Writes Mark Leyner, reviewing "Brother Brontë" in "I’ll Have the Psychedelic Dystopia With Everything on It/Fernando A. Flores’s new novel imagines a bleak world where books are illegal and deprivation is the norm. It’s a blast" (NYT).
At one point, Leyner asserts, "'Brother Brontë' is like that mythical sub sandwich with literally everything on it."
For the annals of Things I Asked Grok: "I'm reading about 'a mythical sub sandwich with literally everything on it.' What's that?" and "The NYT used the expression as if it might be from some comedian and I got the impression that 'everything' was portrayed as literal, beyond just food, and including every item in the world, in the universe. Reminds me of the old Woody Allen [?] joke about a Zen monk asking at a deli counter, 'Make me one with everything.'"
In its answer, Grok formulated a joke I actually liked: "I ordered a sub with everything—now it’s got salami, provolone, the Andromeda Galaxy, and my childhood trauma, and the guy’s still asking if I want it toasted!"
In its answer, Grok formulated a joke I actually liked: "I ordered a sub with everything—now it’s got salami, provolone, the Andromeda Galaxy, and my childhood trauma, and the guy’s still asking if I want it toasted!"
38 comments:
”… and the guy’s still asking if I want it toasted!"
No! You never toast a sub with everything.
Make me one with everything…
You could toast an "everything" bagel. - Hagel.
I’ll Have the Psychedelic Dystopia With Everything on It.
All that and a bag of Doritos?
Sounds like a Kamala Harris administration "what if"?
"Many days pass in darkness, the sun and moon and stars blocked out by volcanic smoke and toxic ash, a pall sometimes red, orange or yellow. Water is rationed. People buy homemade toilet paper from peddlers on the street using the tabs from aluminum cans as currency. There’s no internet, no television or radio. Wandering immigrants seeking asylum sleep packed in the tail of a crashed jetliner."
So is this a quote from Chuck Shumer about what will happen if government is shut down?
Rocco said...
"Many days pass in darkness, the sun and moon and stars blocked out by volcanic smoke and toxic ash, a pall sometimes red, orange or yellow. Water is rationed. People buy homemade toilet paper from peddlers on the street using the tabs from aluminum cans as currency. There’s no internet, no television or radio. Wandering immigrants seeking asylum sleep packed in the tail of a crashed jetliner."
So is this a quote from Chuck Shumer about what will happen if government is shut down?
America in Newsomes second term as prez.
TRY.. TRY TO THINK.. how/why/where would "books" be "illegal"?
i Realize that this book, and this review AREN'T for people that think, but TRY..
HOW would this make ANY SENSE?
society has collapsed.. There is NO ability or resources for ANYTHING..
SO, we spend what we DON'T HAVE, making books "illegal"?
not, books were ALL burnt as fuel..
not, books were torn up, and used as money..
not, books were torn up, and used as toilet paper..
but BOOKS ARE ILLEGAL??
Fallout did it first with more creativity. Bottle caps as currency, downed planes used as homes, a post-apocalyptic world without usable tech.
Gaming is still the red-headed stepchild.
Rowling beat him there with Every Flavor Beans. Yech.
I gave you a twenty for that sandwich. Where's my change?
--Change comes from within.
A toasted sub is a grinder.
One person's dystopia is another's utopia. That was the evolution of "The Walking Dead." Starting out in butchery and horror, it was sort of pleasant at the end, with everyone growing their own food and travelling by horse wagons.
Marxism went through a similar trajectory. The original goal was abundance. Now it's limits and scarcity "to save the planet" What might have looked like hell is now the very heaven for the eco-left. Was that a recent development though, or a belated admission that communism had never actually provided the abundance it promised?
Now, here's an insider tip: Go to Jersey Mikes and order a classic Italian, Mike Style (light), on artisan Parmesan bread. Get hot mustard and mayo, and everything on the table, every single thing they have. It's awesome. When I order it, the people in line behind me invariably say 'that looks good', really - more often, than not they say this, just looking at it being made.
Sounds like a fun read.
mmmm grilled galaxy.. sliced thin. Can't beat it.
This sounds as believable as The Handmaid's Tale, and probably written to appeal to the same AWFL demographic.
Any time , any place where women are attempting to love exuberant, authentic lives, you can bet the men are going to be suffering.
Lazarus; "One person's dystopia is another's utopia."
Exactly why we escaped from California a few years ago, my friend
Wow. Are we back to "Stand on Zanzibar" 1968 and "The Sheep Look Up" 1972? So original.
One of those books has my favorite bit of "prediction", in the form of a eco-friendly "Freon powered car". Just a few years before the ozone hole was found.
