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Did you say "STINKY?"That's a bad word.
Sundown is getting later. Still, with your pale skin, it would be better if you were inside, doors locked, well in advance of sundown.Unless, you've got a Man on your arm. Then, you can go anywhere, anytime.
Are you saying Chelsea is a WHORE?The Clintons demand an apology, and your summary firing.
I heard the Food Network is going to use that store for a new show. It is a knock off of a show on another network.The show will feature various ways to make stinky cheese more attractive.They are going to call it Pimp My Cheese.I heard they are looking for someone's daughter to host it.
Pimp' and its many meaningsSunday, June 11, 2006The origin of the word "pimp" is not known. It is thought to come from the 16th century French word "pimper," which means "alluring or seducing in outward appearance."Pimps eventually became known as men who solicited clients for prostitutes, who in turn give all the money to the pimp.In recent times, the word has come to mean stylish, cool or successful.For example, "You got an 'A' on your science test. Go ahead, pimp."It can also be used as a verb meaning to highly decorate, customize.For example, "Let me pimp that white T-shirt for you."To pimp also mean to heavily promote something or take advantage of someone.Example, "They really pimped that new show on ABC." Or, "They made you work late but didn't pay any over time? They really pimped you."One form of the word is pimpin'. As a verb, pimpin' means living large, being successful, persuasive."I sold four houses this month. I'm big pimpin'."Pimpin' can also be used as a noun, "What's up, pimpin'?"The word is also used in the medical profession to describe the practice of peppering medical interns with questions in order to wear them down.Despite the insistence by some that pimping today has nothing to do with the negative image of yesteryear, there are numerous online games and products based on the stereotypical pimp.Keeppimpin.com is a multi-player online game where players "slap your hoes, pimp the streets and kill the competition." Similar games are Outpimp.com; Pimpwar.com and Pimpdaddy.comWeb sites like pimphats.com; phatpimpclothing.com and pimpcostumes.com sell items such as like royal blue suits, gold-handle canes, rhinestone-encrusted cups and fur coats etc.Sources: Wikipedia, Urban Dictionary, Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary....article in Pittsburg newspaper..
Well pimp me and pour me a tall glass of buttermilk!
Good one, bitch.
Hey Althouse, are you still pimping you son John's IMs?
Just something I happened to see today . . .I nearly died of laughter! Coughing fit and all that.If it’s true that Clapton is God then we need to come up with a new word for Althouse!P.S. Nice dog!
That's God as palindrome getting back.
It did not take long. Here is one persons response to the Shuster apology and Chelsea Clinton. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcdgtRZod-0
Woo to pimp my cheese. Although, cheese is more of a pimper than a pimpee.
This is no lie.Completely unprompted, Mrs. Bissage just brought me a plate of cheese.Miller approves!
Cheese up, nose down.
I just saw a film, The Diving Bell And The Butterfly, about a stroke victim, but I couldn't tell you whether it was or was not a great film or a tragic film or a moving film because the victim has 4, count 'em 4, of the most luscious French twats imaginable administering aid and comfort to him. Anyhow, this pimp thread seemed to call out for that comment.
Bissage-- Repo man?
Theo Boehm said... Middle Class Guy: That is POOR!Hey, I didn't make it. It was emailed to me. I just provided the service of passing it on.
Theo Boehm said... On the other hand, calling to mind either of the female Clintons, Russian "babes," or Henry Kissinger are all effective stragegies to prolong my part of the evening, if you know what I mean.Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Blake, this one’s for you:MILLER: A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything.Give you an example, show you what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone will say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp, out of the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.OTTO: You eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days?MILLER: I'll give you another instance. You know how everybody's into weirdness right now?
Heh, heh, heh, heh.
Cheese it...it's the pimps! I mean... the Clintons!
lol, BissageThat movie is quintessential '80s.I loved the cans of FOOD everywhere.
