Althouse: "She's wet!"

January 12, 2010

"She's wet!"

36 comments:

Methadras said...: Ann, that goobery laugh of your creeps me out. I'm replaying it over and over. I've already chopped the audio and am looping it. It is scary.; 1/12/10, 6:02 PM
Ann Althouse said...: "goobery"? I'm sorry, you're going to have to resign now, Harry.; 1/12/10, 6:04 PM
Methadras said...: HA!!! I misspoke and regret my poorly chosen words. I should have said gooberesque. :D; 1/12/10, 6:08 PM
Unknown said...: Won't even go there.; 1/12/10, 6:27 PM
Chase said...: Post wins for title that causes most potential male viewings; 1/12/10, 6:39 PM
rhhardin said...: It's jogger for "Don't want to stop."; 1/12/10, 6:43 PM
David said...: Yeah, and it starts with a buxom woman jogging, but sometimes a woman jogging is just a woman jogging.; 1/12/10, 6:44 PM
Penny said...: "Won't even go there."

Then allow me.

I thought it was a lovely segue from being wet to,... well,... nuts!; 1/12/10, 6:44 PM
Unknown said...: David said...

Yeah, and it starts with a buxom woman jogging...

Buxom?

Kate Dillon is buxom, Crystal Renn is buxom; the lady in the video, whomever she may be, is lean and tall, but she is not buxom.

WV "incanglu" (I'm on a roll here) Adhesive that gives off light.; 1/12/10, 7:20 PM
Pastafarian said...: edutcher, she's probably wearing a sports bra like my wife does, and those are pretty minimizing, so yeah, she qualifies as buxom.

Why that matters, I'm not sure.

Althouse, my advice: Don't use this post's title as the blurb under the Althouse blog title (where you currently have "classic and romantic...").

By the way: Thanks for putting that snippet from one of my comments up there last week. I was so excited that I showed it to my buxom wife, who rewarded me with a quizzical look and a shrug.; 1/12/10, 7:29 PM
Unknown said...: Hafta disagree, Pasta. Look at the legs, the face (pretty, granted), the frame.

Buxom is fleshy, if not plump, with hips and a bottom, as well as a bust. Rubenesque (or, more properly, Rubensian) as it is called, is the next step up.

The lady, though nice looking, is slender.; 1/12/10, 8:13 PM
Titus said...: It doesn't look fabulous there.

Too much land, not enough concrete and people traffic.

Sorry, thanks doll.

And it's Texas, hello?

I did a guy from Austin though once. I did a guy from El Paso too. The one from Austin had a boyfriend and was visiting Boston. I didn't want to do the boyfriend but I let him watch with the stipulation he couldn't jerky on me.; 1/12/10, 8:39 PM
somefeller said...: I've lived in Austin and I've lived in Boston (or to be more precise, Cambridge). Boston is a great city, but Austin is more fabulous. Much better for pretty people watching.; 1/12/10, 8:45 PM
Titus said...: I did a guy from Corpus Christi once too.

His name was Bobby Cox-never will forget that name.

I also did a guy in Madison named Teddy Bumperass-I am not making that up.

And a girl in my school's name was Della Dingledein.

Some names are funny.

I work with a guy with the last name Boner-poor thing. I am sure his childwood was miserable.; 1/12/10, 8:45 PM
Titus said...: I live in Cambridge. Where did you live in Cambridge Somefeller?

Hugs by the way.; 1/12/10, 8:46 PM
somefeller said...: On campus when I was at Harvard Law School all three years, so it was basically different spots off of Mass Ave near Harvard Square, including the Stalinist nightmare called the Gropius Complex. I did enjoy living in Cambridge, however, and would want to live there or the Back Bay / Boston Common area were I ever to move to Boston.; 1/12/10, 8:50 PM
somefeller said...: And hugs back, of course.; 1/12/10, 8:50 PM
Titus said...: I live between Harvard and Inman Square.

I lived in Back Bay, South End and Beacon Hill as well.

