August 12, 2005
I can see why they went out of their way to give the new Apple mouse a masculine name – Mighty Mouse.
They were hoping somehow they could keep you from noticing how terribly clitoris-like it is. I'm really enjoying mine – my new mouse!
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I used one at the nearby Mac store - my thoughts exactly!
And, contrary to what most of my male counterparts think, you don't need to push down too hard to use it. A slight touch gives great results.
Your clitoris is pearly white, has an apple embossed on it, and is about five inches long?
This is WAAAAAAAAYYY more information than anyone wanted. Well, more information than I wanted, anyway.
Robert: The referece is to the scroll button. And everyone is noticing it.
That's funny, that's how I refer to the small red nub mouse that's between the keys on an IBM Thinkpad...the clitoral mouse...
Wow, the Thinkpad button and... I did not realize I had some symbiotic skill development going on here.
Yeah, the Trackpoint has been called the "clit mouse" or "nipple mouse" since forever.
ross: Ohhhh...maybe I shouldn't have taken that '1984' ad so seriously...it explains a lot about my love life...thanks for the heads-up!
...And it's good we have no Freudians here to boringly lecture us on the "myth of the double click!"
If you click the [censored] you get the widgets – which could become a new slang term – but if you double click, you'll get back where you started.
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