... orgasms are involved, in amongst other incomprehensible nonsense.
Another photo from the New Age bookstore — called Whole Life — that we stumbled into after the movie last night.
ADDED: Chia petting?
January 7, 2010
"Montauk Chia."
Whatever the hell that is...
... orgasms are involved, in amongst other incomprehensible nonsense.
Another photo from the New Age bookstore — called Whole Life — that we stumbled into after the movie last night.
ADDED: Chia petting?
... orgasms are involved, in amongst other incomprehensible nonsense.
Another photo from the New Age bookstore — called Whole Life — that we stumbled into after the movie last night.
ADDED: Chia petting?
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Meade, based upon the Professor's last several posts I hope you're well rested.
Lucky bastard ;-)
"Montauk Chia."
Isn't that where the Incas disappeared from?
Why is Austin so much like Madison?
wv: "clists" plural of something related to this post.
A very brief online search reveals zip on Montauk Chia.
The closest I could come was places that sold chia(s) that were in Montauk or on Montauk highway.
Did you ask?
{"You should have heard the customer I had today. Some blonde chic wanted to know what the hell 'Montauk Chia' was? ! But hey, you should have seen her man... " ;-)}
Somebody send out a Crack Alert. It is great to know that oriental religions are in favor of multiple orgasams while they are contemplating the nothingness of being.I wonder if Warren Beatty was a Budhist or Taoist, or if he ever had the time?
This sounds like someone on Long Island finally found a use for the Chia Elvis they got for Christmas.
Hoosier's right, Meade, unless you're the inspiration.
El Pollo Real said...
Why is Austin so much like Madison?
Maybe it's the cold snap.
Or they could do a few days in San Antonio - less whitebread, more cowboy.
Except during asystole, I reject "massage for the vital organs".
Why is Austin so much like Madison?
Because they are both filled with godless, leftist academics and their progeny. (With due exception for our hostess.)
The Crack Emcee will now have to perform a long distance exorcism to rid the Professor and Meade from the demonization inherent to entry into a new age bookstore.
The multi-orgasmic couple would have neither the time nor the inclination to write The Multi-Orgasmic Couple.
Uh, huh. More sex. I definitely see the theme emergiing in the blog today. Or should I say, the theme is penetrating the blog?
That multi-orgasmic couple on the cover of the book look like they are in an ad for toothpaste or minty-fresh gum.
A thought came to me that if Warren Beatty had sex with 12500 women, presuming with many of them more than once, and if he practiced multible orgasams, that would be at least 100,000 orgasams. That man needs a long sabbatical. I just hope Beatty's story doesn't bring out Tiger's competitive nature.
"It has peculiar effects ..."
Some people don't like the skin-turning-purple-and-glowing-feces thing, but, whatever trips your trigger.
Some background material here digested for round-eyes:http://tinyurl.com/yceklou
I practice and like it a lot ...
It has peculiar effects ...
Might not be for everybody. I stayed away from the orgasm parts ...
Ha ha ha. You're killing me over here.
* whap *
Ask, "who is Montauk Chia?" Google answers, he is a man of great healing power.
))) schwing (((
))) ching ching (((
I notice the Tai Chi book. It's not for old ladies, explains our local martial arts experts, its for martial arts experts that want to hit harder. Think Muay Thai.
Is that book in the martial arts or the marital arts section?
That multi-orgasmic couple on the cover of the book look like they are in an ad for toothpaste or minty-fresh gum.
Well if you do it right you'll be needing one or the other of those afterward.
if Warren Beatty had sex with 12500 women
I've never understood this. Was he supposed to be good-looking in his day? I guess it doesn't matter, being famous is all it takes...
if Warren Beatty had sex with 12500 women
Knox, I doubt that number has any statistical significance. It's pure BS is what it is.
How pathetic is The Multi-Orgasmic Man title just a stop away from The Multi-Orgasmic Couple. Extend the franchise! The Multi-Orgasmic Loner is on the press.
Well then he's got a good publicist.
Hoosier Daddy apparently thinks that writing about sex is the same thing as having sex.
In fact, those who feel the need to write and talk about sex a lot are generally those who have it the least.
The "lucky bastard" is not with the woman who writes a lot about sex, he is with the woman who actually does it instead!
