February 16, 2013

Somehow... the 4-year-old child of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...

... looks like a miniature Meat Loaf.

46 comments:

rehajm said...

But theyre gonna love him till the end of time!

rehajm said...
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Saint Croix said...

And they're both in Fight Club!

Saint Croix said...

So that's why he was smacking Meat Loaf so hard.

chickelit said...
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chickelit said...

Were they going to a funeral or just trying to look all "hip in black"?

Irene said...

No one looks happy.

KCFleming said...

Meatloaf again?

KCFleming said...

Sizewise, though, he'd be a meatball.

Palladian said...

The day Knoxie said he didn't like his teddy
you knew he was a no-good kid...

edutcher said...

2 out of 3 ain't bad.

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Mary Beth said...

Where's the rest of the family?

I Have Misplaced My Pants said...

I just want you all to know that my three year old is eleventy times cuter than little Knox, in his $20 Levis, dinosaur T-shirt and Spiderman sunglasses.

Ambrose said...

Who has the sunglass franchise?

SomeoneHasToSayIt said...

Pitts adopted children will be a good sample-of-one on how much of a role genetics plays. All his kids will have similar upbringing and education opportunities. let's see how they all do.

Anonymous said...

Wow, he really does look like a mini porn pimp, 70s or 90s rock star. Too bad there are no young rock stars anymore, much less will there be any by the time he grows up. It's all the more incredible because he's got the girl face and hair, so it's pure strut and male attitude.

BIZARRE!!

He looks like either

Anonymous said...

... He looks like he needs a cigarette.

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows Brad Pitt was artificially inseminated.

William said...

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's son has no need for good looks. He was clearly making an ironic comment on how cuteness among pre-schoolers is overvalued by our society.

Anonymous said...

While Brad Pitt was being artificially inseminated George Clooney was there to stroke his hair. Hollywood Friends.

Anonymous said...

"Shooosh," Clooney whispered: "It will all be over in a minute or two. Focus on my hand, my Big Strong Boy."

Wince said...

Let's hope none of the other kids looks like Gary Busey.

tiger said...

I laughed.

Out loud.

Anonymous said...

"There is Life inside you now," Clooney said reassuringly, "and that is a bigger thrill than winning an Oscar."

Anonymous said...

Brad had been told these Promises before, but from Clooney they felt different, more... penetrating. It is as if he was touched in a place too deep to ever have been touched before.

Anonymous said...

"We will get through this together," Clooney said. "One day we will look at that bronzed baster on the mantle and we will know that we did something Good."

Anonymous said...

Brad had wanted to have a child for so long, and now the Dream was coming True. Still, he could not shake a vague feeling of read and fear.

"You don't think Angelina will eat the baby, do you?" he said quietly, scared to have even voiced the Thought.

Anonymous said...

Clooney was quite at first: he had thought the same thing, too.

Anonymous said...

"Brad, my sweet, sweet boy," he said, running his fingers along Pitt's chin stubble.

"I will not let that happen."

Anonymous said...

"The baster is so cold, George."

Anonymous said...

"Do you mean impersonal, or just surface temperature?"

Anonymous said...

"Both," Brad whispered. "Both."

Anonymous said...

"We must be strong," George said, tickling Brad's ear in that way Brad so liked.

"Ben Affleck had the same fears you do, and look how it turned out for him"

Anonymous said...

"But Jennifer Garner would NEVER eat Ben's baby."

Anonymous said...

"You're right, but Jennifer Lopez -- now, she still might."

Anonymous said...

"Whatever you do, once this is over do not go texting Gwyneth again: she is in a Different Place."

Anonymous said...

"It's almost done, my little lion cub," George smiled. "Just a few seconds more."

Anonymous said...

Of course, when Angelina found out she was angry, betrayed: just because she was no longer a man didn't mean she didn't still have a Man's peculiar strain of Jealousy -- it was innate. After all, they can surgically remove your penis as a child but they cannot surgically remove your Spirit.

Penny said...

He DOES look like Meatloaf!

Or maybe I'm just hungry?

For the kid's sake, I gotta go with hungry. For meatloaf.

kentuckyliz said...

Betamax, yer crackin' me up!

dustbunny said...

It was better before they photo-shopped out the cigarette

dustbunny said...

Meatloaf and also an even smaller Paul Williams

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Indigo Red said...

Oh. I thought you meant an actual meatloaf.

This said...

The kid mostly dresses like Kanye.