I've long been a fan of this kind of hairdo. When I was a teen, in the 1960s, I imagined myself becoming famous as the hairdresser who invented the style called The Mess-Up. How could you get people to rave about your brilliant work when what you were doing is messing up their hair? I don't know, but it's genius if you can make that happen. I had the vision to mess up the hair just the right way, the way that looks so nonchalant and witty.
Life took me elsewhere, but the inspiration of The Mess-Up must have formed an underlying anti-structure.
You know, I didn't stumble across that link myself. Meade texted it to me, and I'm pretty sure that had to do with my criticism of the hair of the women on the various news commentary TV shows he watches. I loathe the shows, but I sit there, often with noise-cancellation AirPods in while I read my iPad, but I do take in the visuals enough to become annoyed by the messy cocker-spaniel ears that festoon the female heads. Make is sleek! Pin it up! Look professional!

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Skinny as she is, I like what Kat Timpf. Pity that Gutfield comes on after your bedtime.
As routine for NYT and younger writers who didn't live through it, the realities of the pre-WWW era are muddled.
Here, grunge gets misinterpreted. The era followed from (1) poor/pre-breakout bands of the 1980s such as Sonic Youth and the Replacements who bought what they could afford, and (2) the anti-Hair Metal, anti-MTV musicians who wanted to be known for their music rather than their appearance. These groups overlapped.
Not everyone wanted to make videos in the style of Tom Petty, Michael Jackson, Madonna, or Peter Gabriel. The "grunge" label made sense because Nirvana wasn't into fashion and stuck out like a sore thumb. They were just a regional, college, and bar band before that. The later post-Pearl Jam "grunge" bands adopted grunge as a trendy fashion choice. Grunge the became the male-oriented alternative to the hair and makeup of female-friendly Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, Ratt, Poison, and Winger.
Messy, sloppy public fashions emerge and then fade with every generation as they mature. This included cut-off jeans, women wearing exposed bra straps and flip-flops to work, and young men pairing a suit jacket with causal pants (not a blazer/sport coat). It's teenage/young adult thinking and looks foolish after a few years. Always.
It’s a form of rebellion for those needing a bit of that. Like the tattoo or piercing craze, you can decide to align with people outside your predetermined or familial circle in order to get a rise from others, to get noticed.
Funny the article ignores the actual clothing at a fashion show.
Enigma said...
As routine for NYT and younger writers who didn't live through it ...
I lived through it, but had no connection to or realization of it. Thank you for the history lesson.
After the MET Gala this year, these people can sit down and stop talking about style.
"you look like you combed your hair with an eggbeater" - mezzrow's mom
If you keep your hair medium and tight, you never have to comb or brush it
Bedhead is the product for you.
Ugh. Latest trend for fashion models to look like trans women is oodles worse than heroin Chic
The irony is it takes five times as long to style messy hair.
Finally an issue on which I can comment with passion and confidence! The missus and I were literally just discussing the “TV Extension” problem with lady hair in the news biz when my eyes moved from the ladies onscreen to this post on my phone. Those unnatural looking forward combed hair extensions which appear to grow out of the back of their necks and sweep around to fall in shiny waves onto their chests.
Perhaps worse, in the early ‘90s when I travelled a lot for work I had short hair that I simply messed up and spiked. I posit that Althouse’s Messed Up do did become a thing.
Further, I really like a slightly mussed do on pretty woman. It’s strangely attractive. As twenty-somethings we indelicately used the term JBF hair and maybe that’s why I still feel a little zing seeing it.
Lowered expectations is a planned progression.
The comment about grunge in the opening quote is IMO a misplaced reference to Punk not really attributable to Grunge.
A fashionable statement is a model of consensus.
Bloc Lives Matter (BLM)
What would be better is to stop using shampoo and conditioner completely.
Your hair is healthier if you just wash it out with water and you wont get dandruff anymore.
It is almost as if we developed hair and a scalp that didn't need shampoo and someone came along with an idea for how to dump a product they were throwing away in some production process.
I particularly love the commercials for shampoo that gets rid of dandruff. It is ironic.
I wanna Mexican Weather Girl
I wanna Mexican whoa-oh Weather Girl
h/t Stanard Ridgway
In the words of Courtney Love, “Live Through This.”
Hippies think that stale body odor and marijuana residue can be covered up with even more stinky patchouli oil. They also think that smushing their hair into never-washed, unwashable dreadlocks is fine.
They are wrong. If you don't bathe or groom, people notice. "Fashion victims" became a common expression long ago.
Stupid trends. Zoolander is not supposed to be a how to manual
Gavin Newsom's entire career is a Ken Doll - Zoolander mash up.