Lighten up Eugene, it was a joke.
Christ you're more of a turd in the punchbowl than hdhouse.
My husband cums 4 to 5 times a night-seriously.
I can cum once.
If he comes less than 3 times a night he is pissed at me for not wanting to do it again.
Every time I roll over in bed his hardon is sticking in my gut and he is ready to go again.
It is hard that he is always hard all the time and I am not.
Speaking of turds....
Althouse wrote:
That multi-orgasmic couple on the cover of the book look like they are in an ad for toothpaste or minty-fresh gum.
Look for the spear
Lighten up Eugene, it was a joke.
That's a big problem around here lately. God bless garage, we need him in the comments.
My husband also wears a leather cockring that he snaps on his hog before doing it.
I am ok with that because that is the only "different" thing we do regarding sex.
It is mostly just jerky jerky while making out and splewing on each other. After we splew on each other we lay on top of each other and rub the splew all around our bodies-but we don't touch the splew. I don't care for touching splew. But sometimes you can use splew for lube.
Thank you.
Titus: It sounds like you need to shorten your refractory period to lengthen the scope of your pleasure.
Have you considered a Meade telescope? Link
I don't enjoy sex as much now as I did in the past.
I am afraid it might have to do with the fact that I am having it with the same person-but I am ok with that.
Sex is overrated.
Thank you.
I did fart for the first time in bed with my husband.
We laughed it was embarassing but cute and we grew closer.
thank you.
We also dumped. I was nervous about pinching one and him smelling it but again we teased each other about how stinky our loaves were and then laughed, held each other, kissed and told each other we loved each other. It was incredibly deep.
This all took place in Vermont and Portland Maine.
I also think it is incredibly important that you all know we don't do anal.
Tg,
"It is great to know that oriental religions are in favor of multiple orgasams while they are contemplating the nothingness of being."
Yep:
And isn't it funny how NewAgers, keeping their head in the sky, somehow always find their way into your pants?
ElHombre,
"The Crack Emcee will now have to perform a long distance exorcism to rid the Professor and Meade from the demonization inherent to entry into a new age bookstore."
Ahem:
Oogah-boogah, tippity-too / I'm waving my hands away from you / and towards the stores for NewAge whores / who'll sleep with me / but won't do chores.
Oogah-boogah, tippity-teed / You have no power over Ann & Meade / So when they enter / you see them not - because you're so lame / and they're so hot.
We also dumped. I was nervous about pinching one and him smelling it but again we teased each other about how stinky our loaves were and then laughed, held each other, kissed and told each other we loved each other. It was incredibly deep.
"And they call it poopy love,
Oh I guess they'll never know..."
Words and music by Paul Wanka
"ADDED: Chia petting?"
You really ARE homesick, Althouse. Now you're thinking about those beautiful rye window boxes Meade planted.
"The "lucky bastard" is not with the woman who writes a lot about sex, he is with the woman who actually does it instead!"
Ah, but can your woman do both? At the same time?
Oh, man, you guys are gonna make me go blind.
Getting back to your question, Mantak (the correct spelling) Chia is a New Age author who has written a number of books that (claim to) adapt the teachings of Taoism to an individual's physical as well as spiritual betterment. His books include Taoist Secrets of Love: Cultivating Male Sexual Energy, Healing Love through the Tao: Cultivating Female Sexual Energy, and, just in case you and Meade find yourselves on the outs and sleeping in different beds for the night, Chi Self-Massage: The Taoist Way of Rejuvenation.
You can find his books on Amazon.
If she is doing both at the same time, then she is talented beyond my experiences. First the G spot is supposed to be all about play acting and then you tell me that the woman composes novels while the man thinks he is doing a peak performce for her. I may need therapy to recover my self image after this. Go Longhorns. May the best steakhouse win.
You can find his books on Amazon.
I was wondering why a NewAge orgasm specialist would name himself after a Long Island suburb. I guess I should give up looking for the Cold War book titled The Wausau Pact
This kind of "literature" is just silly. It seems to be designed to make people feel as if they aren't getting good enough sex.
Maybe it's just me, but I think there is a lot more to life than sex. It's nice when you are getting it but it's just the icing, not the cake.
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