December 19, 2020

Pandas "sniff out fresh horse droppings, lay themselves down and roll their bulky bodies in the muck, using their paws to really make sure they are covered..."

"... from the tip of their fuzzy ears to the bottom of their tails, until their black and white fur is another shade entirely.... A team of researchers led by Fuwen Wei, a biologist at the Chinese Academy of Sciences, first noticed a panda luxuriating in a pile of horse excrement in 2007. Unsure of whether it was a fluke, they spent years tracking the bears with dozens of camera traps, eventually convincing themselves that the behavior was 'definitely frequent and typical'.... Drawn to the irresistible stink of the droppings — the fresher the better — the bears would first take a careful whiff, then initiate a gentle rubbing with a cheek. They would next immerse themselves in an unbridled full-body tussle in the dung, before meticulously slathering themselves with their paws to ensure all their exposed bits were covered... The researchers propose that this filthy act is all about tolerating low temperatures.... A chemical analysis of the dung revealed two short-lived compounds called sesquiterpenes.... When applied onto the paws and fur of laboratory mice, the sesquiterpenes rendered the rodents indifferent to frigid temperatures or a chemically induced chill. Further lab experiments showed the sesquiterpenes were gumming up a type of cold-sensing protein that adorns the cells of pandas and many other animals, including humans."

25 comments:

Lurker21 said...

Pandas "sniff out fresh horse droppings, lay themselves down and roll their bulky bodies in the muck, using their paws to really make sure they are covered..."


You mean, like Democrats?





Sorry. Couldn't resist. Hat tip to Bob Hope.

Kevin said...

It does remind one of the media in a pile of anti-Trump rumors.

mockturtle said...

Two of my dogs liked to roll in the decaying flesh of dead wildlife.

tcrosse said...

My long-ago dog would roll in the corpses of carp washed up on the beaches of Lake Mendota. One time I took him to visit a friend's farm near Muscoda, where there were goats. The dog found a heap of goat shit and rolled in it until he was completely covered in it. Someday I hope to be as happy as that dog was.

Readering said...

I see this will be a fruitful thread.

Readering said...

So for the dogs was it a cold day or something else?

JaimeRoberto said...

I'm here for the metaphors.

Anonymous said...

I blame global warming

Wince said...

...the sesquiterpenes rendered the rodents indifferent to frigid temperatures or a chemically induced chill.

Men, we've found the cure for "shrinkage"!

John henry said...

So the NYT is claiming to be a panda?

That NYT covering themselves in horshit is acceptable behavior because they are pandas and this is what pandas do?

John Henry

tcrosse said...

So the NYT is claiming to be a panda?

They're pandering

Darrell said...

Explains the smell of SJWs.

Bilwick said...

Doesn't everyone?

chuck said...

The dog found a heap of goat shit and rolled in it until he was completely covered in it.

Questions that will never be answered: did T. Rex roll in Triceratops dung?

Temujin said...

My dog loves the scent of dead worms. She's a Lucas terrier and is basically a nose with four legs, and that nose is always at ground level sniffing. When she comes upon the scent of dead worm, she's all about rolling over and rolling around in it. Over and over again. Once upon a time I used to fight it. But honestly, I don't know what she's smelling. We cannot smell it unless it's a freshly dead worm on the cement, and we stop her on those. But she picks up the scent in deep St. Augustine grass- even if its long dead and dried up- and just back rubs all over it. Like a cat finding catnip. Or a congressperson finding a bag of money.

I believe humans have less 'nose knowledge' than most other animals. Our sight, smell, hearing is not nearly as fine tuned as other animals. We were blessed with larger brains, though we seldom use them. As a species there is a relatively tiny percent of humans that do use a decent amount of their brain, and thankfully for the rest of us, they do the heavy lifting of inventing, creating, producing, and the rest of us merrily tag along.

I must admit I have learned a few tricks from my dog. I roll over on my back some times to attract my wife. It hasn't worked thus far, but I think she's starting to get it. She doesn't run out of the house nearly as much as she used to.

Skeptical Voter said...

Why do the pandas need horse droppings. After all pandas, like other bears, defecate in the woods. But maybe horse manure smells better.

Joe Smith said...

"The researchers propose that this filthy act is all about tolerating low temperatures..."

Or maybe they're just kinky little fuckers : )

Can Florida Man be far behind?

JML said...

"I must admit I have learned a few tricks from my dog. I roll over on my back some times to attract my wife. It hasn't worked thus far, but I think she's starting to get it. She doesn't run out of the house nearly as much as she used to."

She needs to read Mr. Chidley's pamphlet.

JML said...

Our radiant heat went out this season and we have been without heat so far this year. But I'm not sure I'm willing to roll in horse shit just yet.

Churchy LaFemme: said...

I read somewhere that Pandas are carnivores. Carnivores who have for some reason decided to eat only bamboo. They still have a carnivore's digestive system, and there is so little energy for a carnivore in bamboo shoots that they have to spend basically all day eating & pooping (they can't even digest most of it..). They have so little excess energy that they spend most of the day still, and if they have to walk, prefer to walk downhil. Given that heat regulation for a mammal takes energy, it's not surprising that if they have found a hack for feeling warmer, they use it..

mockturtle said...

Temujin reports: "I must admit I have learned a few tricks from my dog. I roll over on my back some times to attract my wife. It hasn't worked thus far, but I think she's starting to get it. She doesn't run out of the house nearly as much as she used to."

When I gave my husband back rubs he'd roll over after a while for a 'front rub'. ;-)

Daniel Jackson said...

It's sort of a tautology: why do they roll about in shit? because they like the smell.

Like the other dog owners above, my Am-Staff LOVES the smell of shit all over her pelt. Her favorite is wild pig shit left in fields where she runs about. I wash her thoroughly; then she actively seeks out a pile of manure to roll about. It took about ONE time to understand her compulsion before I understood and restrain her on our walks. Of course, over time, she has learned how to grab a purloined roll or two after which the guilt on her face gives her away especially when she submissively leads the way to the shower.

The real question in the article is why did it take TEN YEARS for the "scientists" to figure out the attraction! Do they use unscented soap in China?

Seriously, humans do the same thing with the secretions of musk glands that is heavily scented (and flavored) or other noxious aromas from organic sources. Human use of such substances is highly frequent during mating rituals.

It really took them TEN YEARS?

William said...

The dark underside of panda life. I instinctively knew that they weren't quite as cuddly and lovable as they appeared. No creatures are. The Chinese kept this disturbing information under wraps for a long time. Thee are rumors that besides bamboo shoots, pandas love to feast on toddlers. Over time they have evolved a soft, cuddly exterior in order to lure young children to close propinquity. Then they get red in tooth and claw. It's quite horrible. They're nasty creatures. Don't let your children near them.

Clyde said...

Panda Joe's gonna love that stuff.

Joe Smith said...

Eats shoots and leaves...