According to Politico, the Head Cheese wrote a letter to MSNBC about their behavior towrds her campaign. She implied that it was stinky and they better do something about it, like fire Shuster.She then oozed:“I would urge you to look at the pattern of behavior on your network that seems to repeatedly lead to this sort of degrading language,” Clinton wrote. “There’s a lot at stake for our country in this election. Surely, you can do your jobs as journalists and commentators and still keep the discourse civil and appropriate.”Let's see, US Senator running for President, and she is an attorney. What part of the Constitution doesn't she understand. She can disagree with inappropriate comments, but she has no right, duty, or obligation to demand action. Welcome to the new USA folks!
Painfully obvious, I know, but MCG typed "oozed" and where I come from that means something was "runny."Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, the Cheese Shop sketch!
Bissage,That was a very nice, runny trip down memory lane. It oozed with English humor. What is it about the word oozed?
Hey Trooper, what’s the best way to make a cheese sandwich? That’s right, use PIMPernickel bread!!!And now that we’ve spritzed seltzer all over these threads, it’s time to slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini!!!* rimshot *
What is it about the word oozed?I could slur the answer, but that would "b" telling.[ hic! ]
And you know what?That first joke can be improved.How does ALTHOUSE make a cheese sandwich?Ha!
Then it could have been Sharon Stone and Andie Macdowell, I get confused sometimes.
oooh i love stinky cheeseand bissage and trooper yorks jokestommy the boy whose computer i usejust got back from playing the guitar at a church talent show thingeyyawnanyway he turned on the computer and voilaits stinky cheese time on my fave blogwith a rhinestone pimp sign nearbygo figureanyway just today mom gave everybodysome really nice english cheddar with lunchit came from some expensive cheese shop mom goes tomom is french so she always has stinky and runny cheesearound the kitchen much to dads disgustand she spends a lot of money at the expensive cheese shopmuch to dads disgustbut i dont mindmmmm love that runny cheeseanyway tommy dropped a whole half inch cube--thats 12mm for those of you on planet metric--of yummy english seaside chedder on the floor for methank you tommyi had a very nice dinnernow if someone would only leave a little capful of guiness stout on the flooryou know i see some really prime cockroach real estatein that picture at the top of this posti could move in between those counter topsand have cheese breakfast lunch and dinner every dayon the other hand it would be boring yawnso i think ill stay where i am and eat a more varied dietmom is both french and messyand dad thinks shes hotso we are all happyi guess i shouldnt talk about food all the timei could argue politics on the internet insteadbut im afraid if i say anything other thanhooray for mrs clintongo hillary we love youhillary is the most experienced candidatesen clinton has the best interests of working families at hearthillary will see to it education is no 1mrs clintons health care plan is the bestsen clinton will bring our troops home because she supports themmrs clinton will make sure your taxes are fairhillary loves the little childrenand all the animals who come to hear her speechesand the birds sit on her shoulders when she talks--oops thats going too far--anyway if i talk politics and dont say all thatim afraid someone will come alongand squash me just like thatlook whats happened to everybody who gets out of linevis a vis the clintonsso ill just talk foodand sing hillarys praisesand hope tommy leaves some of that pepperoni pizza on the counterand i don't get squashedi know this is too long but i just want to saybissage and trooper york--please please please take over these threadsbecause you are really funnyand help settle my stomachafter an evening of eating cheesenot to mention thinking about mrs clinton
you know i have the uncomfortable feelingi just stepped all over everybodys linessorry guystiming is everything in this business
Please accept my extreme thanks, Mr. Cockroach!You should know I’ve been a huge fan of yours from the very start.(And no, I haven’t figured out who you used to be.)But now it’s time for me to feed the damn cats before going to bed.Seeing as you’re up and about, I’ll spill some of their food so they won’t notice.But give it fifteen minutes or so.They’ll be asleep by then.Better safe than sorry.
thanks for the offer, bissagei like cats especially if they are asleepits rats you really have to watch out forand believe me im saying nothing here about the clintonsif you havent figured it out by nowi actually used to be luckyoldsonbut i woke up one morning and had 6 legs2 antennas etc fortunately i was getting smaller and smaller as wellso i wasnt a burden on the familyand could just scoot away to seek my fortuneand not leave them with some giant insect to buryshould I die
The PIMP meter is used in the production of Provolone cheese. The meter is placed on the coagulating curds and when it no longer sinks to the bottom the cheesemaker Pours In Milk Promptly hence the name PIMP meter.
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