February 16, 2013

Somehow... the 4-year-old child of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...

... looks like a miniature Meat Loaf.

46 comments:

rehajm said...

But theyre gonna love him till the end of time!

rehajm said...
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Saint Croix said...

And they're both in Fight Club!

Saint Croix said...

So that's why he was smacking Meat Loaf so hard.

chickelit said...
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chickelit said...

Were they going to a funeral or just trying to look all "hip in black"?

Irene said...

No one looks happy.

Pogo said...

Meatloaf again?

Pogo said...

Sizewise, though, he'd be a meatball.

Palladian said...

The day Knoxie said he didn't like his teddy
you knew he was a no-good kid...

edutcher said...

2 out of 3 ain't bad.

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Mary Beth said...

Where's the rest of the family?

Erika said...

I just want you all to know that my three year old is eleventy times cuter than little Knox, in his $20 Levis, dinosaur T-shirt and Spiderman sunglasses.

Ambrose said...

Who has the sunglass franchise?

SomeoneHasToSayIt said...

Pitts adopted children will be a good sample-of-one on how much of a role genetics plays. All his kids will have similar upbringing and education opportunities. let's see how they all do.

SOJO said...

Wow, he really does look like a mini porn pimp, 70s or 90s rock star. Too bad there are no young rock stars anymore, much less will there be any by the time he grows up. It's all the more incredible because he's got the girl face and hair, so it's pure strut and male attitude.

BIZARRE!!

He looks like either

SOJO said...

... He looks like he needs a cigarette.

betamax3000 said...

Everyone knows Brad Pitt was artificially inseminated.

William said...

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's son has no need for good looks. He was clearly making an ironic comment on how cuteness among pre-schoolers is overvalued by our society.

betamax3000 said...

While Brad Pitt was being artificially inseminated George Clooney was there to stroke his hair. Hollywood Friends.

betamax3000 said...

"Shooosh," Clooney whispered: "It will all be over in a minute or two. Focus on my hand, my Big Strong Boy."

EDH said...

Let's hope none of the other kids looks like Gary Busey.

tiger said...

I laughed.

Out loud.

betamax3000 said...

"There is Life inside you now," Clooney said reassuringly, "and that is a bigger thrill than winning an Oscar."

betamax3000 said...

Brad had been told these Promises before, but from Clooney they felt different, more... penetrating. It is as if he was touched in a place too deep to ever have been touched before.

betamax3000 said...

"We will get through this together," Clooney said. "One day we will look at that bronzed baster on the mantle and we will know that we did something Good."

betamax3000 said...

Brad had wanted to have a child for so long, and now the Dream was coming True. Still, he could not shake a vague feeling of read and fear.

"You don't think Angelina will eat the baby, do you?" he said quietly, scared to have even voiced the Thought.

betamax3000 said...

Clooney was quite at first: he had thought the same thing, too.

betamax3000 said...

"Brad, my sweet, sweet boy," he said, running his fingers along Pitt's chin stubble.

"I will not let that happen."

betamax3000 said...

"The baster is so cold, George."

betamax3000 said...

"Do you mean impersonal, or just surface temperature?"

betamax3000 said...

"Both," Brad whispered. "Both."

betamax3000 said...

"We must be strong," George said, tickling Brad's ear in that way Brad so liked.

"Ben Affleck had the same fears you do, and look how it turned out for him"

betamax3000 said...

"But Jennifer Garner would NEVER eat Ben's baby."

betamax3000 said...

"You're right, but Jennifer Lopez -- now, she still might."

betamax3000 said...

"Whatever you do, once this is over do not go texting Gwyneth again: she is in a Different Place."

betamax3000 said...

"It's almost done, my little lion cub," George smiled. "Just a few seconds more."

betamax3000 said...

Of course, when Angelina found out she was angry, betrayed: just because she was no longer a man didn't mean she didn't still have a Man's peculiar strain of Jealousy -- it was innate. After all, they can surgically remove your penis as a child but they cannot surgically remove your Spirit.

Penny said...

He DOES look like Meatloaf!

Or maybe I'm just hungry?

For the kid's sake, I gotta go with hungry. For meatloaf.

kentuckyliz said...

Betamax, yer crackin' me up!

dustbunny said...

It was better before they photo-shopped out the cigarette

dustbunny said...

Meatloaf and also an even smaller Paul Williams

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Indigo Red said...

Oh. I thought you meant an actual meatloaf.

nick said...

The kid mostly dresses like Kanye.