That ended awfully abruptly! Were you satisfied? Isaac Hayes is, I think, honored, and the hatred is directed at the organization that took him away from us, the "Super Adventure Club." The grisly near-death scene was finely detailed, and the final "salty balls" punchline well-placed. The strip club interlude was genuinely poignant, as the kids beg poor Chef to remember his real self.
Taking the broader view, answer the question: Is religion a super adventure club?
UPDATE: Here's the AP description of the episode, quoting key lines:
''A lot of us don't agree with the choices the Chef has made in the last few days,'' one of the children eulogizes him at a funeral. ''Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can't let the events of the past few weeks take away the memories of how Chef made us smile.Scientology was not named. Standing in for it was "that fruity little club," the "Super Adventure Club," which is all about child molestation. Chef's membership in the club was revealed in scenes that use spliced-together dialogue from past episodes that were voiced by Isaac Hayes.
''We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us,'' the eulogy concludes. ''We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains.''
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A more basic question that needs to be answered first: Is Scientology a religion?
Absolutely not.. Of course that is only my opinion, but the German category of "totalitarian cult" seems to be more exact. And the Germans should be the pre-eminent experts on "totalitarian cults".
Personally, I thought that the ending was great. 'Chef Vader' opens up a world of possibilities. I imagine future Scientology/Star Wars parodies are in the near future.
Homework tonite: google-bomb "that fruity little club".
"Is religion a super adventure club?"
That question is no more retarded than a law school hypothetical is it?
In a completely bassackwards way, mainstream religion was defended as "less retarded" than the backstory to SAC (does the SAC now contain the salty balls??? Hmm....). Stone and Parker have found a light! (Nah!)
The episode also raises questions about the issue of "evacuation" (such as forcefulness) at death, but those may be too crass....
I think that, in its own weird way, this episode was a pretty sincere appreciate of the contribution Hayes has made to the show's popularity. I like the way that Darth Chef leaves open the possibility that he might re-appear at some point in the future.
I also enjoyed the way in which this episode tied in a lot of old jokes from previous episodes, including a lot of Chef's best lines, Terrence and Phillip and the two hunter guys in the crowd at Chef's funeral, the "this is what the super adventure club actually believes" subtitle, and the evacuation at death.
It looks like Scientology really came out as a big loser. Now millions of Americans who probably knew nothing about Scientology before this started now know exactly how whacked-out it is.
Sure, I think religion is a super adventure club. Many (most?) religions certainly promise quite the adventure after you die--one way or another. Taking a lot of religious doctrines seriously also seems like quite the adventure to me.
And who can dispute the club mentality--either you're in, or you're out, and that's a bright line.
Me, I'm out.
Scientology calls itself a religion. Those who adhere to it regard it as their religion. Those of you who think it can be laughed or sneered off the list of religions: you need to come up with a principled standard of exclusion?
How 'bout this? "It's not a religion if they have to use lawyers to keep people from discussing it, and the holy book is copyrighted."
I think the way the question "Is Scientology a religion?" has been addressed in the comments so far assumes that being classified as a religion would make Scientology deserving of respect and legitimacy. That is true from a legal standpoint: being classified as a religion is a boon of tax exemption. But there's another way of looking at it (which Stone and Parker declined to do last night).
Revealing the absurdities of Scientology can highlight the rampant absurdities easily found in most religious texts. The absurdities of Scientology are more striking to us because we are less used to them and because they have had less time to evolve and fewer scholars have tried to more deeply interpret the religious texts and reconcile contradictions than in more established churches. I personally can't bring myself to take any religion very seriously. However, I believe that other people (including Scientologists) very sincerely believe in and try to live by the rules of their religion and I respect their right to do that.
So, the bigger question is: should we be giving so much legal and social deference to entities that call themselves religions. I'd say we should let people adopt and follow whatever religion/spritituality/self-help philosophy/raised-from-the-dead-follower/cult they want but there's no need to give any of them special status under the law.
