazy-sex you never read about."
And, it looks like folks won't read about them in Dirty Sexy Politics.
Even the elephant is yawning....
I can already not read for free. Why would I spend money to do so?
A clever way to disguise her hips and waistline.
Maybe she wants to learn about laying pipe
I don't believe she's equipped for that.
I think Meghan is gorgeous...but so is Kim Kardashian.
Don't want to read anything she writes either.
Lol. It's junk in a trunk.
she's become a useful fool.
(Question: Other than Madeline Ohare's son how come none of the liberal offspring go conservative. Or have I just missed it?)
Guaranteed she's shaved. God damn it.
Peter
“My father and family had given so much to the Republican Party over the years, but I didn’t want to give anything more."
You're giving us something you didn't plan to. Your father has done more to damage the Rep. brand than anyone but W.
Looks like photochop carved about 25-30lb of MeggyMac.
Why does anyone listen to this stupid bint?
They had to wait until John McCain won his primary in AZ to release MEghan's book. John McCain drew his largest crowds in the primary when Sarah Palin was there campaigning with him.
The Blind Men and the Elephant:
The blind man who feels a leg says the elephant is like a pillar; the one who feels the tail says the elephant is like a rope; the one who feels the trunk says the elephant is like a tree branch; the one who feels the ear says the elephant is like a hand fan; the one who feels the belly says the elephant is like a wall; and the one who feels the tusk says the elephant is like a solid pipe.
The blind McCain Women:
The blind McCain
woman who feels a leg says the elephant is like a Palin; the one who feels the tail says the elephant is like a big Alaskan fishing line; the one who feels the trunk says the elephant is like a big PENIS; the one who feels the ear says the elephant is like a green powered fan; the one who feels the belly says the elephant is like a big "who knows"; and the one who feels the tusk says the elephant is like a big hard PENIS.
[I also do fairy tales]
She's in her twenties and writing a memoir?
Who does she think she is?
The Zero?
To be far she has large breasts.
Big breasts = far.
ironrailsironweights said...
Guaranteed she's shaved. God damn it.
Peter
Now, I've heard of trimmin' the bushes, but she done scorched da erf!!!
What's dirty and sexy in this book? Nothing, I bet.
I won't take that bet.
Was Bill Ayers her ghost writer??
wv = famewhore
.....nah! just kidding
That's an elevant.
Man, somewhat lost on an elephant, is at his best on a horse, truly a throne to his measure.
- Francis Ponge
Meghan McCain tries too hard.
That encapsulates pretty much everything about her public persona.
Stop trying so hard, Meg. It's embarrassing. Really.
It that elephant had tusks, it would be really dirty.
wv: Why dunhe?
Shouldn't she be sitting on a Rhino?
WTF? Click on the Amazon link and then zoom in on the cover pic... you'll see MASSIVE obvious bra padding. I know tits and those tits are suffocating. So disappointing! Typical establishment hackgirl advertises more than she can deliver. I'll bet the elephant notices too and is disappointed and therefore he can't even get it up. Wait a sec... isn't this bestiality? Typical establishment hackgirl having animalsex and thinking there's nothing wrong with it.
She's the type of girl you look for about 15 minutes to closing. Easy and you do not have to spend any money on her.
Who buys "memoirs" from people who are as deep as a birdbath, and as experienced as the baby duck in it?
Boys and their Water Animals.
Girls and their Land Mammals.
Minus the presence of visible liquid and a catch basin.
So the elephant is dirty and the girl is sexy? No wait- the girl is dirty and the elephant is- that doesn't seem right.... okay, I got it... the girl is-
What is it with the memoirs by people who've never done anything?
Twenty years ago, Sarah Palin was a local TV sports bimbo. Who knows what Meghan might do in the next two decades? School board, mayor of Ajo, Governor of Arizona, White House contender.
What is it with the memoirs by people who've never done anything?
I blame schoolteachers, with their unceasing demands on innocent kids to write about how they spent their summer vacation.
Twenty years ago, Sarah Palin was a local TV sports bimbo.
Maybe so, but that's more than Meggie and yet Palin still didn't write a memoir until she'd done the rest of the stuff on your list.
I blame schoolteachers, with their unceasing demands on innocent kids to write about how they spent their summer vacation.
If I ever find a woman drunk enough to have children with me I'm going to make them write memoirs every summer.
In such matters there's really only a very simple yes or no question. And its not whether you would read the book or not.
The elephant is yawning.
Somebody who is already blonde, rich and big-boobed needs even more attention. Just makes me miss Jenna Bush. She was so guileless about her Thang. And then married an Eagle Scout.
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