August 6, 2006

"This was probably just a particularly hormonal squirrel."

Mommy mauled by squirrel.

12 comments:

American Liberal Elite said...

A neocon squirrel?

Jennifer said...

"Squirrel expert" Ha ha, what a title!

Ron said...

They should have realized that a squirrel watching too much Lifetime with a lot of empty walnut shells nearby probably should have been left alone...

Palladian said...

"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing?!"

CCMCornell said...
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CCMCornell said...

Seriously: stop it with the anti-squirrel propaganda. Replace "squirrel" with "Bush" and you're DailyKos or DU.

More evidence.

tiggeril said...

Oh god no, IT'S BEGUN!

HEAD FOR THE...well, I guess we can't run for the hills, can't we? Those are squirrel strongholds.

Tom T. said...

I know this account is supposed to be funny, but shouldn't this woman be concerned about rabies?

Ruth Anne Adams said...

I wonder if she smells of squism.

knox said...

jennifer, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Meade said...

I think Ruth Anne may be on to something. The poor duck haplessly dabbed on that new expensive high status French perfume earlier in the day, the one driving all the British husbands into the ditches of lust: Eau d'écureuil Sperme By JEAN PAUL GAULTIER. Pheromone sexual attractant strategy gone horribly horribly awry.

Tibore said...

First cat bites, then monkeys on a train, now rampaging hormonal squirrels... when put together, sort of sounds like a cross between Animal Planet and the Jerry Springer show... looks like we're now the "When Animals Attack!" blog. :)