Althouse: Cloris Leachman had epic sex with Gene Hackman and would have had sex with Ed Asner if he'd lost 3 more pounds.

March 28, 2009

Cloris Leachman had epic sex with Gene Hackman and would have had sex with Ed Asner if he'd lost 3 more pounds.

The secrets, revealed at long last.

And by the way:

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24 comments:

Issob Morocco said...: Word on the Avenue is she sleeps better with a little sausage in her.; 3/28/09, 10:43 AM
Pastafarian said...: Just glancing at the screen cap, before reading the headline, I thought that this was a Nancy Pelosi video.; 3/28/09, 11:33 AM
Beth said...: April 7. I'm looking forward to this. She's one of my comedic heroes.; 3/28/09, 11:41 AM
rcocean said...: Can there be anything less interesting than Ed Asner's sex life?; 3/28/09, 11:45 AM
Chennaul said...: Ed Asner's political views.; 3/28/09, 11:52 AM
traditionalguy said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 3/28/09, 11:52 AM
traditionalguy said...: She is a hot Momma looking for a role to play requiring her talents. I admire her for being real about her life.; 3/28/09, 11:53 AM
Laura(southernxyl) said...: A quickie with Gene Hackman? I suppose they hadn't done "Absolute Power" yet.; 3/28/09, 12:29 PM
David said...: Boring.

If she had a good story about Ed Asner having sex with Gene Hackman, that would be fun.

What the hell ever happened to Titus? Is he pouting over Althouse's engagement?; 3/28/09, 12:48 PM
BJM said...: I never tire of watching Young Frankenstein, it is funny no matter how many times you see it.

Last night the Spousal Unit's right shoulder was a bit stiff and he was holding it in an odd way. I couldn't help myself. "Wasn't that hump on the other side this morning?"

"What hump?" he shot back.

Although for me, High Anxiety was Leachman's best comedic work, she and Korman were brilliant together.; 3/28/09, 12:48 PM
Wince said...: Cloris Leachman always seemed "old" to me, even when she was young.

I heard she was Timmy's original mother on Lassie.; 3/28/09, 12:50 PM
Anonymous said...: Cloris Leachman had epic sex with Gene Hackman and would have had sex with Ed Asner if he'd lost 3 more pounds.

Immediately placed in my library of Information I Wish I Didn't Know.

Other books on the shelf include Ernest Borgnine and masturbation, George Clooney admitting to doing a number 2 in his girlfriend's cat box and Titus' adventures in Swine Farming.; 3/28/09, 1:04 PM
davis,br said...: "Wasn't that hump on the other side this morning?"

LOL. (I, at least, thought that was witty AND hilarious.); 3/28/09, 1:24 PM
RR Ryan said...: It is both witty and hilarious. So is Cloris, professionally. She seems like something of a wack-job in real life. But that's Hollywood. Having said that, the MTM episode The Lars Affair is one of the funniest things ever committed to film. Hats off!; 3/28/09, 3:27 PM
Cedarford said...: Of course both Hackman and Asner admitted later they thought Leachman was "better than nothing", but they each would have far, far preferred boffing Mary Tyler Moore.

Asner also admitted that for Moore to even consider having sex with him, even a revenge fuck as husband Grant Tinker was out with one of his boy toys - he'd have to drug her into complete insensibility. "And that would be wrong" Asner said. "Or at least wrong in most circumstances, like where there are witnesses".

jdeeripper - "...and Titus' adventures in Swine Farming..."

I thought Titus wasn't interested in hog farming, just stroking and kissing and sucking on pork joints.

Anyways, the book I am hoping to never see written is "Titus: My Life's Bowel Movements. An Adventure Into Coprophilia."

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On the Meade-Althouse hookup....Has Meade ever posted a pic of himself, or Althouse of him? We all know Ann has an active camera, though people poratraits are not a normal part of her artiste repetoire....; 3/28/09, 3:28 PM
RR Ryan said...: And by the wway, who in their right mind wouldn't want to sleep with Gene Hackman back then? Total babe.; 3/28/09, 3:34 PM
Peter V. Bella said...: Epic sex? Is that something to wirte home about? Or is it a Cecil B. DeMille porno flick with a cast of thousands?; 3/28/09, 3:38 PM
ricpic said...: Epic shmepic but was it homeric?!; 3/28/09, 3:45 PM
David said...: "On the Meade-Althouse hookup....Has Meade ever posted a pic of himself, or Althouse of him? We all know Ann has an active camera, though people poratraits are not a normal part of her artiste repetoire...."

Meade now sports a picture (nothing else) on his profile. He does not actually say it's a picture of himself, but if it is Althouse is doing ok.; 3/28/09, 3:52 PM
Ernesto Ariel Suárez said...: "A vass of varm milk...perhapssss?"

I just love her!; 3/28/09, 5:21 PM
Ann Althouse said...: The picture in Meade's profile is really of him and an accurate representation.; 3/28/09, 6:39 PM
David said...: Hooray, Althouse. Guy's a hunk.; 3/28/09, 8:53 PM
Ann Althouse said...: Yeah. I know!; 3/28/09, 10:44 PM
holdfast said...: "It iz zee maak of zee whore!"

Just another reason why Beerfest is my favorite bad movie.; 3/30/09, 11:11 AM