I always inspect the ass with a fine tooth comb (literaly) before taking the plunge. I have a cute little flashlight and everything.
One time I met this guy and we were getting naked and he turned around and there was this thing hanging from his ass that looked like a giant piece of cauliflower (sp). I asked him to immediately leave. I was like what on earth do you think we are going to do with that thing hanging from your ass. I never let anyone touch my ass. Not even a little finger up it.
Was the book in color? Inquiring minds want to know.
I don't know when photographs began showing up in color in books, but like in most older books, these are in black and white.
The thing is that people in most old photos have a certain charm and usually look small, kind of delicate and, most of all, modest. I think that's part of what makes these photos so funny, in a way that photos in a more modern proctology book never would.
Anyway, oh Lord, what a comment to be singled out for.
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14 comments:
Titus might be interested in that one. Be a good field manual for him before he plunges into something nasty.
"I'm laughing my ass off."
Damn! I have an old proctology book too!
Pass.
A book of bums, and disease ridden bums at that, has to be one of the least appetizing things to look into I can think of.
That is fucking hilarious. Bravo Susan.
I always inspect the ass with a fine tooth comb (literaly) before taking the plunge. I have a cute little flashlight and everything.
One time I met this guy and we were getting naked and he turned around and there was this thing hanging from his ass that looked like a giant piece of cauliflower (sp). I asked him to immediately leave. I was like what on earth do you think we are going to do with that thing hanging from your ass. I never let anyone touch my ass. Not even a little finger up it.
EDH said...
"I'm laughing my ass off."
Funny commercial, but if I could laugh it off I sure wouldn't have it reattached.
Was the book in color? Inquiring minds want to know.
Laughing does burn calories. Seriously.
The dangers of proctology
Good for you Titus. That's the smart way to practice safe sex. You don't want to take shit from nobody.
So to speak.
Geez, I have that book, too, but it's called "Palestine: Peace Not Apartheid, by Jimmy Carter".
It contains many diffrent views of the same asshole.
Was the book in color? Inquiring minds want to know.
I don't know when photographs began showing up in color in books, but like in most older books, these are in black and white.
The thing is that people in most old photos have a certain charm and usually look small, kind of delicate and, most of all, modest. I think that's part of what makes these photos so funny, in a way that photos in a more modern proctology book never would.
Anyway, oh Lord, what a comment to be singled out for.
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