Meade, murseless, was driving. I was wearing a skirt... and miswielding my iPhone. It's actually daytime, oddly enough. The skirt is tie-dyed. The strange shape at the top is the latch on the glove box.
A man walks into a bar and takes out a little box. A 12 inch man climbs out, along with a minature grand piano. The little man plays beautifully.
The bartender inquires where the patron found it.
The patron who brought him in said a genie granted a wish for him. That he found a lamp that only gives one wish for person. And if the bartendered wanted, he would let him have a wish.
The patron hands over the lamp and the bartender makes a wish. A million ducks appear in the bar.
Wait the bartender says, I wished for a million bucks.
The patron nods and replies, do you think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?
Just wanted to tell you that you're doing a fantastic job over at Instapundit. Since the mystery photo is no longer a mystery, this is probably as good a place as any to say this.
My guess is this: You are wearing a skirt... and miswielding your iPhone. It's actually daytime, oddly enough. The skirt is tie-dyed. The strange shape at the top is the latch on the glove box. Yes?
Speaking of murses, I was wandering around COSTCO, and two gentlemen (combined age, north of 160 years, I suspect) were conversing about the fine black leather murse (which I suspect was a repurposed lady purse, given that the murse having gentleman said he had that bag for over 30 years, and I don't require man-purses being too popular in 1980) one of them had in his cart.
It was for his iPad, and the non-murse having guy was complaining that you can't find real good leather like that anymore, all the new cases are all fake leather.
So, sad.
I blame Steve Jobs.
(any device big, and fragile, enough to require a purse, should stay at home, in my opinion, I can't fathom the utility of having your iPad with you, unless you were using it as your shopping list, in which case, there's this stuff called 'pen and paper' that works pretty well for that sort of thing, or so I've heard...)
Meade walks into a bar. He takes out a little box. 750 million bucks jump out.
Bartender says, "Here, Jason (the commenter) forgot this murse the other day when he excitedly left the bar with a 12 inch piano player. Why don't you use Jason (the commenter)'s murse to take your 750 million bucks to the bank? I won't tell if you won't tell."
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It's your very first alien autopsy footage.
ummmm... inside of the car door, at night, some reflection off of the seat .. ?
The inside of Meade's murse.
Mohammed.
AC245: Mohammed.
Perhaps Meade keeps Mohammed in his murse.
You are driving, and you are wearing a skirt.
Irene: You are driving, and you are wearing a skirt.
But wont images like that enrage Islamic fundamentalists? A woman driving, wearing a skirt! I thought Althouse was against such things.
Meade, murseless, was driving. I was wearing a skirt... and miswielding my iPhone. It's actually daytime, oddly enough. The skirt is tie-dyed. The strange shape at the top is the latch on the glove box.
Ceci n'est pas une Mohammed
C'est Althouse
Ceci n'est pas Althouse
C'est une Althouse photograph
Jason that reminds me.
A man walks into a bar and takes out a little box. A 12 inch man climbs out, along with a minature grand piano. The little man plays beautifully.
The bartender inquires where the patron found it.
The patron who brought him in said a genie granted a wish for him. That he found a lamp that only gives one wish for person. And if the bartendered wanted, he would let him have a wish.
The patron hands over the lamp and the bartender makes a wish. A million ducks appear in the bar.
Wait the bartender says, I wished for a million bucks.
The patron nods and replies, do you think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?
A chair or divan.
you've been watching Islamic porn again? Is that verses from the koran written on the body of that submissive?
Just wanted to tell you that you're doing a fantastic job over at Instapundit. Since the mystery photo is no longer a mystery, this is probably as good a place as any to say this.
The circular object on the right made me think it was part of the interface of something electronic, but, beside that, I couldn't have guessed.
From the light, though, it could almost be something seen through NVGs.
WV "progreco" The Zero's economic stance these days.
I was gonna say it looks like you were in a tanning booth.
Is it shark week already?
Tie-dye? Tie-dye!
Trooper York said...
Is it shark week already?
I had the same thought at first.
"The strange shape at the top is the latch on the glove box."
Your latch looks like a belt buckle.
It is very pretty and aquatic and seemingly distorted in a lovely way...Where's Nemo?
Is it cropped or is that the full frame?
Althouse: Meade, murseless...
Oh, no! Was Meade mugged of his murse?
My guess is this: You are wearing a skirt... and miswielding your iPhone. It's actually daytime, oddly enough. The skirt is tie-dyed. The strange shape at the top is the latch on the glove box. Yes?
LOL AllenS.
Uh-oh!
Diagnosis: Morgellons.
Speaking of murses, I was wandering around COSTCO, and two gentlemen (combined age, north of 160 years, I suspect) were conversing about the fine black leather murse (which I suspect was a repurposed lady purse, given that the murse having gentleman said he had that bag for over 30 years, and I don't require man-purses being too popular in 1980) one of them had in his cart.
It was for his iPad, and the non-murse having guy was complaining that you can't find real good leather like that anymore, all the new cases are all fake leather.
So, sad.
I blame Steve Jobs.
(any device big, and fragile, enough to require a purse, should stay at home, in my opinion, I can't fathom the utility of having your iPad with you, unless you were using it as your shopping list, in which case, there's this stuff called 'pen and paper' that works pretty well for that sort of thing, or so I've heard...)
Hmmm, I'm not sure how 'recall' morphed itself into 'require' in the above comment.
Many a slip twixt the brain and the fingers, I suppose.
Meade walks into a bar. He takes out a little box. 750 million bucks jump out.
Bartender says, "Here, Jason (the commenter) forgot this murse the other day when he excitedly left the bar with a 12 inch piano player. Why don't you use Jason (the commenter)'s murse to take your 750 million bucks to the bank? I won't tell if you won't tell."
Meade said, "Good idea. Thanks."
My guess was the same as Danielle... but because hers is on the top I saw it before I got to type this in.
Car interior at night.
Are we right?
Ah, not at night. Okay then!
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