Althouse: James Madison Park.

June 28, 2009

James Madison Park.

On this windy Sunday.

27 comments:

Titushasn'thadsexinalontime said...: I remember that park.

Do you know that the entire month of June has rained out here?

And the rest of this week is going to be rain.; 6/28/09, 3:33 PM
Titushasn'thadsexinalontime said...: I haven't jerked off in two weeks.; 6/28/09, 3:33 PM
Ann Althouse said...: You should have stayed in Madison!; 6/28/09, 3:36 PM
Titushasn'thadsexinalontime said...: My mom said it has been hot and humid in Madison.

I had a great time visiting a couple of weeks ago. The weather was great and it was wonderful to be home. It would of been better if I would of been able to meet you.

I will likely be back again this summer.; 6/28/09, 3:43 PM
Wince said...: Hmm, perhaps a bunch of very white single people trying to get some color, so that maybe they won't be very white single people that much longer?; 6/28/09, 3:44 PM
Ann Althouse said...: I've only been back since last Sunday and until yesterday it was hot and humid. Not as bad as in Cincinnati though.; 6/28/09, 3:51 PM
Cedarford said...: Just say no to crack!; 6/28/09, 3:58 PM
Unknown said...: Ann,

Please zoom in a little bit next time.; 6/28/09, 4:41 PM
paul a'barge said...: Um, about the butt cleavage and the bikini .... if you want to see something less attractive than a man in shorts, take a look at the porcine piece on the blanket.

Yuck.; 6/28/09, 5:18 PM
rhhardin said...: The advantage of sand is no ants.; 6/28/09, 5:41 PM
rhhardin said...: I don't have A/C and it's fine in Central Ohio.

You do need a fan, or ride a bike.; 6/28/09, 5:43 PM
Broadsheet said...: I was the head lifeguard at James Madison Park for two summers when I was a student at UW. Best summers of my life - hand down.; 6/28/09, 6:04 PM
Cedarford said...: In lighter news, pitchman Billy Mays died.
Shame for his family and all, but less pollution of the airwaves.
I just pray that he doesn't linger on as a dead guy in syndication screaming for people to buy Orange Glow, cut-rate health insurace, Miracle Putty. Oxy-Clean for the next 20 years.
Maybe it wouldn't hurt to start a rumor that God only gives people so many decibles of shouting in just so much finite time. Then it's time to go.
Cut down on obnoxious loud people.

Mays handled his toxic celebrity well, though he expressed absolute confusion that he had become a "Bear" sex symbol to homosexuals.
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Paul a'Barge - I wouldn't call the buttcrack woman porcine. She has a waist, and her hips are symmetrical with her shoulder breadth.

As for Althouse's famous "men in shorts - ugh!" fetish, it is a harmless dislike, a clever hook that she can bring up at least half the year and with respect to over half the sports men play...

As for female buttcracks, if I hated looking at them, that would take half the fun out of "doggystyle". Can't stand "tramp stamp" tattoos though. Fortunately my wife hates them with a passion, too...though she likes little discrete tattoos. But I have to caution her NEVER to bring up her girlfriends discrete or concealed tattoos - or pubic hair "alterations" - because I will demand details...; 6/28/09, 6:25 PM
rhhardin said...: All of Ohio is a beach.; 6/28/09, 7:56 PM
Mark Daniels said...: On seeing your photograph, I first thought of this.; 6/28/09, 8:14 PM
Jennifer said...: And you call this a breast blog.; 6/28/09, 8:37 PM
Anonymous said...: none of you understand the concept of will it blend and graduated coloring. none of you.

tan lines? who wants to be linear in these times?

holy moly the judgements without knowledge.

no wait, i made that up just so you would feel involved with the photo.; 6/28/09, 8:46 PM
XWL said...: Re: Mark Daniels' comment above

And I thought of this...; 6/28/09, 8:58 PM
blogging cockroach said...: i thought we did a better job
with the bees in the truck; 6/28/09, 9:21 PM
Laura(southernxyl) said...: Surely it's not the woman with her back to us in the foreground who is referred to as "porcine". She looks like a normal woman to me. This kind of thing makes me wonder about the future of the human race.

“It is the business of these great masters to produce in every age a general misdirection of what may be called sexual ‘taste’. This they do by working through the small circle of popular artists, dressmakers, actresses and advertisers who determine the fashionable type. The aim is to guide each sex away from those members of the other with whom spiritually helpful, happy, and fertile marriages are most likely. Thus we have now for many centuries triumphed over nature to the extent of making certain secondary characteristics of the male (such as the beard) disagreeable to nearly all the females — and there is more in that than you might suppose….”
—C. S. Lewis, The Screwtape Letters; 6/28/09, 10:09 PM
Peter Hoh said...: After all this back and forth, I decided I needed to take a look at the full-sized photo.

Ugh. The grass is mostly clover and plantain. Not that there's anything wrong with clover, but plantain is one of my least favorite weeds. I haven't quite succeeded at eliminating it from my lawn and garden, but I'm getting close.; 6/28/09, 10:49 PM
kentuckyliz said...: nobody wants to see plumbers crack even on a chick

only ppl w/o skilz get stranded on shore

i would be out sculling(open water boat with self bailer) or windsurfing or sailing

cuz i got skilz; 6/28/09, 11:02 PM
Unknown said...: Jennifer,
And you call this a breast blog.

Ann once said to her readers to try and keep abreast of her blog.

You got a little confused I think.; 6/28/09, 11:57 PM
knox said...: Crack or not, at least she doesn't have a tramp stamp.; 6/29/09, 7:47 AM
Crimso said...: Didn't you think it a trifle unnecessary, showing the crack in the girl's bottom?; 6/29/09, 8:48 AM
Caroline said...: Sunday in the park with Ann.

A modern day crack at a classic.; 6/29/09, 3:57 PM
Methadras said...: Yummy young and tender flesh.; 6/29/09, 5:47 PM