August 21, 2010

"Looking for confidential minded person that is a people person and well manicured."

"We do some work with the adult entertainment business so it is not for everyone. Looking for the classic super manicured secretary at a younger progressive firm."

A Craigslist ad... in need of interpretation.

What's with the double use of "manicured"? Are we to think of something like this (SFW!)?

6 comments:

garage mahal said...

Paging Ironrailweights.

Ralph L said...

Were they thinking of "well groomed," or do they want a Lesbian?

WV - chics!

Phil 314 said...

I assume they're wanting a "different carpet" well manicured

William said...

I sometimes see women with elaborate floral decorations on their fingernails. I'm struck by the artistry that goes into it. I can't really say the women themselves are more attractive for it, but the sheer excess of having Sistine Chapel quality artwork reproduced on their fingernails is stunning. Is this trend localized in NYC or are artists throughout the land developing this new genre? Are there any men who have a fetish for elaborate fingernais?

Beldar said...

They don't want to pay for a Brazilian wax. But they want the candidate to have one.

Freeman Hunt said...

Redefining "progressive."