There's some desperately bad graffiti under that bridge (the one with the bats):
Man, that second one is so bad it makes me want to crumple up into a helpless ball of emotion and whimper "Hold me!"
Let's go to the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema and do the "Jesus Christ Superstar" singalong:
There's some sort of Cows on Parade type thing with guitars going on in Austin:
This one somehow represents Billy Bob Thornton.
If my eyeballs had the wings of an angel.