October 30, 2009

Meanwhile, in Somalia...

1. A man marries a female who is 95 years his junior.

2. Women are flogged for not wearing socks.

7 comments:

Matthew Noto said...

Marrying old men, wearing socks and getting stoned would have gotten them a reality TV show here, if they were at least half-way decent looking.

former law student said...

if they were at least half-way decent looking.

And if not... "Jer-ee! Jer-ee! Jer-ee!" *Shakes fist rhythmically*

Seventeen is a bit old to merit the pedophilia tag, I think. It's not like a coach turning into a pumpkin at midnight of their eighteenth birthday.

Matthew Noto said...

@FLS

It worked for Anna Nicole, didn't it?

I don't mean to belittle the hardships that women in the Muslim world endure, but frankly, if feminists in this country were truly concerned about their Muslim sisters, they'd be in the street today urging President Obutthead to send another 40,000 men to bomb Ashcanistan forward into the Stick Age.

Ann Althouse said...

And Anna Nicole kept her socks on.

Matthew Noto said...

Okay, I'll concede the point about Anna's socks.

Joe said...

At least he waited until she started menstruating.

Largo said...

At least he waited until she started menstruating.

Completely tangential, but I discovered this yesterday and had more than a bit of a laugh.

Asshole Vampire