Comedian Jim Gaffibacon, er, Gaffigan does a great standup routine about bacon that includes a bit on how pigs are superior to dogs in that when a pig dies you can have everyone over for a barbecue.
Here's the bacon bit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4
Cute when teacup sized piglets but they still grow to 90 lbs. Small for a pig but big for a house pet.
(Yes, I'm sure your german shephard, rottweiler, great dane is heavier. I didn't say too big, just big. I.e. these pigs would more similar to owning a large dog than a teacup terrier.)
Comedian Jim Gaffibacon, er, Gaffigan does a great standup routine about bacon that includes a bit on how pigs are superior to dogs in that when a pig dies you can have everyone over for a barbecue.
My wife is a Filipina. Dog or pig, same difference. I have it on very good authority that short-haired dog tastes better than long-haired dog. Don't ask my why.
If we bought one of those little pigs (ain't gonna happen), the perfect name would be Lechon.
No, Professor. It is forbidden to eat a beloved pet. Instead of thinking food, when Babe walks around you should be expressing your love for him. And don't forget to create A Trust in your will to provide for Babe's continued care, or he probably will be eaten by the other jealous heirs. Pig Love is not always accepted.
Christopher Drew: Comedian Jim Gaffibacon, er, Gaffigan does a great standup routine about bacon that includes a bit on how pigs are superior to dogs in that when a pig dies you can have everyone over for a barbecue.
You can't eat a dog or other pet if let it live long enough to die of natural causes. The general rule is they become dinner when they stop being cute.
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downside?
hooves on hardwood or tile floors. Each has its own issue
Mmmmm; cute tiny strips of bacon.
Comedian Jim Gaffibacon, er, Gaffigan does a great standup routine about bacon that includes a bit on how pigs are superior to dogs in that when a pig dies you can have everyone over for a barbecue.
Here's the bacon bit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4
Here the full bacon bit, including the aforementioned joke about pet piggies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSjXeqA8Iow
Cute when teacup sized piglets but they still grow to 90 lbs. Small for a pig but big for a house pet.
(Yes, I'm sure your german shephard, rottweiler, great dane is heavier. I didn't say too big, just big. I.e. these pigs would more similar to owning a large dog than a teacup terrier.)
By the way, last wv was pondalif = when the pope is a panda.
wv: table = wow, boring wv
Comedian Jim Gaffibacon, er, Gaffigan does a great standup routine about bacon that includes a bit on how pigs are superior to dogs in that when a pig dies you can have everyone over for a barbecue.
My wife is a Filipina. Dog or pig, same difference. I have it on very good authority that short-haired dog tastes better than long-haired dog. Don't ask my why.
If we bought one of those little pigs (ain't gonna happen), the perfect name would be Lechon.
Lechon
... cue the PETA folks indignation at this comment in 3... 2... 1...
They are too small for lipstick.
GAH! Larry J beat me to it!! (*grumble*)
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Word Verification: crowily. When the "Free Willy" campaigners saw the orca do poorly in the wild, they ate crow. Crowily.
No, Professor. It is forbidden to eat a beloved pet. Instead of thinking food, when Babe walks around you should be expressing your love for him. And don't forget to create A Trust in your will to provide for Babe's continued care, or he probably will be eaten by the other jealous heirs. Pig Love is not always accepted.
Mice during narrative interlude in Babe: "Pork is a nice, sweet meat."
“Oh my God, that was a religious experience, ... In the words of Homer Simpson, the pig is a magical animal.”
Anthony Bourdain
Because the piglets are intelligent and bore easily, she won't sell them to anyone who can't be home all day to entertain the critters.
My pet's job is to entertain me. And to kill rabbits. http://class-factotum.blogspot.com/2009/06/chats-du-jour-mighty-huntress.html
"If you get tired of it, can you eat it?"
You're not talking about boyfriends, are you? If so, then sadly, no.
Unless you live in Wisconsin.
Christopher Drew: Comedian Jim Gaffibacon, er, Gaffigan does a great standup routine about bacon that includes a bit on how pigs are superior to dogs in that when a pig dies you can have everyone over for a barbecue.
You can't eat a dog or other pet if let it live long enough to die of natural causes. The general rule is they become dinner when they stop being cute.
Don't let Bailey Michelle near it.
If you get tired of it, can you eat it?
And what's to stop you from eating Fido? (Larry J beat me to it.)
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