Men appreciate the neck. Natural hair sets it off and partially obscures it and an “up do” really exposes it. But those extensions, which have multiplied on TV news like tribbles on ecstacy, completely change the way the neck presents on camera. Once I saw it I was unable to NOT see it. Now I hunt for the occasional hold-out like Kennedy (Lisa Kennedy Smith), who does Gutfeld’s two shows fairly often, and has resisted applying extensions. She still has a neck.
It was almost 20 years ago that some young celebrities went through a "no shampoo" phase. Some of them stopped bathing to, if memory serves. I can say that we were visiting family in Southern California during that period and ran into a pretty young celebrity at Neptune's Net in Malibu, and she smelled.
It's true, I think, that you won't get dandruff if you stop using shampoo and just use water, the universal solvent. But you won't smell "modern." You will stand out. You may not know it - you will get nose-blind to your own scent - but others will notice, and because we live in a mostly polite society, no one will tell you. If everyone smelled natural, it'd be no thing, but that's not the world we live in - this is of course only my opinion.
We had friends who made their own laundry detergent. They always smelled a little sour. No one told them - or at least, no one told them for quite some time. But maybe eventually someone did, because eventually they stopped smelling that way.
A possible secret of Javier Milei's popularity.
It won't sell in Dallas, hon.
I also don't like the hair style that looks like messy cocker spaniel ears. (Great description by Ann). I always thought that Kristi Noem was exhibit A for that style. She needed a haircut.
“ Do you ever get used to the smell?”
“What smell?”
I'm here today because my wife asked me, "Do you still follow that woman with the wonderful hair?"
I haven't touched my hair in years.
Because I keep it very short. Not a buzz cut. Just short. Because the top is thin and I'm not going to do a combover, which is a dumb thing to do anyway, but I have curly hair and it would look doubly stupid if I tried.
Jamie said...
It's true, I think, that you won't get dandruff if you stop using shampoo and just use water, the universal solvent. But you won't smell "modern." You will stand out. You may not know it - you will get nose-blind to your own scent - but others will notice, and because we live in a mostly polite society, no one will tell you. If everyone smelled natural, it'd be no thing, but that's not the world we live in - this is of course only my opinion.
In Afghanistan they could smell us coming from over a mile away if the wind was wrong.
I was myself more than once a day in the shower. I just use a brilo pad instead of soap.
When your skin is healthy you barely have to use a towel when you get out of the shower. I also shave excess body hair including armpit hair reducing the surfaces bacteria can grow on.
There are all sorts of great no aluminum deodorants that can cover the gaps on hot muggy days.
Stripping your skin of natural oils and then using coconut oil to "moisturize" makes absolutely no sense. But women have lots of money to spend on face cream after stripping their face with body wash. The entire industry is just ridiculous.
My wife has done spikes, which she looks good with, and various straight lengths, which she looks good with, and pony tail, which she looks good with, and perm, which she looks good with. Sensing a trend here...
I have zero patience for haircuts. These days I just use a buzzer with a 12mm rake. Nobody complains, so OK.
I believe Bod Dylan was a pioneer in the intentionally unkept hair look.
When I was a kid in the 60s, my parents would put this thick goop in my hair so I had that 'slicked down' look to my hair. It was called, Tres Flores Brilliantine. Over at pomade.com, they say, "It's an awesome jasmine and chrysanthemum scent. Inside the container you see a super shiny grease. It has an awesome scent and the scent stays strong all day!"
I thought it smelled terrible. So after that, I almost never put hair products in my hair to try and make it a certain shape.
"The idea that trying too hard is deeply uncool is... nothing new. In the ’90s, it was the central dogma..."
On a related note, in the 90s, a black kid studying hard in school would get taunted for acting White
I don’t mind messy, but those girls look like their hair has been falling out in clumps. Vitamin deficiency is never a good look.
Fred Drinkwater said...
I have zero patience for haircuts.
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So do I. My wife cuts my hair, what's left of it.
One stereotype I've never encountered in my life is the chatty, friendly barber. I've found them to be uniformly taciturn, even standoffish. Never understood that, given that they are in a personal service business.
I also never understood why most barbers choose to be closed on weekends, when it seems obvious that's when most of your clientele is available.
Tousled. It used to be called tousled. If you have curly hair, it's kinda the default unless you have the time and money to chemically straighten it or blow it straight every day. Even when you pin it up, it does its own thing and you have to go with it.
This tip probably came from the same fashion house that brought us shredded jeans (which I find loathsome).
Came here to recommend The Diplomat. The secret service hair joke is priceless.
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