August 20, 2026

"She won’t be here long"/"Next: H&M- the divorce"/"This is going to end in tears"/"My thoughts exactly. She does not want to be here. Lawyers will be circling...."

41 comments:

Smilin' Jack said...

"Prince Harry and Meghan moving back to UK this month/Duke and Duchess of Sussex have enrolled Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet in a British school and are preparing to leave California."

In the good old days King Chuckles would have them locked in the Tower of London.

I thought Harry had been denobilitied or something. Wouldn’t that make his children commoners as well?

Butkus51 said...

Luigi has more fans.

RideSpaceMountain said...

If Arday had conned his way to Duchess...

ChrisC said...

Ha, Ha. They have squeezed all the grifter juice out of the California lemon, now they are going to fuck off back to England.

n.n said...

Mom and dad married with children: Prince Archie and Princess Liibet. Cute. Keep going.

Quaestor said...

A burden lifted from our shoulders and heaped on those of the downtrodden British. Fuck 'em.

Peachy+2 said...

What is going on with White Progressive leftwing females?

Peachy+2 said...

oops - wrong thread.

Justabill said...

A self-deportation that we can all get behind?

Milo Minderbinder said...

America is in mourning today....

RideSpaceMountain said...

"What is going on with White Progressive leftwing females?"

The internet lowered the veil they erected that hid what they always were.

Iman said...

“Well, don’t let the Calunicornia state mandated child-safe screen door hit you on the bottom on your way out!”

Humperdink said...

Another wealthy couple fleeing Commiefornia. Gavin von Slick can’t buy a break.

tim maguire said...

**Smilin' Jack said...I thought Harry had been denobilitied or something. Wouldn’t that make his children commoners as well?**

I think it depends on timing--if they rejected their titles before or after the kids were born.

Arashi said...

The larger question is how long the Meghan will decide to stay with the no-longer royalty ginger? When she decides he is no longer a path to wealth and fame, how quickly will she dump him and go looking for a sugar daddy?

Whiskeybum said...

Harry and his children were born into nobility, so their titles will always remain. Also, the peerage titles of Duke/Duchess of Sussex will remain unless revoked by Parliament. On the other hand, Harry is now not referred to as His Highness.

Whiskeybum said...

Titles being “Prince/Princess”

rehajm said...

...congrats to all of us who had August 2026 in Kalshi...

tcrosse said...

Kate and Meghan unlikely to sit down for tea anytime soon. Likewise Will and Harry having a beer together. Harry is on the hook for millions of quid in legal fees, so Dad is likely to have to cough up.

rehajm said...

...and i think there was an out of touch royals notion that if they left the UK they would be anointed constitutional monarchs of California and therefore USA..Truly surprised the great unwashed didn't comply...

rehajm said...

...that and California's impending wealth tax...

Christopher B said...

Smiling Jack, you're thinking of the former Prince Andrew who was stripped of the titles he hadn't resigned by King Charles over his involvement with Epstein.

Harry is still styled the Duke of Sussex and Prince but agreed to stop using 'His Royal Highness' after he stopped performing duties as requested by the Royal family.

William said...

The break up that divorce lawyers lust after and obsessively fantasize about is the Bezos/Sanchez one. The H & M one will probably go according to the pre-nup. It probably won't be that lucrative.........I hope Travis and Tayloy keep it together for a few years. Their break up would traumatize millions of her fans and cripple the wedding industry for a generation........Bill and Hillary still together. .

Anne in Rockwall, TX said...

Arashi said...
The larger question is how long the Meghan will decide to stay with the no-longer royalty ginger? When she decides he is no longer a path to wealth and fame, how quickly will she dump him and go looking for a sugar daddy?

She's a little long in the tooth for a sugar daddy.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

They don't produce enough to live like California royals.

Prince Harry: Plan B: We can always go back to my father's.

Iman said...

teh Duchess of Suckass… amirite

hanuman_prodigious_leaper said...

Harry is now not referred to as His Highness.
So...
Mediumness or Lowness?

Aggie said...

Getting further and further 'away from the cameras'......

Narr said...

According to Simon Webb (History Debunked) Harry lied on his immigration form about the use of illegal drugs and is trying to beat a deportation order.

Sounds plausible to me.

RideSpaceMountain said...

Ace at Ace Of Spades joked that Harry was going to eventually sink so low that he'd end up doing porn. Gay bottom porn. Good for him it looks like he's lucky enough to be escaping CA without stooping so low, even for a '2nd son'....so far.

mezzrow said...

Who? Was she that girl on 'Suits'?
Imagine that. UK has an immigration problem.

WK said...

William said: Bill and Hillary still together. .

Spousal privilege is worth something. . .

WK said...

**Smilin' Jack said...I thought Harry had been denobilitied or something.

He acts like he has . . .

Joe Bar said...

Someone's not haaaaaaappppy here.

Josephbleau said...

They used to just move to London and drink and gamble, eventually dying of syphilis.

AZ Bob said...

Meghan's branding as the next Martha Stewart never materialized. At least in England, they have a career cutting ribbons.

tcrosse said...

The royal family can hire the PR firm that rehabilitated Camilla.

wildswan said...
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wildswan said...

She'll leave England in a short while or she'll become the first woman Jason Arday. She's no more nobility than he was an academic.

mccullough said...

Meghan is hands down better than Camilla. That dowdy divorcee is useless

FullMoon said...

Man, I am glad I avoided Harry and Megan as well as the Kardashians. Interesting that so far, only 2 women have commented, with Peachy doing it accidentally. Way to go "guys"

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