Some people may argue that Scientology is distinguished from other religions because it seems to have a commercial aspect and it rewards members who contribute lots of money and it doesn't use its money for sufficiently charitable purposes. But I think you can find good examples of those critiques in all religions. The Catholic Church encourages people to give ten percent of their income to the Church. It spends the money feeding the poor and teaching kids but it also spends a lot of money promoting itself and defending child molesters and buying expensive costumes and building palatial places of worship. The point is, there's plenty of room to critique the texts and administration of any entity that calls itself a religion but I think the problem lies in whether we should favor religions at all rather than where we should draw the line between legit and illegit religions.
Sociology and psychiatry have to deal with the distinction between cults and religions on a regular basis. Cults are a subtype of religion, broadly defined. A nice definition of a cult can be found here:
Cult (totalist type): A group or movement exhibiting a great or excessive devotion or dedication to some person, idea, or thing and employing unethically manipulative techniques of persuasion and control (e.g. isolation from former friends and family, debilitation, use of special methods to heighten suggestibility and subservience, powerful group pressures, information management, suspension of individuality or critical judgment, promotion of total dependency on the group and fear of leaving it, etc.), designed to advance the goals of the group's leaders, to the actual or possible detriment of members, their families, or the community. (West & Langone, 1986, pp. 119-120)
JOE: "The Catholic Church encourages people to give ten percent of their income to the Church. It spends the money feeding the poor and teaching kids but it also spends a lot of money promoting itself and defending child molesters and buying expensive costumes and building palatial places of worship."
The Catholic church does not charge a fee for any of its teachings. Attendence is free, talking to a priest is free, and they do not jealously guard their theology. Scientology does.
As for the rest of your moronic comments about donations, building churches, and stuff, I don't know why you have to single out the Catholic Church. They didn't invent the "MegaChurch." There is nothing wrong with promoting one's faith (it's what a Church is supposed to do), and the Church, like any other, is entitled to defend itself in court.
I'm not even going to comment on your bigoted crack about "expensive costumes."
The Catholic Church encourages people to give ten percent of their income to the Church. It spends the money feeding the poor and teaching kids but it also spends a lot of money promoting itself and defending child molesters and buying expensive costumes and building palatial places of worship.
There's so much wrong with that statement I don't know where to begin, so I won't. I just wanted to highlight it as today's outstanding example of ignorance.
On to the episode: it was brutal, and Hayes was not honored, he was brutalized. How can making a beloved character into a child molester, brainwashed or not, be said to be honoring someone? Especially after the character knowingly chooses to return to a life of pedophilia after he has been freed from his brain-washing. It's not as if the only choices Chef had were being Chef, or being a pedophile. There's a whole world out there, even in "South Park."
It was a typically horrifying, brilliant episode. Chef Vader left us in stitches, although it was a little disappointing that they took the (previously) subversively funny "chocolate salty balls" bit and made it an overt sexual reference. I suppose it was too good to pass up.
I do think Stan's eulogy was heart-felt and represented Parker & Stone's true feelings about the matter. But I don't think they gave Hayes all that much of a pass for being a tool of the Scientology establishment.
How 'bout this? "It's not a religion if they have to use lawyers to keep people from discussing it, and the holy book is copyrighted."
They're just using modern means to protect the arcanum of their mystery cult. Would you prefer they used assassins like in the old days?
How 'bout this? "It's not a religion if they have to use lawyers to keep people from discussing it, and the holy book is copyrighted."
If you open up just about any English translation of the Bible, other than the King James version, you'll find a copyright notice. Bible translators and publishers put a lot of effort in their work, and most require citations. For example, see the NRSV permissions page
I wasn't singling out the Catholic Church or saying the Catholic Church should not operate the way it operates. I acknoweldged that the Church does charitable work that is widely accepted to be a social good. But it also does things that are widely accepted to be bad and does other things that outsiders think are downright weird. I spent an hour or more a week at a Catholic Church for eighteen years of my life and I have plenty of family and friends who are Catholic. My point is not that the Catholic Church is better or worse than Scientology. My point is just the opposite: all religions operate differently and what may appear absurd or inappropriate to an outsider is solemn and spiritual for the insider. So, its my humble opinion that we should let people to decide what constitutes a "religion" for themselves even if it differs from the religion we are used to.
