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But theyre gonna love him till the end of time!
And they're both in Fight Club!
So that's why he was smacking Meat Loaf so hard.
Were they going to a funeral or just trying to look all "hip in black"?
No one looks happy.
Sizewise, though, he'd be a meatball.
The day Knoxie said he didn't like his teddyyou knew he was a no-good kid...
2 out of 3 ain't bad.
Where's the rest of the family?
I just want you all to know that my three year old is eleventy times cuter than little Knox, in his $20 Levis, dinosaur T-shirt and Spiderman sunglasses.
Who has the sunglass franchise?
Pitts adopted children will be a good sample-of-one on how much of a role genetics plays. All his kids will have similar upbringing and education opportunities. let's see how they all do.
Wow, he really does look like a mini porn pimp, 70s or 90s rock star. Too bad there are no young rock stars anymore, much less will there be any by the time he grows up. It's all the more incredible because he's got the girl face and hair, so it's pure strut and male attitude. BIZARRE!! He looks like either
... He looks like he needs a cigarette.
Everyone knows Brad Pitt was artificially inseminated.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's son has no need for good looks. He was clearly making an ironic comment on how cuteness among pre-schoolers is overvalued by our society.
While Brad Pitt was being artificially inseminated George Clooney was there to stroke his hair. Hollywood Friends.
"Shooosh," Clooney whispered: "It will all be over in a minute or two. Focus on my hand, my Big Strong Boy."
Let's hope none of the other kids looks like Gary Busey.
I laughed.Out loud.
"There is Life inside you now," Clooney said reassuringly, "and that is a bigger thrill than winning an Oscar."
Brad had been told these Promises before, but from Clooney they felt different, more... penetrating. It is as if he was touched in a place too deep to ever have been touched before.
"We will get through this together," Clooney said. "One day we will look at that bronzed baster on the mantle and we will know that we did something Good."
Brad had wanted to have a child for so long, and now the Dream was coming True. Still, he could not shake a vague feeling of read and fear."You don't think Angelina will eat the baby, do you?" he said quietly, scared to have even voiced the Thought.
Clooney was quite at first: he had thought the same thing, too.
"Brad, my sweet, sweet boy," he said, running his fingers along Pitt's chin stubble."I will not let that happen."
"The baster is so cold, George."
"Do you mean impersonal, or just surface temperature?"
"Both," Brad whispered. "Both."
"We must be strong," George said, tickling Brad's ear in that way Brad so liked."Ben Affleck had the same fears you do, and look how it turned out for him"
"But Jennifer Garner would NEVER eat Ben's baby."
"You're right, but Jennifer Lopez -- now, she still might."
"Whatever you do, once this is over do not go texting Gwyneth again: she is in a Different Place."
"It's almost done, my little lion cub," George smiled. "Just a few seconds more."
Of course, when Angelina found out she was angry, betrayed: just because she was no longer a man didn't mean she didn't still have a Man's peculiar strain of Jealousy -- it was innate. After all, they can surgically remove your penis as a child but they cannot surgically remove your Spirit.
He DOES look like Meatloaf!Or maybe I'm just hungry?For the kid's sake, I gotta go with hungry. For meatloaf.
Betamax, yer crackin' me up!
It was better before they photo-shopped out the cigarette
Meatloaf and also an even smaller Paul Williams
Oh. I thought you meant an actual meatloaf.
The kid mostly dresses like Kanye.
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