"People buy homemade toilet paper from peddlers on the street using the tabs from aluminum cans as currency. There’s no internet, no television or radio. Wandering immigrants seeking asylum sleep packed in the tail of a crashed jetliner.... The possession of books is illegal. In their indefatigable resourcefulness, people fabricate their own media to clandestinely convey text, like the 'halceamadon,' a complexly folded piece of parchment paper containing a microscript written backward. "
Ah, I see, an alternate history set in a world where Hillary Clinton won in 2016!
"At the crux of it all is a cohort of intractable women who resist the prevailing regime and struggle to live authentic, exuberant lives in the face of tyrannical repression and widespread deprivation....."
Whoa! Hey! Never woulda see that one coming!
"People buy homemade toilet paper from peddlers on the street"
So, the NYTimes and WaPo still being published after the apocalypse?
I read A Canticle for Liebowitz, Miller, and Farnham’s Freehold, Heinlien. Not in need of a feminist version.
“i Realize that this book, and this review AREN'T for people that think”
Well, the review would definitely remove any desire to read the book, so mission accomplished. Critical thinking is essential to reading any media. Even the lightweight stuff.
"At the crux of it all is a cohort of intractable women who resist the prevailing regime and struggle to live authentic, exuberant lives in the face of tyrannical repression and widespread deprivation....."
Planet of the Mary Sues!
JSM
"At the crux of it all is a cohort of intractable women who resist the prevailing regime and struggle to live authentic, exuberant lives in the face of tyrannical repression and widespread deprivation....."
Welcome to Cuba: Ladies in White (Damas en Blanco)
"El movimiento de las Damas de Blanco fue creado por un grupo de mujeres, familiares de 75 disidentes y periodistas independientes detenidos y sancionados en marzo de 2003 a elevadas condenas de cárcel tras una ola de represión del Gobierno cubano conocida como la Primavera Negra."
'The movement of the Ladies in White was formed by a group of women, relatives of 75 dissidents and independent reporters detained and charged in March of 2003 to enhanced prison sentences following a wave of repression from the Cuban Government known as the Black Spring.'
Sounds like when the Democrat Party wins the last election which is unsurprisingly is the last election.
I heard the joke as the Dali Lama going into a pizza joint and saying, "Make me one with everything." Someone actually told this joke to the DL once. He did not laff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c
I just saw an ad for a toasted sub!
like Fahrenheit 451 but for idiots,
"Named a Most Anticipated Book of 2025"
So far has two reviews on Amazon, one five star, one two star. It was published five days ago, doesn't seem to have been much anticipated.
A toasted sub is a grinder
How to identify if someone’s from Boston: Ask them to say Tommy drove his sister to Star Market, then they’re stopping at Rondo’s for a grinder and a tonic…
The dystopian genre and the magical realism genre need a moratorium. Exhausted.
You medicare people need to do an experiment. Figure everythin you put into it, everything you took out of it, forgive yourselves ofcourse forthe real illnesses, then contemplate your waste.
Sorry again for the double comment. I can't figure it out. Cheap Amazon pad.
The snippet sounds a lot like what you'd see if you took a wrong turn in some Latin American (or Asian or African or, indeed, North American) cities. The book sounds like it could be terrible:
Two women fight to save their dystopian border town―and literature―in this gonzo near-future adventure.
The year is 2038, and the formerly bustling town of Three Rivers, Texas, is a surreal wasteland. Under the authoritarian thumb of its tech industrialist mayor, Pablo Henry Crick, the town has outlawed reading and forced most of the town’s mothers to work as indentured laborers at the Big Tex Fish Cannery, which poisons the atmosphere and lines Crick’s pockets.
Scraping by in this godforsaken landscape are best friends Prosperina and Neftalí―the latter of whom, one of the town’s last literate citizens, hides and reads the books of the mysterious renegade author Jazzmin Monelle Rivas, whose last novel, Brother Brontë, is finally in Neftalí’s possession. But after a series of increasingly violent atrocities committed by Crick’s forces, Neftalí and Prosperina, with the help of a wounded bengal tigress, three scheming triplets, and an underground network of rebel tías, rise up to reclaim their city―and in the process, unlock Rivas’s connection to Three Rivers itself.
Don't critique it too loudly if you're in an Austin, Texas bookstore. Fernando Flores works there to pay his bills.
Some of the best scifi reads explore a single concept, and expound on that. Throwing in every concept under the sun (universe!) just doesn't work. But I suppose such dystopia is a leftists desire but cannot just pick one - they have to have everything at someone elses expense.
Anonymous,
Try "Earth Abides" George Stewart, and "Alas, Babylon" Pat Frank.
"Canticle" is a big favorite of mine.
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