August 13, 2010

"You have the smallest waist in the world. Look at that waist!"

"There's something about her I quite like."

32 comments:

Scott M said...

I hear Brad Pitt has offered her the role of a featured extra in the upcoming "World War Z".

Triangle Man said...

Wait, there is a new season of ANTM on? How could I have missed it?

c3 said...

There's a word for this.....


Yeah that's it


starvation

shirley elizabeth said...

My husband's hands can fit around my waist (or could a couple months ago...no way now with this pregnant belly!). I'm fully healthy, just inherited that famed hourglass shape and carry weight and muscle elsewhere (like my thighs). Just the way I was built.

Expat(ish) said...

First thought: porn hands. (Female porn stars are generally short with small hands. Think about it.)

Second thought: that would have freaked me out on a date. I have a penchant for womanly women, always had, but I dated some O/C chicks who were pretty darn thin, but never felt one might break in half. Shudder.

-XC

A.W. said...

yeesh that is creepy.

yeah, sorry but that is not at all sexy. oh, gee, is the straving ethiopian look.

creepy.

garage mahal said...

I hate bony chicks.

al said...

Yuck

ddh said...

No, no, no. Anorexia didn't look good the first time around. Don't bring it back.

Irene said...

She looks the badly photoshopped Ralph Lauren ad.

ironrailsironweights said...

Ugh. I prefer women who are a bit more curvy.

Of course, my main preference in women involves something entirely different.

Peter

Paul Zrimsek said...

That was a great picture of Miss J's reaction. You won't often see me resembling a black woman this closely.

traditionalguy said...

She has that slinky look which is a vulnerable female that needs a strong man's protection. Do not underestimate its power to seduce strong men. The other women will hate her for "cheating".

rhhardin said...

Tight lacing is coming back.

The Drill SGT said...

""You have the smallest waist in the world. Look at that waist!""

Obviously she has never seen Thai women

Big Mike said...

You can't put your arms around a woman like that. You'd break her like a twig.

Nals said...

Don't get that look. I'd split her in half.

lemondog said...

If she and NJ Gov Christie should ever meet and fall in love.......**gulp**

Youngblood said...

Back in the good ol' days, she'd be exhibited as a freak at the circus.

AST said...

Hey, his hands don't make it all the way around her!

But she does have a strong resemblance to a marionette.

Fred4Pres said...

She is attractive if a look of death camp survivors status is a turn on.

Or if you have a thing for Karen Carpenter.

Otherwise, not so much.

Penny said...

"There's something about her I quite like."

Oh come on, Tyra, you can be forthright about what it is you like about her. She is pretty enough and "odd" enough to be an instant media star, with "America's Next Top Model" reaping the eyeballs, and hence, the bucks.

Riding the waist of a waif is still perfectly legal.

William said...

I vaguely remember that in Gone With the Wind, the feminine ideal was a waist that could be encapsulated within a man's two hands--hence Mamie and the corset tugging. Tits and ass are the perennial favorites, but erogenous zones go in and out of style. I came of age with miniskirts, and, to this day, I have earnest admiration for plump upper thighs.

Penny said...

"Hey, his hands don't make it all the way around her!"

You DO know what they say about the size of a man's hands, AST? ;)

That tells me much more than I needed to know about Miss Jay! Ha ha.

That look on his face may have told HIM much more than he needed to know too!

Eric said...

It's not just her waist. Look at her rib cage. Even if she gained some weight she would look a bit freakish.

edutcher said...

She looks like she was one of Santo Tomas University's Class of '45.

shirley elizabeth, I'm sure you were (and are) beautiful.

And, yes, William nails it.

PS My God, garage and I agree twice in one week. The End Is Near!!!

bagoh20 said...

Doesn't bother me at all - I like the freaks. Why do you think I come here. HA!

Penny said...

"Doesn't bother me at all - I like the freaks. Why do you think I come here. HA!"

Um...just a guess...

Cause you are friggin' freaky, man! And dam' Althouse is an ol' hippie who's freakier than all of us combined!

Well that...plus... she wears a skirt!

Could it be she gives us all a comfortable place to... hide? :O

H. Gillham said...

Hand her a doughnut.

ken in sc said...

A woman like that would knee and elbow a man to death. It would take four or five pillows in order to sleep in the same bed with her--much less make love with her. It would be like trying to hug a pine cone.

kalmia said...

It's not just her tiny waist that makes her look like a freak. She's completely out of proportion, as though someone elongated her, especially her neck. She looks like Alice after eating the currant cake.

jamboree said...

It'd be hot if she had some hips and boobs, but as it is, she looks like a concentration camp victim.

(Disclosure: I have a quite small waist. It's been thickened somewhat by working out, but I would have been quite at home in the laced "stays" Scarlet O'hara era).