If you open up just about any English translation of the Bible, other than the King James version, you'll find a copyright notice.
Apples to oranges.
The work itself is not copyrighted and is freely distributed. (Go ask any church, even the poorest, for a Bible, and in just about every case, they'll give you one for free.) It's the translations (though not all) that are copywrited by the companies that produce them. Even the ones that are copyrighted are freely available online at websites like Crosswalk and BibleGateway.
In Scientology, not only is the "scripture" copywrited, but you have to pay to advance in "levels." If you'd like to become a real Scientologist sage, you'd better have hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Joe: I spent an hour or more a week at a Catholic Church for eighteen years of my life and I have plenty of family and friends who are Catholic. Further evidence of how poorly catechized cradle Catholics are. You may have spent 18 years in church, but your previous statement demonstrates you have a very shallow understanding of what the Catholic Church is, and does.
You never have to pay to attend a Catholic church, and you never have to pay to become a registered member of a parish. Of course we are encouraged to give and give freely, but there is no requirement. There are no big secrets, either: the doctrine is all out there for anyone to read and critique as they like.
Is Christianity a Super Adventure Club? Thrilling stuff happens in the Bible, yes. But in the context of this discussion, wondering if Christianity is a "Super Adventure Club" is very close to accusing all Christians of being pedophiles. I'm sure that's not what you meant.
Here's more on whether or not Hayes quit the show, or someone from the Scientologists quit for him.
How 'bout this? "It's not a religion if they have to use lawyers to keep people from discussing it, and the holy book is copyrighted."
Actually, now that I think of it, forget the assassins -- we know what the alternative using lawyers and copyright to shut people up is. We just saw it happen with the Mohammed cartoons.
"alternative to," I meant to say.
Joan, I think you are missing my point. You are probably right that I was poorly catechized because I am not a practicing Catholic today. I do not claim to be exceptionally knowledgable about the Church or at all devout (though I did at one time), but I think I do have a fair knowledge of the Bible and Catholic teaching and practice. However, my references to the Catholic pedophilia scandal and the relative excesses in wardrobe and places of worship do not reflect a shallow understanding of the Church on my part. I used those as examples of what someone who is not familiar with the Church could reduce Catholicism to using arguments similar to those being used to attack Scientology.
I really don't know much about Scientology and I'm not defending the substance of the religion. I'm merely saying that its legitimacy as a religion should not depend on how similar it is to well established religions like Catholicism.
Its great that Catholicism is very accessible to the poor but that doesn't mean a religion has to be accessible to the poor to be legitimate. And charging for access to religious rites is not unknown in Catholicism. The Church charges for sacraments, and things like annulments and praying for a sick or deceased loved one at mass. A few hundred years ago Catholics were expected to pay for indulgences/salvation as well, but that didn't disqualify it as a religion.
The Catholic Church is also not the open and honest place you seem to suggest. Its only been a few decades since masses have been allowed to be read in the vernacular. The election of the Pope is shrowded in secrecy. To the detriment of thousands of Catholic children, the Church went to great lengths to keep secret its priests' sex crimes and reassign those priests to new unknowing parishes. And the teaching of theology is very tightly controlled by the Vatican.
Again, I'm not trying to bash any religion. I think all religions have something to offer some people and all religions have weaknesses. But we should take care in dismissing the legitimacy of others' faith because it is different than our own. That's my point: its very difficult to draw a principled line where legimitate religion ends and illegitimate ends and I don't think we should try to draw that line.
More and more weirdness. Isaac Hayes may not have actually quit. Or didn't want to. Or soemthing.
http://stillangryblog.blogspot.com/2006/03/hello-children-im-backagain.html
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I have to admit, when I saw the end, even given the whole Vader thing, I thought: "Ah. Iron Chef!"
What is the South Park/Family Guy reference to the warehouse with all the boxes?
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