July 24, 2009
After fleeing the crime scene naked on a bicycle...
... this is how you end up "posing" for the police evidence photo. There's no male frontal nudity at that link, but there is some choice male backal nudity.
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More horrible news from Florida. It really is the worst state. Or as Jason (the commenter) put it, the best state for horrible news.
Wow.
So it turns out to be true, after all.
There really are guys out there who will f*ck a hole in the ground.
Now I know.
I hope there's aren't fire ants in that lawn.
I'm glad it wasn't caudal nudity.
chuck b. Your restatement, via Jason (the commenter) is better.
But Florida is simply a whole lot of fun to be in. Crazy shit all the time and most of it doesn't affect any given individual. To be affected, in fact, would sort of like be like winning at Power Ball.
What the hell happened to the right side of his face, as shown in both pictures?
Professor, is Meade aware that you go surfing around the Internet for pictures of the bare backsides of strange men?
Citizenship status?
This dude had a very bad night, indeed. Maybe his 14 year old girl friend was from Argentina and she told him she loved him.
@EDH, according to the summary on the first page, the guy was punched several times by the father. You could be looking at blood.
Meade, are you s-faced again? ;)
The police report notes he has a large disc birthmark on his face. I'll say.
The girl must have been blind, or else she felt really sorry for him.
A 23-year old, caught in bed with a 14-year old by her father. The man's lucky to be alive.
But at least we know he is in great physical shape.
If only we could get him to exercise his mind.
Bummer!
You are right, Jess. Getting caught with your pants off just plain sucks. Unless you are a naturalist or an exhibitionist, of course.
The next biggest bummer is being horny without a brain.
Maybe it would help if we had mandatory birth date tattooing and government sponsored classes on the age of consent?
Cynicism is a disease with no known vaccine.
"Backal" isn't a word. A better word would have been "dorsal."
@Penny: E.O. Wilson is a "naturalist." I think you were going for "naturist."
All else aside, nice ass.
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