I'm thinking: Ugh! Another American President with hands!
June 6, 2009
Barack and Angela.
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I'm thinking: Ugh! Another American President with hands!
I'm thinking: Ugh! Another American President with hands!
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First international conference on what women want.
Does Angela have a meet with the American president color?
Really Angela, it's this big.
He's describing how his uncle choked some Nazi to death in '44...that kind of talk always goes well with Germans...
That looks like a textbook are you fucking kidding me!!?! face.
He is telling her how she should be sensitive and loving about Iran's Atomic Bomb warheads on the North Korean guided missiles that can land in Berlin 5 minutes after launch. She is not impressed by the peace in our time promise coming from the Commander-in-chief of the military that really is Germany's only defense force, and whose policy is to eliminate those Anti-missile defenses that scare the poor Shia Muslims in Iran's military. Ergo, her mouth hangs open and she says, "Why don't you smell some of that bullshit you're shoveling?"
"I survived the STASI only to have to deal with this?"
Is it me or is Merkel wearing the same outfit in both of those shots?
"....then Lebron pivots to his right and hands the ball off and...."
"...then we take the bag of money we just printed from here...and walk over there and buy our own bonds and presto! No debt!..."
"....Michelle's ass feels like granite....."
"I .... I .... I .... I .... And I also ...."
What else could it be?
President Obama says: “International relations is a lot like playing cat’s cradle.”
Thought balloon for Chancellor Merkel: “Is he wearing an ear piece?"
Merkel's thought bubble: "You want what? By when?"
That looks like a textbook are you fucking kidding me!!?! face.
Agreed.
"They elected THIS idiot President? The Americans must be insane!! Does he EVER shut up?"
Although it could be ...
Obama: "And then I said to Echo, 'Get lost, I don't want you,' ...."
Merkel (Thought bubble): "Great Zeus! Where's the reflection pool?" (Alt: "Where's Nemesis when we need her?")
Let’s try a variation on a theme:
President Obama says: “International relations is a lot like playing cat’s cradle; you make something of value and then you pass it along to a friend.”
Thought balloon for Chancellor Merkel: “Don't even think about it, bub."
The rational minded physicist is still skeptical of the professional politician's results to date, especially as he proudly holds them up in his hands.
Looks like a sing-along. Gone awry.
Obama is holding the six foot rabbit that advises him on economics.
Merkel is trying to keep a safe distance.
Merkel (thought bubble): "I'll bet he's one of those 'cord in the closet' guys."
I like her. I don't know why I just do.
She seems cool.
"Hey deadbeat, don't try to schmooze me. Give me back alllll my gooooooooooold!!!!"
"The Germans have demanded all of their gold held in custodial accounts inside the United States to be returned to German soil.".
"I really don't think it works that way, Barack."
umm uh umm uh
There's something about the interplay f Obama's "explaining things to a toddler" expression and Merkel's dubiousness that reminds me of Mencken's quote about how every complex problem has a solution which is easy, simple and wrong.
I bet Angela has done anal.
It's called "Hands holding the Void", Angela. I think it's by Giacometti. It's my favorite sculpture, you must have seen it before.
I'm sorry, but rdkraus wins the thread.
Angela's thought bubble: "A wise frau will always make better decisions than you, little boy."
Sheesh, Bush was an idiot sometimes. Unfortunately, more than just sometimes.
Talk about juvenile behavior...
Whatchutalkinboutwillis?
Blogger Michael Hasenstab said...
"....Michelle's ass feels like granite....."
Yea, right - NOT!
.....and the world gives Germany crap for electing Hitler????
I can't think of anything so I'm going to vote. The one that made me laugh was Ron:
"He's describing how his uncle choked some Nazi to death in '44...that kind of talk always goes well with Germans..."
.....and the world gives Germany crap for electing Hitler????
Uh, yes Richard, it does. Look, I despise Obama as much as the next Conservative. I understand that he is a mix of a Used Car Salesman who's lost his Plaid Jacket and a Tent Revival Preacher who has walked into a meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous with a crate full of Black Jack. A total Clyde.
But we can agree that Old Man Hindenberg made just a teensy-weensy bit more of a mistake when he appointed the Fuhrer as Chancellor and the entire Kraut Nation ratified the choice later in 1933 in a plebiscite.
That's a tad worse in the course of History than us electing Obama last year. Just a tad.
Okay, maybe in light of the existence of places like Buchenwald and Auschwitz, maybe more than a tad.
Mein Gott, es ist Arnold Schwanzenmessen!
Why is it that only the security guys get to carry a taser?
Where all da white women at?
Excuse me while I whip this out.
What is he talking about? It's all Austrian to me.
Gravitas? Was ist das?
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