August 15, 2008

It's the new Bloggingheads.



(Thanks to the reader [Henry] who sent me this — based on this and this.)

18 comments:

Middle Class Guy said...
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Middle Class Guy said...

The guy on the left. Wright, still looks like a crack head who escaped from a POW camp after contracting AIDS. I did not know that Hillary Clinton did Bloggingheads.


James Woolsley agrees with me on that.

vbspurs said...

I don't understand how this is improved?

The chap on the left still looks like he needs a ham sandwich, and the chap on the right still looks like a wingnut.

(Just kidding. Brilliant stuff!)

Trooper York said...

Hey Mickey got a haircut.

Ron said...

Generous of Bob to fight it out with Marcotte, almost chivalrous even!

Ron said...

Bob is convinced that if we had only sent the "right signals" to Satan, that whole, "burn in eternal fire" thing wouldn't happen...

Middle Class Guy said...

Looks like a convict talking to a mother who wants nothing to do with him. A real "I told you so" moment.

blake said...

"It's not that I'm not open to selling my soul, but you're gonna have to give me something more compelling than a subscription to Vibe."

chickenlittle said...

Sell me the rights to the damn show Wright!

Geoffrey Firmin said...

Bob looks like James Earl Ray reporting live from prison. Creepy!

vbspurs said...

Satan looks like Mrs. Phelps a few seconds ago.

Un-be-freaking-lievable!

(How's that for creative framing?)

Cheers,
Victoria

Christy said...

Come on guys. This is the sexiest Wright has ever looked.

Middle Class Guy said...

Mom: You’re a bum!

Wright: But ma, I’m a blogger on Bloggingheads.

Mom: Blogger schmogger! You’re a bum!

Wright: But ma…

Mom: Don’t you ma me. Your brother is a doctor and your sister is a lawyer. You, what are you? A what? What is this buggery nonsense?

Wright: Ma…

Mom: And another thing, you, you , buggerer you. The only time you call me is when you need money. What do you do to earn your way? Are you on drugs again?

Wright: Mom, I am a popular and serious journalist who blogs. Blogs, not buggery. It is bloggery, I mean blogging.

Mom: What oh what did I ever do to deserve a son like you. Your poor father worked his fingers to the bone. He is rolling over in his grave to know his son is a buggerer. How do I tell people my son is a bugger? How does that sound; my son the buggerer.

Wright: Blogger ma…

Mom: Blogger, bugger, all the same thing. I will not give you one more penny until you straighten your life out. Not one penny.

Wright: Mom, I am a journalist.

Mom: Yeah, yeah. Journalist, buggerer, you are a disgrace, a disgrace! Why didn’t you go to law school or medical school?

Wright: Look ma, let me explain, I am a reporter who blogs…

Mom(shrieking): You are a schmuck! My son the schmuck! That is what you are!

Wright: Mom, pleeeeease…

Mom: I raised a whiny schmuck. Now hang up. I have to go. Your brother the doctor and your sister the lawyer are taking me to lunch. Far be it from my buggerer schmuck of a son to eve think of seeing his mother, let alone being seen in public with her. A disgrace.

vbspurs said...
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vbspurs said...

I deleted what I wrote about the cars because it's all due to MY lack of automotive skills, ladies. You needn't be slurred just because I'm ignorant about cars.

Now I say good night. ;)

Eli Blake said...

Well, Obama has clearly got a way to win the election after a week getting even more fit and trim in the Islands.

All he has to do is get McCain to agree to do a debate shirtless. Obama could look good doing it.

As for McCain--- let's just say some people look better with their shirt on.

The subtitle could be, "Buff vs. Gruff."

El Presidente said...

Who knew, Satan is a Neo-Con.

Baron Zemo said...

My dear lady, your self portraits are become increasingly baroque.