"Those fidgeting buds I had been staring at earlier are enlarged because they are sexually frustrated female plants hungry for male pollen."

"While the science is still out, it makes a natural kind of sense that a horny female plant would be a place to look for a sexual enhancer for women. Yes!"

So concludes Lester Black in "A Friday Night with Weed Lube, a Dominatrix, and a Bunch of Horny Plants."

And while we're perusing the oeuvre of Lester Black, here's his new piece about THCa crystalline:

A couple of weeks ago, I did something that looked remarkably similar to smoking meth. I used a blowtorch to heat up a glass pipe, dropped a white crystal-like rock into it, and inhaled a cloud of vapor that sent me into a deeply stoned state. Every muscle in my body relaxed like I was floating on a cloud, and I could feel each mellow beat of my heart. My mind moved from one idea to another in a disorienting spin.

The crystals I smoked don't resemble the leafy green buds of cannabis, but they're actually a highly concentrated form of weed. What I was dabbing is called THCa crystalline, and it's the crème de la crème of the cannabis concentrate world, where dabbable extracts routinely test over 90 percent THC, but only crystalline reaches the 100 percent mark....

Expect lots more journalism like this. Black is writing from Seattle, where pot is now legal, but on the stroke of the new year, pot comes to the most beautiful people in the world:

Will anyone find anything intelligent to say on this subject? I don't think pot will help anyone say anything interesting. I expect a fall off in the quality of commentary, such as endless banalities about how Donald Trump is a reason to use drugs.