I like Camby the best.; 1/12/10, 8:55 PM
somefeller said...: Inman Square is great. I used to go drinking at a pub called the Thirsty Scholar there quite a bit, and ate some good meals at a Spanish place called Dali's. Good memories, good times.; 1/12/10, 9:07 PM
Titus said...: Dali, great Tapas and Thirsty Scholar are still there. I am a few blocks from them.; 1/12/10, 9:13 PM
somefeller said...: Great location to live then. If you can't live in one of the larger cities in Texas, of course.; 1/12/10, 9:16 PM
Penny said...: "I am sure his childwood was miserable."

Now THAT, exactly as it has been typed out...is friggin' priceless!

And to think, only a few short months ago, only Bissage could make me laugh so heartily.; 1/12/10, 10:38 PM
Penny said...: Yeah, yeah, I know!

Given all the fine-tuned, sharp witted, comedic talent on this site...Bissage and Titus most often register on my personal laugh-o-meter.

Thank you, Gentlemen!!

You are helping me work my way along the "light to serious" continuum that Althouse speaks of in her header today.

Except, at least for me, it is the "serious to light" towpath.

Hopefully those more advanced along the humor continuem will forgive me for having the sense of humor of a six year old who sometimes laughs at teen jokes because she wants to be...BIG!

OMG, BIG? BIG!!!! haha You see how this goes for me?

It ain't easy. It isn't even... easy. But I am dragging my ever-too-serious ass as fast as I can, dammit!; 1/12/10, 11:16 PM
Titus said...: Hugs to you too Miss Penny?

Can I call you Miss Penny?

Sounds like a drag queen.

Presenting, singing her rendition of I'm Every Woman, Miss Penny".

I just took a late night pinch.; 1/12/10, 11:47 PM
Ann Althouse said...: Where is Bissage?; 1/12/10, 11:56 PM
Meade said...: Bissage? Has anybody seen him?; 1/13/10, 12:10 AM
Methadras said...: I think he is Bissaging himself. :D; 1/13/10, 12:57 AM
Titus said...: Bissage is handing out fliers for Scott Brown at the 24 hour Stop Shop in Methuen or wherever horrible place he lives.

I want some Austin breasts.

Now cough them up.; 1/13/10, 1:26 AM
Titus said...: childwood-that is funny.; 1/13/10, 1:26 AM
Titus said...: I will be voting for Martha Coakley. She will win by 80% in the city which will doom Scott Brown. He really is Mitt Romney but you won't see the last of him.

Scott Brown had his kids come out in the campaign and start bitching.

Please, leave the kids to the sidelines and just smile and shake hands.

Now the sluts are getting all in the ads.

What happened to the kids are off limits?; 1/13/10, 1:30 AM
Titus said...: I was seriously thinking of the tea bagger Joe Kennedy too because he is actually smart and I would do him and he works at the same employer as my Indian husband but since Scott Brown's girls were crying on camera about unfair ads I puked and am voting for Coakley.

Go Coakley!

Leave the sluts home please or singing in competitions.; 1/13/10, 1:32 AM
Titus said...: Scott Brown is not a fag lover too.

Shame on you Althouse for promoting him. You, of all people should know better.

Tsk tsk.; 1/13/10, 1:34 AM
Titus said...: Oh and traitor, thanks.; 1/13/10, 1:35 AM
AllenS said...: After she heard you laugh, she appeared to run faster.

Titus, eat shit.; 1/13/10, 6:09 AM
Christopher in MA said...: I can't get the video to play. But unless I miss my guess, that's an American Eskimo dog - an "Eskie," as we call them. She almost looks like my Snowy.

If you've never had an Eskie, you don't know what you're missing - they're the happiest, sweetest dogs in the world.

And now back to your regularly scheduled fabulousness fest. . .; 1/13/10, 8:28 AM
Methadras said...: AllenS said...

After she heard you laugh, she appeared to run faster.

Titus, eat shit.

He already does.; 1/13/10, 4:16 PM