"Both Mark Twain and Arthur Conan Doyle supposedly sent similar telegrams to a dozen prominent men, all of whom packed up and left town immediately."
From a nice piece about telegrams, which have been discontinued.
February 12, 2006
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Haha. I have received a telegram exactly once -- when being informed that I had been accepted to the college I eventually attended.
This college was all of five blocks or so from my home, and I had been taking courses there for two years already, so it was not a great surprise. But I suppose they wanted to do something a bit special. It was rather fun. And I certainly remember it.
The other funny joke telegraph to send is
"IGNORE PREVIOUS TELEGRAPH - ALL MAY YET BE WELL"
Mark Twain's telegramme to Dick Cheney:
"At least unlike Dan, you can spell quail. You just can't shoot it right."
Come on, give me a break here. Like SNL would do it better.
Cheers,
Victoria
I really liked that piece. I wonder how the text-message has effected this generation's ability to write prose. Some of those telegrams are hilarious. Could you imagine Mark Twain using 8 for "eight," R for "are," or U for "you?"
One of the most chilling telegraph stories happened a few weeks after D-Day, in Bedford, VA:
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What is the quotation from the Titanic doeng in there?
That message wasn't sent by telegraph.
Titanic message..sure it was! (sent by telegraph)...radiotelegraph, International Morse Code.
What a great article. Thanks for pointing it out. The "flee at once" telegrams were awfully clever. I also liked the "?" and "!" telegrams.
The attribution to two different authors is a classic indication of an urban legend. Also the key word "supposedly" from the article.
I am curious if anyone knows if the phrase "flee at once - all is discovered" was a phrase in popular use at some time? I have my doubts about the accuracy of the suggestion that Canon Doyle sent such a telegram. The main source of that phrase I believe (unless it once was in popular use) was in Robert Penn Warren's "All the King's Men" which was written after Doyle was dead.
I received an actual telegram from my parents the first time I went away from home. I was with my high school band competing in the Knoxville, Tn, Dogwood Arts Festival's band competition. We were staying at the aging (on its last legs, really) Andrew Johnson hotel. Western Union was certain my mother was confused about Tennessee history and changed the address to the Andrew Jackson hotel. I still got it before our first competition and it was a surprise and a great example of how my stoic Appalachian mother could be thoughtful and loving. I still have the telegram, yellowed withe age.
Fascinating article. I read the ,all found out, flee at once, attributed to doyle in john bakers book & it was stated as fact so did a little internet investigation and found this article & read all the interesting commentaries. Also i loved the telegram that looks original from louis armstrong to be cool as iim a big fan of his music!
Fascinating article. I read the ,all found out, flee at once, attributed to doyle in john bakers book & it was stated as fact so did a little internet investigation and found this article & read all the interesting commentaries. Also i loved the telegram that looks original from louis armstrong to be cool as iim a big fan of his music!
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