Althouse: "I look like a wicked dark goddess who had a fight with a shoelacer-maker who's also a GIANT."

January 19, 2010

"I look like a wicked dark goddess who had a fight with a shoelacer-maker who's also a GIANT."

"Do you believe in life after looooooooooove?"

17 comments:

Methadras said...: Christina looks hot as hell.; 1/19/10, 1:43 PM
Unknown said...: At the risk of sounding nasty, the former Mrs. Bono has had a lot of work done. If you remember her hippie days, her face seemed a bit longer.

(I know they can do a lot these days, but that's a little over the top.); 1/19/10, 1:44 PM
halojones-fan said...: Attention space aliens: We know that you are attempting to infiltrate our society via cloned replacements of major media figures. However, your execution leaves something to be desired, as you have presented us with an attractive woman who is dressed and coiffed and made-up with tasteful reserve, and you expect us to believe that it is in fact Christina Aguilera.; 1/19/10, 1:54 PM
traditionalguy said...: We need to see more tattoos and body piercing all over these two Pop culture idols. We deserve our freak show money's worth.; 1/19/10, 2:02 PM
ricpic said...: Cher's turned into an honorary tranny.; 1/19/10, 2:06 PM
Joe said...: Someone actually found that interesting?; 1/19/10, 3:19 PM
traditionalguy said...: The pop culture divas at democrat/white house are slinging mud at the Coakley campaign for the "political malpractice ...of failing to create a negative narative about Scot Brown.". So the media creates Negative Naratives coming out of the Networks and Hollywood as a part of the Democrat Campaign operations. no wonder Tina Fey was given an Emmy for creating a negative Sarah Palin narrative.; 1/19/10, 3:54 PM
Tibore said...: "halojones-fan said...
Attention space aliens: We know that you are attempting to infiltrate our society via cloned replacements of major media figures. However, your execution leaves something to be desired, as you have presented us with an attractive woman who is dressed and coiffed and made-up with tasteful reserve, and you expect us to believe that it is in fact Christina Aguilera."

ROFLMAO!

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Word verification: funcisp. I don't know what that means, but it's gotta be fun!; 1/19/10, 3:55 PM
Anonymous said...: Botox Barbie; 1/19/10, 4:06 PM
Bushman of the Kohlrabi said...: Christina looks nice. Cher looks like Andre the Giant in drag.; 1/19/10, 4:41 PM
vbspurs said...: Attention space aliens:

Cris has a long way to go, and even Cher does too, to catch up to:

MADONNA; 1/19/10, 4:57 PM
Anonymous said...: Whoa, that is a lot of Photoshopping. I don't mind touching up pics, but the final product should actually look like the person.; 1/19/10, 5:05 PM
vbspurs said...: Don't be kind, Dogwood. She looks like Jar-Jar Binks.; 1/19/10, 5:10 PM
Luke Lea said...: "There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. . ."; 1/19/10, 5:17 PM
Joe said...: I think photoshop actually broke while making that cover.; 1/19/10, 5:34 PM
Penny said...: That doesn't look like a Donatella Versace on Christina. Hopefully she has outgrown her fashion influence.

She looks just lovely.; 1/19/10, 6:11 PM
Penny said...: As for Madonna? She looks like she is channeling Reese Witherspoon's heart shaped face.

And for those who didn't notice that, she wore heart shaped earrings to help you along.

Is this February's cover of OUT?; 1/19/10, 6:15 PM