😂🤣Michael Cohen keeps getting trolled during a livestream about fleeing the USpic.twitter.com/ZodVV17rG7
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) November 8, 2024
November 8, 2024
"I'm not leaving anyway. This is my country. You leave."
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Go back to jail you swindler
I don't recall who Michael Cohen is, although he sounds like a New Yorker so I'll guess a vague-ish Trump tie. Does he deserve a Celebritney tag? (Honestly did think that was a tag)
Bono said he'd drive a car off a cliff if Trump won. That'll be better than Evil Knievel jumping the Snake River Canyon.
I still don't get why Cher is not announcing her move to Canada.
And why did Kamala Harris and Joe Biden call Literally Hitler to congratulate him for his history victory in the last ever American election?
Shouldn't they be denouncing his Dictatorship?
He's about to.
And here I was worried he'd make aliyah before President Trump got back into office. Let's see how you do without the DoJ as your shield, scumbag.
He went full retard. You should never go full retard.
He was Trump's bagman. He would pay off the women Trump was grabbing by the pussy when he was a private citizen. Those women would then take the money and keep quiet because they're all prostitutes.
But then Stormy Daniels (one of the hookers) got an attorney named Michael Avenetti. He is currently cooling his heels in federal prison for the next 10 years for trying to extort $25 million from Nike. Oh, yeah, he also stole the money he extorted from Trump for Daniels (about $300,000). She's now suing him.
Trump has a strong pimp hand. Not as strong as Doug Emhoff, but pretty strong.
Jazz-handed Tampon Timmy Walz didn’t even beat Trump in his home county in Minnesota.
"I'm smart! Not dumb...not like everybody says, but smart! I'm smart and I want respect!"
- Michael "Tough Guy" Cohen, He's smart
He promised to leave. What a pack of schniveling lying soros funded freaks.
they can't even keep their promises to leave.
Fabulous! Cohen deserves to be made fun of every chance he gives us!
The Canadians don't want any American expats.
https://x.com/HebiMetalUro/status/1854050984244425072?t=ATK4ioOs00ZpcoUZft6bzg&s=19
Former Trump lawyer who advised him how to label payments wants to get out of Dodge. Quelle surprise!
What platform is Cohen using and Heavens to Betsy wouldn't you expect a button to push that will block that?
Trump's hiring has often been almost unbelievably bad. Susie Wiles will no doubt introduce considerable order to this whole thing.
wants to get out of Dodge. Quelle surprise!
11/8/24, 8:14 AM
No. He doesn't.
Leave or stay, you're a loser.
I am not a cat.
He promised he’d leave and said he was getting a passport with a different name lol
It’s Schadenboner Friday, people!!!
He probably tweeted that from those windy roads around Cap Ferret where "The Edge" lives.
Lol! That goomba is funny! Is that one of those New York ginnies who was in The Sopranos? No soup for you! Funny...
How can we miss him if he won't go away?
Speaking of Canada, why don't we just liberate them and annex the whole place. Aren't they tired of having Generalissimo Trudeau seizing their bank accounts and forcing them to constantly say everything in two languages?
can we pass, a Simple Rule, that says:
IF you BRAG, that you will Leave the US *if* something happens..
THEN when that thing happens.. you HAVE TO leave
??
A convicted liar who got out of jail with minimum time served due to "connections". Obnoxious, stupid, and untrustworthy. Trump sure can pick 'em!
I couldn't even get through 30 seconds. After 5, I wanted to reach through the screen and punch his face.
Cohen is a man of his …billable hours. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Who fucking cares about this guy?
When you get to the border, just yell "@$#&# Dudley Dooright! No person is illegal!" and they will let you past.
Yep, he hired Omarosa. What the hell was he thinking.
Who is surprised to find that Michael Cohen lied once again?
That was hilarious. First laugh of the day. Thank you so much.
However I don’t understand how that was done. Was a viewer adding those images to his feed without Cohen having the ability to stop them? Or was that video AI? However it was done, just wonderful. And yes (sigh) in the US you have the freedom to say you’re going to leave the country and then not leave. It makes you look like an idiot - but hey, all freedoms have consequences.
Stick a fork in the turkey. And send him back to the graybar hotel where he belongs.
Cohen can’t leave the country. It would violate his parole.
Sounds like a man who after finding no first world country that would give him a visa, then checked the terms of his parole, "changed his mind" about leaving the USA.
TikTok and X are fully of the wailings....and threats!..... of the lefties today. Libs of TikTok has some beauts.
The tolerant left is having a rough time.
- Krumhorn
I just wish Elon Musk had invested $100K in buying up a big block of economy airline tickets, departing a month after the election, to various foreign cities so that when idiots like Cohen and Cher start threatening to leave he could just mail one out to them. Destination city would be dependent on how much of an asshole the recipient is. I know they wouldn't use them, but I bet it would just destroy their egos to have one show up in the mail.
↖️Inga… has disappeared.
Time to publicize this on a milk carton?
As God as my witness, I did not know turkeys could talk.
Yes, Eva Marie, there are some communication apps ("Line" for example) that allow your friends to edit your appearance as you do your video calls. It's fun when it's your family or close friends. But as Cohen found out, it's savagely hilarious when it's by people who want to make you look even more like a fool.
She drank too much toxic Maddow Koolaid. Her head is still in the toilet.
"..why don't we just liberate them and annex the whole place."
Eh, Americans tried that a few times, it never worked out. Better to leave them to themselves so they can sort out their own mess.
There's a demonstration of why to avoid THAT medium.
I wish I could upvote this. It still makes me laugh, just thinking about that video.
That’s guinea, dago, wog, or jibone, thank you very much.
Muy fonny.
How can anyone who follows all this not know who Michael Cohen is?
I'm guessing that his statement belies his actions. Fleeing prosecution might be a good plan.
That's not Michael Cohen. That's Woody Allen. At least if you only listen to the audio.
Now that's classic!
"Obnoxious, stupid, and untrustworthy."
Get a fucking mirror, Dude.
Some sliver of Trump's margin of victory is down to the fact that the Right have become skilled at trolling and the Left's hysteria has made them easy targets.
The video of the young men asking people with Harris yard signs to take illegal aliens into their homes is a classic of the genre
https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2024/11/04/youtuber-kamala-harris-immigrants/
None of them are leaving. They are paid to lie and never shut up
One loses track of everyone at some point. I am most excellent at forgetting things!
ISWYDT (smirk)
Tina Trent
"That’s guinea, dago, wog, or jibone, thank you very much."
Should be wop, not wog. Autocorrect has its racial slurs confused.
“You big dummy!”
—— Fred Sanford
That would be an early Christmas gift for me. Can’t stand his singing, his music or his insufferable, self-reverential persona.
Only decent song they ever put out was teh one with BB King.
IMHO
Thanks.
That was pretty damn funny.
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