September 5, 2024

Designing the nursery for the baby boy.

A TikTok video, so I'll put it after the jump.
@emilyzugay

designing my baby’s nursery so cute 💙

♬ Heavy electric guitar riff instrument - setzer

24 comments:

Leland said...

A toxic nursery that enhances masculinity. I like it, except for the fire. To on the nose for the hell she just described.

RideSpaceMountain said...

Big Mommy Is Watching You

n.n said...

Mother Headroom.

The Godfather said...

"Mom, this loud lady has a ring in her nose. It's gross! Tell her to go away. Oh, and also, tell her to Shut Up!"
And if there had been any moms like that in 1943, my Mom would have kicked their a*s.
And my Mom was pretty liberal for the time.

Wince said...

A phone with Child Protective Service on speed dial?

wildswan said...

Why is there no bacon? And why no charcoal grill? You can't start rightthink too soon.

David53 said...

I wish she was my granddaughter.

Gator said...

Fake fake fake fake. Don’t get why people fall for this

Peachy said...

The napoleon dynamite monotone voice is funny when she cracks up.

Bob Boyd said...

No AR-15? He could make his own dead animals with that.

FullMoon said...

We have a young male peripheral. First time he put on the Ruby Red slippers, mom got rid of all the Disney Princess stuff left over from the older girls.
The picture I texted her with him in the Cinderella dress and tiara may have contributed. The blue dress did match his eyes.

Cannot understand her surprise, she has known me her whole life.
At least I didn't take him grocery shopping dressed like that.

FullMoon said...

On the other hand, she kinda anxious when I let him shoot the BB gun pistol in the garage.

Narr said...

That was extremely unrewarding.

I admit that it was my choice to watch it, and that you gave me every chance not to.

BUMBLE BEE said...

He'll be raised a barricaded gunman in training.

Vance said...

Eh. A real Man Cave would have a calendar from the local auto repair shop with some scantily clad babes draped over muscle cars. (The less classy calenders skip the clothing at all) This mother is slacking!

Jamie said...

On the other hand, she kinda anxious when I let him shoot the BB gun pistol in the garage.

My parents let me shoot a BB rifle in our garage while I was practicing for a team (in Iowa in winter). I don't know if there were behind the scenes negotiations about that - but my dad is a retired Air Force helicopter pilot who flew in Vietnam sitting on a flak jacket and my mom's dad was an avid hunter, so maybe not.

As for the auto parts scantily class babe calendar, my husband's stepdad was a mechanic and auto shop owner who gave him a Snap-On Tools clock that lived in our bedroom when I first moved in with him (my then future husband). At one point, just to see how things were, I drew a mustache on the bikini-clad chick with my mascara.

My future husband walked into our bedroom after work and the very first thing he said was, "What happened to the Snap-On chick?" So at that point I knew the order of things he notices!

Bob Boyd said...

Is this video transphobic?
Asking for a friend.

Dave Begley said...

Great story. Priorities!

EdwdLny said...

Hilarious deadpan.

mikee said...

She is going to be soooo surprised at all the stuff her kid will do that she absolutely does not anticipate. Hopefully she will record some of that in future. The rope will be used to swing into the drywall and punch holes with tiny feet for climbing the walls. The grill will be used to torture toys. The mommy mural on the ceiling will get a mustache of Gerber's beets. And so on. Have fun, lady, your kid is off to a great start!

Narr said...

My son's favorite colors were pink and purple, and/but he liked to outfit his stuffed bunny rabbit in elaborate Lego armor and "wuppuns."

Narr said...

Gutfeld!: I had three older sisters.

Tyrus: Oh, you got dressed up a lot!

JK Brown said...
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JK Brown said...

This might seem funny but 18 years ago, my cousin's oldest son entered first grade with a teacher that hated boys. She damaged that kid in just one semester. He wasn't the only boy she damaged with her "teaching". As far as I know, she did nothing non-teaching related to the boys. She left at Christmas due to pregnancy. But the damage was done to a kid that was eager to learn until exposed to her.

The bad teacher had a son. I do not know if that changed her or if that poor child has been in 18 years of Hell.