Drudge Report November 18, 2007 A San Diego man was arrested for attempting to have sex with a bicycle on the streets of Manhattan today. He was found repeatedly thrusting his penis through the handle bars and screaming “Blow me” as gobs of spittle flew in the air. The police dispatched the new EDP (Emotionally Disturbed Person) action team to calm him down and he is currently at Bellevue undergoing psychiatric testing……..developing.
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The car looks like it's about to transform and go off to battle Megatron.
I like the orange bike better.
Auditioning Silvio's replacement? A Gallardo?
Tanjor
Drudge Report November 18, 2007
A San Diego man was arrested for attempting to have sex with a bicycle on the streets of Manhattan today. He was found repeatedly thrusting his penis through the handle bars and screaming “Blow me” as gobs of spittle flew in the air. The police dispatched the new EDP (Emotionally Disturbed Person) action team to calm him down and he is currently at Bellevue undergoing psychiatric testing……..developing.
Trooper, were there a pair of clumbers tied to the railing?
No, but the EDP was wearing a football helmet, a San Diego Chargers sweatshirt and a medal from the Special Olympics. You make the call.
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